It’s actually just a trap door that when opened spews slime on everyone nearby.
The only thing keeping us Millennials going at this point
Submitted 11 months ago by ZeroCool@feddit.ch to [deleted]
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EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 11 months ago
Decoy321@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I will accept no other possibility.
TheFriar@lemm.ee 11 months ago
This would be the day that I die. And it comes out with some serious force like Katy Perry getting absolutely blasted to the floor? But the person who opens it is some old mayor or something. My entire life would have a point.
ivanafterall@kbin.social 11 months ago
This might be the only satisfying and appropriate conclusion without things getting really somber really fast.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
On their feet, specifically.
LostWon@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
But… You Can’t Do That On Television.
Pavidus@lemmy.world 11 months ago
We did one of these in elementary school. One day while I was back in my hometown, I remembered it and decided to swing by the school to see if they ever did anything with it.
The school was bulldozed.
Kiwi_Girl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
They put the school rubble in the ground for people to discover in 50 years.
rmuk@feddit.uk 11 months ago
It’s the gift that won’t stop giving: asbestos.
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 11 months ago
@remindme@mstdn.social RemindMe 19 years
FiniteLooper@lemm.ee 11 months ago
The remind bot will remind you in December but it will be opened in April!
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 11 months ago
Good catch! I wonder if it can do dates…
@remindme@mstdn.social RemindMe April 30th, 2042
Infynis@midwest.social 11 months ago
That’s the reminder to set a reminder for April
tostiman@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
@remindme@mstdn.social RemindMe 18.2 years
bonnetbee@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You know what to do: drink water, eat healthy, lift weights, go swimming, quit social media, quit your stressfull job and find the little things that make you happy, you don’t need much.
leaveWitX@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The only thing I worry about is the living conditions of middle-aged and elderly people, although I think too much about it now
SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You fucking monster! Just put me to death.
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Why you already know what’s in it
kratoz29@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I don’t.
CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 11 months ago
GenZ here, I’m alive basically out of spite of not wanting to let the world kill me.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’ll be 65, so I hope I’ll still be around.
samus12345@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ah, a fellow Gen Xer! Whatever.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 months ago
I thought the damn meme said 2024 and thought you were 64 rn. 🤣
carl_the_llama@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Damn man i didn’t expect for someone so active in so many communities to be your age
ziggurat@lemmy.world 11 months ago
He’s not 65 right now
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I’m 41. I’ve been active on the Internet since 1994, and will continue to be until I’m dead or the Internet dies. Roll of the dice as to which will happen first I guess.
dipshit@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Looks like slime
tacosplease@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I still think about this capsule every few months. I remember when they sealed it. Items include a game boy and a cassette tape of music.
Toes@ani.social 11 months ago
The lost season 4 script for the Last Airbender. We get to find out that ::: spoiler spoiler Toph’s kid is Sokkas. :::
c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Some guy 13 years before ATLA was aired
“Did you know Toph and Sokka hooked up?”
“…wut?”
“Yeah, after the fire lord is defeated and everything returns to normal, Toph admits to Sokka that she’s wanted him ever since the bull moose event in book 3.”
“WUT”
TehWorld@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Time capsules with less than 100 years are the dumbest thing.
When the same people who sealed it up are around to see it opened, it’s not a “time capsule” anymore than a couple of boxes at the bottom of the pile in my parent’s garage.
ZeroCool@feddit.ch 11 months ago
It’s a silly little thing a kid’s TV network did 31 years ago for kids. Calm down.
Lionel@endlesstalk.org 11 months ago
But all of those kids are adults now. And the kids who will see it opened have no clue what it is.
4am@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Holy gatekeeping 🤣
sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
It’s more of a nostalgia thing for the kids who were there. The time capsule predates the web so they didn’t realize how easy it would be to just look up all the things that were in it. Instead they would open it in 50 years and everybody would say, “oh, I remember that thing” and have fond memories of their childhood.
TseseJuer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
what a sad depressed comment. go crawl back into your hole now
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s fun. Have some fun.
