Jandalf, yes I was once called that. Jandalf the Jray.
It's canon now. And so is a certain image format.
Submitted 2 years ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ea3cfabd-430a-4a46-bd65-a9f1ca8ee3c6.png
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Assman@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Ryan213@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Now I am Jandalf the Hwhite.
pendulum_@lemmy.world 2 years ago
After smearing myself with chool hwip
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
I may sound haughty and knowledgable when I say JiF then, but between just you and me, I didn’t know a damn thing about this and just decided to say it this way in my brain for reasons that remain unclear.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Me too. I just always said it with a soft G because my brain told me that’s how it was pronounced.
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Strange that I never got a notification for this. Hm.
I’ve always pronounced it that way for whatever reason, and when I learned that was the correct way I was very high and mighty, lol
MeanEYE@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Oooh, that’s how grammar works in English language. Okay, so me as a developer of some obscure thing from this point forward are instructing everyone to pronounce “home” as “hume”, since that’s how you pronounce “o” in “tomb”. I decided that solely because my software is loosely related to the meaning of the word. K thx bai.
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Did you invent the word home? No? So you don’t get to decide how to pronounce it.
carpelbridgesyndrome@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Yes but actually no
irmoz@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Was it a gift?
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Yeah, from a gyrating genie named George.
AstridWipenaugh@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Oh yeah? Well lick my gargantuan gorilla gonads.
(I’m actually team jif but can’t help myself)
AnarchistsForDemocracy@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Life is all about jif and dake.
Jarix@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Good god Gordon go gag a gator
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
technically starts with the D sound
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Now you’re just getting crazy
Floshie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
One thing I learned recently is that if GIF shall be pronounced “GIF” like the G in Graphical, JPEG shall be pronounced “JFEG” like the P in Photography
Just droppin that in
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Do I look like I know what a jfeg is?
bitwaba@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I just want a picture of a gosh dang JFEGdog
FarmTaco@lemmy.world 2 years ago
If it was JPhEG sure.
Wilzax@lemmy.world 2 years ago
J’feg
uzay@infosec.pub 2 years ago
Is it pronounced jilf then as well?
CabbageColonialist@iusearchlinux.fyi 1 year ago
My nameias jgef
Wilzax@lemmy.world 2 years ago
J’feg
EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
The creator of the GIF format says it’s pronounced like Jiff, like the peanut butter.
He’s wrong, even though he created the format.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I went looking for it, and apparently you’re right. He said “Jif”. He’s either trolling or an idiot. People don’t see it that way, especially seeing as it’s the hard “G” from “Graphical” in the acronym. So he’s applying a pronunciation rule of soft G when followed with “i” when used in a word to an acronym - and acronyms aren’t words (noted: they can become treated as such).
GIF is not a word. So soft “g” when followed by “i” does not apply.
lazerCovenant@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Acronyms are words. They’re words formed out of the initial letters of a phrase or name.
Electromechanical_Supergiant@lemmynsfw.com 2 years ago
There is no such thing as a “hard g” or a “soft g”. There is a g sound, and there is a j sound.
Yes, I will die on this hill.
Rhaedas@kbin.social 2 years ago
The funny thing is that even though there are people on both sides dead set they are right, if they hear someone say the opposite pronunciation they still understand what the speaker is referring to. So there's absolutely no context lost, it's just preference, and I have a feeling given the age of the name GIF those preferences are very regional, as the internet had not become a national/international thing yet.
dogslayeggs@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s almost like there is no rule when pronouncing acronyms and people choose to pronounce them however sounds best to them. How do you pronounce the U in SCUBA? How do you pronounce the two As in NASA? The A in BASE jumping? The O in POG juice? The O in SONAR? The I in SIM card? The A in LASER? None of those are pronounced like the composite letters, so why is GIF so rigid?
spudwart@spudwart.com 2 years ago
That’s dumb, It’s “Graphics Interchange Format.”
dogslayeggs@lemmy.world 2 years ago
How do you pronounce the U in SCUBA? How do you pronounce the two As in NASA? The A in BASE jumping? The O in POG juice? The O in SONAR? The I in SIM card? The A in LASER?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Would be the worst retroactive devaluation of a body of literary work since JK Rowling showed the world how she really is.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Orson Scott Card’s gotta rank up there, too.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 years ago
True
HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I really don’t think JK Rowling revealed who she really was. I think she demonstrated what too much money does to someone.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Nah, you become overconfident, callous and indifferent to the suffering of others from extreme wealth.
Bigotry and pretending to be the victim of those you victimize is income-agnostic.
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You can tell that’s fine art because it says it is.
BoastfulDaedra@lemmynsfw.com 2 years ago
I read that as “Yan-dolf”.
I am not even making this up.
jdf038@mander.xyz 2 years ago
OK you fancy Dutch dude. What’re ya gonna do now? Brag about bicycles and socialized medicine?!!! (He says, jealous af)
SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi 2 years ago
You mean yealous
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
It’s clearly laurel-dolf
BoastfulDaedra@lemmynsfw.com 2 years ago
Nah, the "a"s are silent.
dogslayeggs@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Anyone who uses the argument that Graphical is pronounced with a hard G sound needs to think about how they pronounce other acronyms, like SCUBA, NASA, LASER, SONAR, POG, SIM… the list goes on.
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
I do say N(ay)SA to annoy people.
halm@leminal.space 2 years ago
It’s flattering that you think anybody knows what all of those acronyms actually stand for. I’m semi-certain of NASA, the rest could just be made up for all I know (as a non-native English speaker).
bitwaba@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Kinda hard to forget SCUBA. Self contained underwater breathing apparatus
WereCat@lemmy.world 2 years ago
And Elrond is Hispanic elf
Hasuris@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
Yandalf
KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Yandalf the Yeeted
force@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The great Anglo-Saxon wizard, Ġandalf
Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 years ago
“Sauron’s eye was supposed to be a gigantic vagina”
PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Sauron’s whispering eye.
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Sauron’s vag
timelighter@lemmy.world 2 years ago
comes back
Bilbo is gay!
dies
comes back
Nazgul are just men in dresses!
not canceled cause that’s true
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 2 years ago
Sauron actually do shit but he’s so powerful the shit disintegrated when it comes out.
AnarchistsForDemocracy@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Sauron didn’t do shit, he didn’t even come out to play for the final stand off…
F_Haxhausen@lemmy.world 2 years ago
All letters before A are silent.
not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Without the R???
danc4498@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Guess we need to remake the trilogy.
DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Yandalf the Yrey
TheMarkus@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
The genius Tolkien, ever generous, gestured for a round of gin martinis from his giant gentle giraffe. Over gentle murmurs from the crowd, I caught the gist of his speech: genuinely it’s pronounced Jandalf.
ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
to be published in a limited gold embossed leather bound volume with 500 pages of commentary, March 2024
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 2 years ago
Ohh i see it’s a geeraffe, a long necked animal.
And power ranger called down a guyan robot to fight guyan monster enemy.
d20bard@ttrpg.network 2 years ago
Gets back up, “also, his name is Jolam.” Lies back down.
Jackcooper@lemmy.world 2 years ago
pronounces a proper noun differently than its creator then insisting he’s the one who’s wrong
Smh. I’d like to tell French people the way they pronounce their words is wrong too, wish me luck.
Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Do you pronounce jpeg as “jayfeg”?
lorez@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Fuck him.
Blaster_M@lemmy.world 2 years ago
lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
It’s pronounced sanon btw
andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 2 years ago
From the original çanon of course
jaybone@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s pronounced source.
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You mean the Sanon Dork Lard?