This looks like something one would build in Minecraft in the first base.
I am the thing that goes *thump* 'Fuck!' in the night
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
NaoPb@eviltoast.org 3 weeks ago
Now that’s a great way to sprain your ankle.
azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I thought it was a Doom map at first
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
myhouse.wad energy
tearsintherain@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
This is maddening to look at. Motion to install wall railing and leave that light on at all times.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
After growing up in a house like this, a straight flat hallway gets me every time.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
As in you like them or you’re fucked up by them?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yes, pretty much.
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
That stairwell off to the right seems to be at such a shallow angle they could have just made a flat hallway and used slightly steeper steps.
Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
This looks like some shit i’d build in the first night in minecraft when i run out of stair blocks.
ATDA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Prosecutor: Did you know your spouse was chronically clumsy when you moved into this home?
Defendant: YOU’VE GOT NOTHING ON ME
thorbot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I never mind a nice thump fuck in the night
orphiebaby@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Why isn’t this illegal. Why isn’t anything that has to do with homes illegal.
fubarx@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Could rent that place to medical schools to teach their students how to treat twisted ankles.
Tebbie@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Might as well extend the steps so that they touch each other. it would no longer have a platform there, but it would be easier to climb.
Furbag@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You would have a step ledge
What are you doing step ledge? 🤭
ATDA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
A dollar says your sketch is the first drawn plan of this project.
BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
I mean personally I fail to see how this whole… thing… is better than like… adding a half inch or whatever to each of the stair rises in the flight on the way up… as long as it doesn’t surpass 7 3/4 inch per-stair rise, which I imagine this doesn’t come close to just by the way it looks, you could probably kill a lot of that weirdness with just super basic alterations…
No, I think this hazard was a conscious decision, or at least the architect who drew it up sucks.
I’m surprised it meets code tho, tbh. This is just begging someone to tumble down the stairs in the middle of the night.
Chocrates@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You don’t want to change the height of stairs
AA5B@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Could even be caused by code - complying with current code only applies to things you change.
For example, maybe the stairs were in a bad place so someone moved them (I briefly considered that). Now the stairs need to comply with code, such as maximum steepness. How do you make that fit? The right way probably involves expensive structural mods (or having just said no), so this is the contractor making it fit “affordable”
RGB3x3@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Fuck it, make it a smooth funnel
Coreidan@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What the fuck
nifty@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I think someone extended their house, but didn’t plan the flooring in the original design
affiliate@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
most horrifying thing is the bathroom being at the top of a flight of (carpeted) stairs
Chonk@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
At least they are carpeted
therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
This is what happens when you don’t plan your Minecraft house right
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
When I’m dreaming the architecture has a lot of features like this. Check out images of Jiufen in Taiwan for some next level stairs
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Okay who let the Tzeench cultists use construction tools, only Khornates are allowed to use them after the Leman Russ incident.
carpelbridgesyndrome@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I feel like I saw this hallway on McMansion Hell
jaaake@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
stair correction At this point, why would you want that double height step when walking to the bathroom from the hallway?
YungOnions@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Just to, you know, keep things interesting.
tourist@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“I paid for the little half chub step, I’m gonna use the little half chub step”
- the guy who built that, probably, before taking another hit from the meth gravity bong
Bazz@feddit.de 3 weeks ago
I am Darkwing Duck!
noxy@yiffit.net 3 weeks ago
when there’s trouble you call D W [bass slapping]
TheWordBotcher@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Reminds me of when my build in Minecraft doesn’t quite line up as I had imagined and I’m too lazy to fix it. Guess that happens in real life, too.
GladiusB@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Into a bathroom no less!!
JCreazy@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
This is legit cool
yukichigai@kbin.social 3 weeks ago
Local safety regulations require a breathalyzer test before you're allowed upstairs.
beefsquatch@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
stair city over here
Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
This reminds me of a nightmare I used to have as a kid, thanks
blarth@thelemmy.club 3 weeks ago
I love this for some reason.
morrowind@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Same, I wanna live in a house like this
geekworking@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Bonus for the toilet right there in the bathroom with no door.
wander1236@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I’m pretty sure the door just opens inward
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yup, there’s a strike plate.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’d rather believe that it opens outward and upward (out of frame) like a DeLorean.
digdug@kbin.social 3 weeks ago
Falling injuries would skyrocket if that door opened outward.
someguy3@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Developer: “Show me where it says I can’t do that.”
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
International Residential Code §R311.7.5.1
Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
It would be interesting to see the modifications made over time that resulted in this fucking monstrosity.
Nobody would actually design a house like that.