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 11 months ago
[deleted]Potatisen@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Here’s a list of everything inside the time capsule:
Movies, including Home Alone and Back to the Future on VHS CDs, including Please Hammer, Don’t Hurt ’Em by MC Hammer and Michael Jackson's Dangerous album A Nintendo Game Boy Rollerblades Reebok Pump sneakers A jar of Gak, at the request of a Dr. Emmett Brown impersonator, who showed up in a real DeLorean and fake hair One of Joey Lawrence’s “Whoa! ’92” hats, which he stopped by to present News reports, including coverage of the AIDS crisis, Desert Storm, and the end of the Soviet Union Books, including a world atlas, history book, comic book, phone book, the Orlando TV Guide for the week of April 30, 1992, and a copy of the Book of Endangered Species An issue of Nickelodeon magazine A Nicktoons t-shirt featuring Ren & Stimpy A piece of the Berlin Wall A Barbie doll Pencils A skateboard A baseball Twinkies A stick of bubble gum (though no one seems to know which kind) Photos of things too big (or alive) to fit inside, including bicycles, planes, trains, cars, politicians and celebrities A videotape, which was a recording of the live ceremony, shot by a girl named Vicky who stood onstage to operate the Kid Cam The camera recording the tape, which appears to have been unplanned—Mike O’Malley and Joey Lawrence both looked baffled about how to remove the tape from the camera, so the whole setup was tossed in at the last minute
ZeroCool@feddit.ch 11 months ago
CDs, including Please Hammer, Don’t Hurt ’Em by MC Hammer
Nice.
algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
I know we’re only a bit over halfway there, but it’s weird and slightly disappointing how a good portion of those things haven’t changed much. As if they expected the change from 1992 to 2042 to be as drastic as the change from 1942 to 1992.
Bet those sneakers will sell for a fortune, if they don’t land in a museum
key@lemmy.keychat.org 11 months ago
No way those movies will still play
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Nickelodeon studios is gone. It’s a blue man show now.
ZeroCool@feddit.ch 11 months ago
smort@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Blue Man show left during/after the pandemic. It’s mostly empty now
BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The capsule is now located at the Nick animation studios. It moved a couple of times.
originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 11 months ago
the camera being included is the best bit
DarkGamer@kbin.social 11 months ago
Oops, all slime!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Not true I’m fattening myself up so my cat can eat me
ivanafterall@kbin.social 11 months ago
Might as well stick around for the time capsule opening at this point, then let your cat chow down.
mriormro@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That looks like a strange coin from destiny.
Zagorath@aussie.zone 11 months ago
Did you also recently watch the recent Bright Sun Films video about Nickelodeon Studios?
YerbaYerba@lemm.ee 11 months ago
There’s at least 2 of us!
cheeseblintzes@lemmy.world 11 months ago
LFG.
Zagorath@aussie.zone 11 months ago
I didn’t even know Nickelodeon was around in '92. I always thought of them as being very much a '00s channel, maybe founded in the mid-to-late '90s.
Amazing that they were not only around, but old enough to feel it made sense to do a time capsule then.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ah, the youth of today…
I was watching Nickelodeon in the 1980s. Pinwheel, You Can’t Do That on Television, Turkey TV, Out of Control, Mad Movies… Nickelodeon was great back then. The concept of green slime, which Nickelodeon has claimed ownership of, came from You Can’t Do That on Television, which was a Canadian show. Alanis Morrisette was on it as a child.
samus12345@lemmy.world 11 months ago
sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Turkey TV was the shit. And Mad Movies… No wonder I became such an MST3K fan.
hltdev@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I bookmarked this post so I’ll remember to look at it in 19 years
Buffaloaf@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Looking at some of the headlines from 1992 is pretty interesting:
jballs@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
She has a song out called “Used to be Young”. She was born in the 90s and has a song out about not being young and crazy any more. WF-actual-F
hydrospanner@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Everyone over the age of 20 thinks they’re old now.
Everyone older than them responds with some variation of, “Just you wait!”
Always been this way.
bdonvr@thelemmy.club 11 months ago
She’s 31. Which isn’t that old I suppose but older than the “young and crazy” phase I suppose
Blackmist@feddit.uk 11 months ago
What else could be there? An R Kelly CD?
youtu.be/xIiNbBQM_Go?t=35
kratoz29@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Hey, I was born this year!
Did you use a specific website to gather all this info?
I remember someone mentioned a link to watch interesting stuff from the past here on Lemmy 🤔
Buffaloaf@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Nothing specific, just looked through different news sites and found some things I thought were interesting.