What’s wrong with potato salad?
Hello lovelies!!!
Submitted 4 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Bye@lemmy.world 4 months ago
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It’s too crunchy.
send_me_your_mommy_milkers@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Crunchy kartoffelsalat wtf
MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Maybe it’s not crunchy enough
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 months ago
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I don’t think that image uploaded correctly. It’s just blank below your comment.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 months ago
It’s visible to my other account on Jerboa. Try loading it in a browser. Images have been fucky for some users lately.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Tai@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Why is her face too small for her face?
Zachariah@lemmy.world 4 months ago
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Inbreeding?
FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 4 months ago
better than the other way around.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Idunno. Why is her elbow just the right size for her elbow?
Iapar@feddit.de 4 months ago
Potato salat.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 months ago
*Americans who eat potato salad.
In Scandinavia and Germany, it’s popular amongst all sorts of people, not just megakarens…
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Kartoffelsalat Moment
numberfour002@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I was going to type something mean about her but I’m afraid she could sense I was rude on the internet and telepathically cause my skull to explode like a hard boiled egg in a microwave.
Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 4 months ago
TIL hard boiled eggs can explode in a microwave and that the explosion can be as loud as 133 decibels. For reference sake, a gunshot is about 155 decibels depending on caliber, so that’s one loud ass egg.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 months ago
That’s actually not a very good comparison since, decibels being a base 10 exponential scale, the loudness of 133 and 155 decibels are not at all comparative.
A much better comparison is a 1984 Motörhead concert:
Lemmy and co.’s set was allegedly measured at 130 decibels, before it was cut short as plaster from the ceiling started to rain down on the audience below.
And that’s still MUCH less loud than a microwave eggsplosion!
Asclepiaz@lemmy.world 4 months ago
You know, being 1/2 Korean and 1/2 typical white American I can say y’all shouldn’t be sleeping on potato salad. You can use other and additional ingredients than mayo. My Korean family fucking loves my white family’s potato salad.
Wilzax@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Mayo??? Potato salad is made with mustard not mayo what the fuck
bluewing@lemm.ee 4 months ago
As a Midwesterner, potato salad is made with a mixture of real mayonnaise and yellow mustard. Finely diced onion and celery with a dash of old and flavorless paprika for color to round it all out. Salt and pepper to taste. You wouldn’t want it to be too spicy you know.
Some heretics will add diced dill pickle on occaision - my one Grandmother would sometimes do this after drinking too much. This is generally considered a social faux pas, though us Mid-westerners are too polite and kind to actually say something about it. But we will look askance at you. And your children will never play with our kids ever again.
Malek061@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Mayo is the best way to make it.
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 4 months ago
Squaren
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Aber you have defeated 10 regular Karens you get to fight Megakaren.
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Autokorrektur?
Starkstruck@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I personally love potato salad but I think the biggest thing that hurts its reputation is when it’s bad IT’S BAD!
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
I don’t understand what this has to do with potato salad but I can’t stop laughing
brown567@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
I’ll have you know I was taught how to make potato salad by a Tongan dude who looks nothing like this
But yeah, I resemble the image XD
late_night@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
She’s the human version of Annoying Orange
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 4 months ago
After she saves Metrahcity
archonet@lemy.lol 4 months ago
damn, that ain’t a forehead, that’s a goddamn fivehead.
niktemadur@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I don’t know… I think she zoomed past the potato and plowed straight into the ambrosia salad.
poorlytunedAstring@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It would be weird if I just eat the dill all by itself.
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 4 months ago
Judging by looks and food preference, definitely would tho.
Jackcooper@lemmy.world 4 months ago
My wife is Mexican and loves potato salad, how do I inform her about this meme
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Real life anime character
SpeedLimit55@lemmy.world 4 months ago
and coleslaw.
Phegan@lemmy.world 4 months ago
There would be potato salad after every cookout I went to, no matter who was hosting. And it never got eaten
bluewing@lemm.ee 4 months ago
That was from a fear of food poisoning from it being left out in the sun to warm. But it was more of an issue if real mayo, (with raw egg yolk), was used. If you used some type of industrial grade Miracle Whip untainted by anything real you could ID as an ingredient, it was far less of an issue.
Besides, what’s a little e.coli gonna do? Besides make you all shiny clean on the inside.
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Looks like she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and she likes potato salad??? Let me buy you a drank beautiful forehead having gurrrllll
rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Olivie is delicious and no one will tell me otherwise
FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 4 months ago
I’m just gonna say it: Potato salad is NOT THAT BAD!
If it’s made by your grandma and with the right ingredients, anyway.
Fades@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Where is all this hate for potato salad coming from???
GBU_28@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Earth
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 months ago
The United States. Apparently it’s a very niche thing over there 🤷
Assman@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
White people who decided only white people eat potato salad
Theharpyeagle@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Potato salad is fucking amazing and I will die on this hill
Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I’ll take it one step further and say potato salad CAN be downright delicious when made well… I have also had potato salad so bad that it caused me to have an existential crisis about how I ended up where I was, eating what I was, and I had to pause to reconsider my life’s choices.
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 4 months ago
In the best case, a German grandma
FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 4 months ago
Exactly.