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Submitted ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m just gonna say it: Potato salad is NOT THAT BAD!

    If it’s made by your grandma and with the right ingredients, anyway.

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    • Fades@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Where is all this hate for potato salad coming from???

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      • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Earth

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      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The United States. Apparently it’s a very niche thing over there 🤷

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      • Assman@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        White people who decided only white people eat potato salad

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    • Theharpyeagle@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Potato salad is fucking amazing and I will die on this hill

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    • Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’ll take it one step further and say potato salad CAN be downright delicious when made well… I have also had potato salad so bad that it caused me to have an existential crisis about how I ended up where I was, eating what I was, and I had to pause to reconsider my life’s choices.

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    • PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      In the best case, a German grandma

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      • FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Exactly.

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  • Bye@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What’s wrong with potato salad?

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    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s too crunchy.

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      • send_me_your_mommy_milkers@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Crunchy kartoffelsalat wtf

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      • MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Maybe it’s not crunchy enough

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Picture of potato salad:

    Image

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    • stoicmaverick@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I don’t think that image uploaded correctly. It’s just blank below your comment.

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      • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s visible to my other account on Jerboa. Try loading it in a browser. Images have been fucky for some users lately.

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    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The Real Tater Salad

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  • Tai@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why is her face too small for her face?

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    • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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    • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Inbreeding?

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    • FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      better than the other way around.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Idunno. Why is her elbow just the right size for her elbow?

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    • Iapar@feddit.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Potato salat.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    *Americans who eat potato salad.

    In Scandinavia and Germany, it’s popular amongst all sorts of people, not just megakarens…

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    • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Kartoffelsalat Moment

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  • numberfour002@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I was going to type something mean about her but I’m afraid she could sense I was rude on the internet and telepathically cause my skull to explode like a hard boiled egg in a microwave.

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    • Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      TIL hard boiled eggs can explode in a microwave and that the explosion can be as loud as 133 decibels. For reference sake, a gunshot is about 155 decibels depending on caliber, so that’s one loud ass egg.

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      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That’s actually not a very good comparison since, decibels being a base 10 exponential scale, the loudness of 133 and 155 decibels are not at all comparative.

        A much better comparison is a 1984 Motörhead concert:

        Lemmy and co.’s set was allegedly measured at 130 decibels, before it was cut short as plaster from the ceiling started to rain down on the audience below.

        And that’s still MUCH less loud than a microwave eggsplosion!

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  • Asclepiaz@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You know, being 1/2 Korean and 1/2 typical white American I can say y’all shouldn’t be sleeping on potato salad. You can use other and additional ingredients than mayo. My Korean family fucking loves my white family’s potato salad.

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    • Wilzax@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Mayo??? Potato salad is made with mustard not mayo what the fuck

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      • bluewing@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        As a Midwesterner, potato salad is made with a mixture of real mayonnaise and yellow mustard. Finely diced onion and celery with a dash of old and flavorless paprika for color to round it all out. Salt and pepper to taste. You wouldn’t want it to be too spicy you know.

        Some heretics will add diced dill pickle on occaision - my one Grandmother would sometimes do this after drinking too much. This is generally considered a social faux pas, though us Mid-westerners are too polite and kind to actually say something about it. But we will look askance at you. And your children will never play with our kids ever again.

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      • Malek061@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Mayo is the best way to make it.

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  • FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Squaren

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Aber you have defeated 10 regular Karens you get to fight Megakaren.

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    • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Autokorrektur?

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  • Starkstruck@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I personally love potato salad but I think the biggest thing that hurts its reputation is when it’s bad IT’S BAD!

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  • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t understand what this has to do with potato salad but I can’t stop laughing

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  • brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ll have you know I was taught how to make potato salad by a Tongan dude who looks nothing like this

    But yeah, I resemble the image XD

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  • late_night@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    She’s the human version of Annoying Orange

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  • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    After she saves Metrahcity

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  • archonet@lemy.lol ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    damn, that ain’t a forehead, that’s a goddamn fivehead.

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  • niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t know… I think she zoomed past the potato and plowed straight into the ambrosia salad.

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  • poorlytunedAstring@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It would be weird if I just eat the dill all by itself.

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  • FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Judging by looks and food preference, definitely would tho.

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  • Jackcooper@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My wife is Mexican and loves potato salad, how do I inform her about this meme

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  • boatsnhos931@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Real life anime character

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  • SpeedLimit55@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    and coleslaw.

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  • Phegan@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There would be potato salad after every cookout I went to, no matter who was hosting. And it never got eaten

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    • bluewing@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That was from a fear of food poisoning from it being left out in the sun to warm. But it was more of an issue if real mayo, (with raw egg yolk), was used. If you used some type of industrial grade Miracle Whip untainted by anything real you could ID as an ingredient, it was far less of an issue.

      Besides, what’s a little e.coli gonna do? Besides make you all shiny clean on the inside.

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  • boatsnhos931@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Looks like she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and she likes potato salad??? Let me buy you a drank beautiful forehead having gurrrllll

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  • rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Olivie is delicious and no one will tell me otherwise

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