So much hate
(Until I figured out this acronym a couple years back, the internet was a much angrier place for me. )
What I thought some abbreviations/emoticons meant vs what they actually meant
Submitted 10 months ago by jonathanvmv8f@lemm.ee to [deleted]
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loomi@lemmy.world 10 months ago
SadSadSatellite@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
That’s what I thought it was until right now
state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
I still can’t believe it doesn’t mean that.
taiyang@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I am gonna steal FTFY, so whenever I use that, remember that’s what I’m saying to you.
answersplease77@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Fuck That Fuck You actually works in every context where FTFY is used
paddirn@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I thought FTW meant ‘Fuck The World’
darvocet@infosec.pub 10 months ago
I’ve always thought it meant both
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 10 months ago
It does when scratched into school desks. In text messages/online posts, though, it means For The Win.
bolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
I always read TFW as “the fuck when”
philthi@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I was essentially certain that this meant: “their face when”
Enkers@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I thought it was “that feel when…” like in the memes.
Both kinda work, though.
snooggums@midwest.social 10 months ago
The First Walrus.
fulcrummed@lemmy.world 10 months ago
TFW… SMH Not sure I can unlearn “that face when… so much hate”
Randelung@lemmy.world 10 months ago
the better o2 lmao
Venator@lemmy.nz 10 months ago
OMW should be “oh my word”
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 months ago
“Oh my! Word?”
Venator@lemmy.nz 10 months ago
Nah its more like oh! My word!
IndiBrony@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I can use all of these to talk about a rousing game of football:
Newcastle United Fuck The What! We can’t lose against Man United again SoMetHing.
MotherFuWwer Joelinton misses an absolute sitter 😨 (Some internet famous Lorem Ipsum)
On my way
*Oh My What. Fuck This, Fuck You.
The Fuck What we’re actually winning Happy cat emoticon. Howeh the lads 0⁷(dunno how to subscript on my phone so this is the best you get)
>85 minutes later
We lost again‽ First Flayer Shooter!
jonathanvmv8f@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I love when people make the effort to do this kind of stuff and I got the opportunity to have someone do it for my post.
Thanks dude. You have made my day…
Kiernian@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Back twenty years ago when I first started seeing “SMH” it was “So. Much. Hate.”
As in “I really dislike that.”
As in “So, everybody unanimously said they want sheet cake for office birthdays and management decided to double down on the day old donuts again anyway? So Much Hate.”
errer@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I thought I was nuts in remembering that it meant so much hate at one point
Kiernian@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I think it was the original meaning when it was brand new and still very niche.
Part of me wonders if it made it onto one of those “Parents! Know these abbreviations!” memes where they purposely list the acronyms incorrectly (LOL–Lots of Love) and then got more popular that way.
Tixanou@lemm.ee 10 months ago
english be like: iirc atm btw nbd omw orly tbf rn tbh, wbu 👍
Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
mft isn’t MotherFucker What??
letsgo@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I know someone who insists LOL means “lots of love”.
His text “My mother-in-law died last night LOL” still fails to parse.
Meron35@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I thought <3 was a set of balls
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
And E> is a set of cyborg balls.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 months ago
What the hell do cats look like in your neck of the woods? 🤨
saigot@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
I always pronounce FFS in my head. I imagine it’s the person breathing out in frustration.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I genuinely thought SMH meant “smack my head” as in facepalm. Which works in context, both mean I am dissapoint.
kwedd@feddit.nl 10 months ago
I thought it meant “so much hate”.
Tobberone@lemm.ee 10 months ago
A flayer shooter with Oz, you say? Well, the lore is there.
snooggums@midwest.social 10 months ago
OMW = Old Man Winter
drislands@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I love it lmfao (lost my flannel at Orlando)
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
…and why do kids these days say ooh-wooh?
Enkrod@feddit.de 10 months ago
xlash123@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I always internalize SMH as suck my head
Enkers@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Pretty sure that was the original meaning.
can@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I’m pretty sure this can’t be true lol
NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
\o/
meaning: holding up hands in celebration
I thought: stylized lol
SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
o7
Grass@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
ffs: fuckfuck shit
thesocavault@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It would be better if people wrote out the words so 1 - there is no misunderstandings and 2 - we know they know how to spell. 😉
yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com 10 months ago
Same here. Some of those are exactly what I thought and one was what I still thought to this day
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 10 months ago
If you haven’t tried that better oxygen, you should get down to your local oxygen bar ASAP (Always Slippy As Peppers).
taiyang@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The best I’ve got is O3.
Potatisen@lemmy.world 10 months ago
FTFY is better as Fuck that, Fuck you.
snooggums@midwest.social 10 months ago
Gets the same point across!