Local safety regulations require a breathalyzer test before you're allowed upstairs.
I am the thing that goes *thump* 'Fuck!' in the night
Submitted 1 year ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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yukichigai@kbin.social 1 year ago
jaaake@lemmy.world 1 year ago
stair correction At this point, why would you want that double height step when walking to the bathroom from the hallway?
YungOnions@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Just to, you know, keep things interesting.
tourist@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“I paid for the little half chub step, I’m gonna use the little half chub step”
- the guy who built that, probably, before taking another hit from the meth gravity bong
TheWordBotcher@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Reminds me of when my build in Minecraft doesn’t quite line up as I had imagined and I’m too lazy to fix it. Guess that happens in real life, too.
someguy3@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Developer: “Show me where it says I can’t do that.”
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 year ago
International Residential Code §R311.7.5.1
Tebbie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Might as well extend the steps so that they touch each other. it would no longer have a platform there, but it would be easier to climb.
ATDA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
A dollar says your sketch is the first drawn plan of this project.
BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
I mean personally I fail to see how this whole… thing… is better than like… adding a half inch or whatever to each of the stair rises in the flight on the way up… as long as it doesn’t surpass 7 3/4 inch per-stair rise, which I imagine this doesn’t come close to just by the way it looks, you could probably kill a lot of that weirdness with just super basic alterations…
No, I think this hazard was a conscious decision, or at least the architect who drew it up sucks.
I’m surprised it meets code tho, tbh. This is just begging someone to tumble down the stairs in the middle of the night.
AA5B@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Could even be caused by code - complying with current code only applies to things you change.
For example, maybe the stairs were in a bad place so someone moved them (I briefly considered that). Now the stairs need to comply with code, such as maximum steepness. How do you make that fit? The right way probably involves expensive structural mods (or having just said no), so this is the contractor making it fit “affordable”
Chocrates@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You don’t want to change the height of stairs
RGB3x3@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Fuck it, make it a smooth funnel
Furbag@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You would have a step ledge
What are you doing step ledge? 🤭
nieceandtows@programming.dev 1 year ago
What in tarnation?!
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 1 year ago
There is indeed true evil in the world, let no relativist tell you otherwise.
therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
This is what happens when you don’t plan your Minecraft house right
azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I thought it was a Doom map at first
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
myhouse.wad energy
Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
This looks like some shit i’d build in the first night in minecraft when i run out of stair blocks.
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
That stairwell off to the right seems to be at such a shallow angle they could have just made a flat hallway and used slightly steeper steps.
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 1 year ago
A twisted-ankle lovers dream house!
blarth@thelemmy.club 1 year ago
I love this for some reason.
morrowind@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Same, I wanna live in a house like this
geekworking@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Bonus for the toilet right there in the bathroom with no door.
wander1236@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I’m pretty sure the door just opens inward
digdug@kbin.social 1 year ago
Falling injuries would skyrocket if that door opened outward.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’d rather believe that it opens outward and upward (out of frame) like a DeLorean.
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yup, there’s a strike plate.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 year ago
After growing up in a house like this, a straight flat hallway gets me every time.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
As in you like them or you’re fucked up by them?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yes, pretty much.
Coreidan@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What the fuck
nifty@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I think someone extended their house, but didn’t plan the flooring in the original design
ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Damn. Sorry you no-clipped
ATDA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Prosecutor: Did you know your spouse was chronically clumsy when you moved into this home?
Defendant: YOU’VE GOT NOTHING ON ME
Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
This reminds me of a nightmare I used to have as a kid, thanks
Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 year ago
It would be interesting to see the modifications made over time that resulted in this fucking monstrosity.
Nobody would actually design a house like that.
affiliate@lemmy.world 1 year ago
most horrifying thing is the bathroom being at the top of a flight of (carpeted) stairs
Chonk@lemmy.world 1 year ago
At least they are carpeted
Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I mean, on paper it maybe made sense… lol
RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
I’m not sure. Are the stairs downstairs so short that you couldn’t have distributed the height of the three weird steps among them? If not, you’d have an even floor upstairs.
AA5B@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Maybe not. Building code requires the steps to be consistent and I’m pretty sure there’s a maximum steepness.
Obviously we don’t know the history but I bet this was their best “make it fit” solution when the correct way would be expensive
GladiusB@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Into a bathroom no less!!
thorbot@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I never mind a nice thump fuck in the night
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
When I’m dreaming the architecture has a lot of features like this. Check out images of Jiufen in Taiwan for some next level stairs
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Okay who let the Tzeench cultists use construction tools, only Khornates are allowed to use them after the Leman Russ incident.
JCreazy@midwest.social 1 year ago
This is legit cool
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
This looks like something one would build in Minecraft in the first base.
orphiebaby@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Why isn’t this illegal. Why isn’t anything that has to do with homes illegal.
tearsintherain@leminal.space 1 year ago
This is maddening to look at. Motion to install wall railing and leave that light on at all times.
GrymEdm@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“I’d love for you to meet our interior designer, Mr. M. C. Escher”:
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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
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Donjuanme@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I will never unsee Gomez throwing his whole hand into the snap. Lurch has a bit of wrist flick, but Gomez is going whole enchilada, I wonder if it’s his fingers snapping or his wrists.