I swear Scottish people are the only ones who type in their own phonetic accent
Most legible scottish person
Submitted 1 year ago by ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Jackcooper@lemmy.world 1 year ago
BluesF@feddit.uk 1 year ago
Scots isn’t just an accent, it’s a language in its own right.
Although honestly I’m not sure how much of this is Scots and how much is just specific to Scottish twitter lol
TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Lots of people do it here in Austria too, and I hate it.
soulsource@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
A geh, is doch iagendwie liab, oda?
Übahaupt, jetzt wo si Hochdeutsch imma mea duachsetzt, und vü junge Leit übahaupt nimma richtig östareichisch^1^ redn leanan, missn ma doch schaun, dass unsa Sproch net oafoch ausstiabt, oda?
Mia hom a a longe Tradition, wonns um Mundoatdichtung geht. Da Dichta von da obaöstareichischn Hymne zum Beispü, da Stelzhamer Franz, hot gonz vü in Mundoat gschribn.
Und weis ma grod eifoit: Es gibt a a eigene Wikipedia in unsam Dialekt: bar.wikipedia.org Oba do dua i ma söm schwah, dass i des vasteh. De is scho in da äagstn von de oagn Mundoatn gschribm.
(So, jetzt woas i net, wöcha Sproch i im Dropdown do untn auswöhn soid… Wei wirklich Deitsch is des jo net…)
[^1^] I am fully aware that the dialect I’m writing in is not called “Austrian”. The two big dialects spoken in Austria are “Alemannic” and “Bavarian”, and the one I’m writing is the Bavarian dialect. I’m only using the word “östareichisch” here, because that’s what I expect most people to use in spoken conversation.
Stamets@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Newfies do the same. Was a whole fuckin thing to unlearn when I found the Internet lol
vithigar@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Yes, and so many of them do it wrong, it’s crazy.
Don’t know how many times I’m after seeing “bye” instead of “b’y”. Stunned.
Swarfega@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I hate reading the Americans now typing “y’all”.
problematicPanther@lemmy.world 1 year ago
y’all is a legitimate word and i’ll fight you over it.
shalafi@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s easier if you read it out loud with a Scottish accent. Works for novels as well!
“Nac Mac Feegle! The Wee Free Men! Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna’ be fooled again!”
― Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 year ago
“PICTSIES!”
Cracks me up every time.
shalafi@lemmy.world 1 year ago
One of, literally, 1,000 moments where I thought, “Wait. Why are they ‘pict…’ Ah hell no.”
The most brilliant and entertaining series I’ve ever read. Plowed all 41 in just a couple of months.
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 1 year ago
samus12345@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s microcephaly, not Down Syndrome.
SirSamuel@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ye gods, Wee Mad Arthur was bad enough. At least he’s inside pissing out
crackajack@reddthat.com 1 year ago
I understood that, surprisingly.
UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 1 year ago
2nd attempt, but I got there
bratosch@lemm.ee 1 year ago
First attempt I was like “wtf am I reading?” then I read it with a Scottish accent and it made perfect sense
chalupapocalypse@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I miss scottishpeopletwitter, did that move over here?
lilsolar@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
U can make one, then post the reddit posts here until the sub goes off
crackajack@reddthat.com 1 year ago
The least politically loaded and agenda-pushing peopletwitter. That sub encapsulates the lightheartedness of Scottish people.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Just don’t ask them about Brexit
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The names James, Bond James, Bond James is having a stronk call the bondulance
teuast@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Bond Name’s the james
Goblin_Mode@ttrpg.network 1 year ago
Nonds the name, bames nond. bames Nonds having a strong. Please call the bondulance
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I wonder if pirate talk origins are from Scotland 🤔.
shalafi@lemmy.world 1 year ago
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Oh no oh lord not cornwall cornwall makes me want to bash my head into a wall
rockSlayer@lemmy.world 1 year ago
A lot of privateers were from Scotland and Ireland!
clark@midwest.social 1 year ago
Words can’t describe how much I love this tweet.
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 1 year ago
yamanii@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This meme was peak, best thing about those games.
FuyuhikoDate@silkky.pub 1 year ago
I am lovin it!
Smoogs@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Is there a Duolingo for this particular language?
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 1 year ago
legible
Unaware7013@kbin.social 1 year ago
Most legible
Most is doing a ton of heavy lifting there.
x4740N@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I can’t figure out what half of that says and want a translation
edinbruh@feddit.it 1 year ago
Being lesbo sucks. I tell a girl that she’s banging and I get “coming from you 🙂”. Literally no, I’m not saying that to be your pal, I’m saying that to shag you…
Or something, I’m not Scottish
PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 1 year ago
maybes naw but ye ken fit like. pure spot on man
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 1 year ago
she’s banging
“coming from you 👸🏼”
Can someone explain why anyone would reply like that? I am not a native English speaker. I could understand “coming [to answer the door] for you, queen” but not anything “from you”.
Ddhuud@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I think I’m having a stroke.
rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I am not a native speaker. Prolonged exposure to the demoman from TF2 meant that I could understand all of this on first try. I am proud.
fne8w2ah@lemmy.world 1 year ago
#ScottishPeopleTwitter
PunnyName@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“Being a lesbian sucks sometimes. You tell another girl she’s a hottie, and she says, “thanks” like we’re being friendly. I ain’t just being friendly, I’m trying to fuck!”
I think I translated it correctly.
ladicius@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Thanks for translating. As a non native English speaker I nearly got a stroke trying to understand these… words.
Zagorath@aussie.zone 1 year ago
To assist:
x4740N@lemmy.world 1 year ago
As a native English speaker I nearly got a stroke trying to figure out what it said
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 1 year ago
As a native English speaker, me too.
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Should watch still game
neptune@dmv.social 1 year ago
Isn’t “coming from you” a put down? Or does it more mean “you care about fashion and looks, so obviously you know”?
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s an amplifier. “You’re hot” makes it mean “someone as hot as you thinks I’m hot? Damn”, “you smell terrible” makes it mean “how the fuck do you of all people even notice my small with that rank odor”
jpeps@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s ambiguous, but the 👸 emoji solidifies it as a positive comment.
CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 1 year ago
…And she says, “thanks” knowing I’m a lesbian and appreciate female beauty sexually taking the complement more intensely. I ain’t just being…
ITIFTFY?
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I think gays and straights have the same problem, though.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Where i come from a shag is a party
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s a shag, a noun. What about the verb, to shag?
teuast@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
where i come from it’s a carpet
or just particularly thick pubes
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s how I read it too.
Also, this is how a girl politely turns you down. I take heart that lesbians are in the same boat as hetero guys when it comes to this struggle. I read this and think “oh, girls are bad at this too!”