Get stabbed Bleed out in a literal gutter $800 tho
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Submitted 1 year ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Socsa@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
ICastFist@programming.dev 1 year ago
This anon is white
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Fun trick! Don’t try in America!
gmtom@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If anything it would be easier in America.
Just shoot them the second they touch it. Even if they’re running away with it and you shoot them in the back you will gey away with it.
NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This protip only works for Cops
RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
But then you have to move all the time. A pile of bodies might scare off bike thieves.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Disclaimer: This post advises you to commit crimes. Do not take this post as fact.
Disclaimer pt.2: You may get away with it “in Texas, at night, and on your own property,” but you have to hit all 3/3 of those, if you have 0/3, 1/3, or 2/3, you are also going to be prosecuted.
graymess@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Alternatively, run over with car. You can commit any crime while in a car and get away with it. It’s the law.
mrgreyeyes@feddit.nl 1 year ago
Do Americans even know how to ride a bicycle?
riodoro1@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yes, but they don’t know how to change gears.
kungen@feddit.nu 1 year ago
Inexperienced, but possible. If only bikes worked the same way as America’s best anti-theft measure: a car with manual transmission.
echodot@feddit.uk 1 year ago
They just don’t know how to start it.
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 year ago
I remember there was some guy who installed spyware on a phone that couldn’t be wiped off by normal means. Stuff that gave him remote camera access, location, file access, everything. Then he got that phone stolen and made a documentary about this dude’s life.
Zomg@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I remember that, he installed it as a system app and would persist through a factory reset
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 year ago
I think it was baked into the OS somehow (probably what you said). He disabled system updates as well so the OS didn’t wipe. The only way it could have been removed was flashing the OS, but you’d have to find out it was there to begin with.
Legend@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
Can someone share that video or article or whatever it is .
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
herrwoland@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s all fun and games till the person who stole your bike has a weapon, or is bigger than you and has friends with them
papalonian@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’ll take $75 of my profits and buy a shit new bike whenever someone I can’t beat up takes it
(I cannot beat up many people. I would not profit from this model.)
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
And they’re not going to steal a $75 bike, they steal nice bikes that have resell value.
KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s just robbery with extra steps.
magnetosphere@fedia.io 1 year ago
I have questions
Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Answer - yes you DO need to clean under your foreskin
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
but then all the flavor is gone
suction@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I understand the “kick a dude’s ass and take their wallet” part, but not why we need the bike with gps prelude
CapeWearingAeroplane@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
I believe there’s a quote by “Taco” in"Better call Saul" along the lines of “I love robbing criminals, because they never go to the cops”
ameancow@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The problem with criminals is they are often stupid enough to go to the cops.
Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
It’s to make sure the victim deserves it.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Lemmy needs an out of context quotes community.
suction@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ah now it makes total sense!
unreasonabro@lemmy.world 1 year ago
i guess you really do suck then lol
suction@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Not as hard as your mom servicing hobos under the highway bridge
ameancow@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Seriously, it’s just mugging. The bicycle part is a whole separate issue, if you do this you’re just mugging people. Same crime, same potential legal consequences, same potential for getting a sharpened screwdriver in your kidney.
Entropywins@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Kidney thing happened to you too, huh…
RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The bike thief is probably less likely to go to the police? Idk
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I wish more people did this. Id watch this over to catch a predator any day
mriormro@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This is psychotic.
Delphia@lemmy.world 1 year ago
While I dont necessarily agree, I do agree that petty theft affects regular people all the damn time, you cant do anything about it or you can catch an assault charge, the cops cant or wont do anything about it either so you just have to accept that sometimes people are going to take your shit and nothing is going to happen.
It would be nice to know those people get their comeuppance from time to time.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Yeah, unless you’re a police department and are literally doing a sting operation, this is just robbing people with extra steps.
unreasonabro@lemmy.world 1 year ago
nah bike thieves are among the lowest of the low, among child abusers and oil execs. It’s one of the scummiest things you can do, hands down.
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 1 year ago
New side quest unlocked!
swab148@startrek.website 1 year ago
Enh, repeatable fetch quests are boring.
Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
It’s a bounty hunting quest, though.
ryathal@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Criminals can’t call the cops…
gigachad@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
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morphballganon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Thank you, was going to request this
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Too many pixels, I can’t read it.
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 1 year ago
I need it charred.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Done
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