Anon works out the question to the final solution

Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Gullible@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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>be me
>19
>autistic khhv
>lonely
>get great idea to work on my people skills
>join a friend finding server
>add foid
>we chat
>shits pretty boring she gives typical one word foid responses
>says shes a history major
>I know how to spice this conversation up 
>I think about asking her the classic would you kill baby Hitler to stop the holocaust?
>but then an even better question dawns upon me
>would you molest baby Hitler to stop the holocaust?
>calls me a freak then blocks me
>hour later I get banned from the discord
>pic related

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We don’t need these “jokes” in our server. If you don’t know better you present a risk we wish to not allow in our server.

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red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
Terms like “foid” are great in a way, because they make it very easy to identify assholes.

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- Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  Definitely offered an abundance of context for their conversational partner’s curt responses. You don’t even need the response greentext, they’ve already confirmed everything.
  
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- HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  What does it mean?
  
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  - vagrancyand@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    Chud Etymology, excerpt from lesson six, Women, or How They Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love Self-Indulgent Misery
    
    Foid <- Femoid <- Root 1: Fem android, implying women have no agency and are simply following society's programming <- Root 2: From Mongoloid, implying women are genetically inferior <- Root 3: -oid (derogatory), used in english as a suffix to usually mean 'having the likeness of or related to,' meant to separate 'Women (read: conservative trad-wife type idealized fantasy women)' and the rest of women.
    
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  - Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    Slur for women
    
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- Magnum@infosec.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  Image
  
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  - Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    No, not even ironically.
    
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sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
Yeah that’s uh… I mean I’m autistic and I was nowhere near that socially inept at age 19, damn.

Also, because I had to look it up:

khhv = kissless hugless handholdless virgin

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- FerretyFever0@fedia.io ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  There's no level of autism that can get you to think that talking about molesting baby Hitler would be a good idea, especially with a girl that anon is presumably trying to impress. There's a reason that anon is on 4chan, and it's not just autism.
  
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- Nangijala@feddit.dk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  He isn’t inept. He does it on purpose and uses autism as a shield.
  
  He’s the type of person who revels in making other people uncomfortable (especially women) because he’s very immature and going through his “poke the bear” phase.
  
  We all go through that phase to some extent, where we push back against the world to see how far we can go before the world slaps back and teaches us how to behave. Some kids to grafitti on walls, others shoplift once or twice, some spew edgy opinions, others refuses to listen to authority figures etc etc. But at some point most people grow out of it and settle into the world and become more mature.
  
  Some people, however, feel the need to go further than others and poke the bear extra hard. Sometimes they wake up after a slap, other times they don’t, because they never mature enough to settle in to society. They keep being “rebels” to provoke a reaction because it gives them a thrill. Makes them feel somehow important or different and thus better than the rest of us.
  
  It’s a very sad way to live and some people get stuck living like that and never grow out of it. Hopefully, this Anon will mature eventually and forever cringe when he looks back at this period of his life. But his autism has nothing to do with this behavior he is displaying. It’s just a way for him to not hold himself accountable for his bad behavior, as people like him are apt to do.
  
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SsxChaos@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
Honestly, pretty sure not even autism causes a question like that to surface…

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- Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  “Not even”
  
  Autism is officially the final boss of communication issues
  
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AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
behold, the Platonic ideal of the 4chan user

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amio@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
While in may ways it’s hard to navigate neurotypical society with all its prejudice, it’s also actually relatively easy to just not go there

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- Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  Into neurotypical society or broaching baby molestation? Because I’d have a harder time avoiding one than the other, but I won’t judge my experiences as the only correct ones.
  
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manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
Is this supposed to be funny? you’re just sharing horrible misogynist shit from a poorly socialised anti-social loser

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- Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  Yeah, that’s 4chan. Greentext comes from 4chan, what’s the issue?
  
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  - prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    I think the issue is that this one just isn’t funny. At least that’s my issue.
    
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- Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  Yes, laughing at bumbling chuds (oxymoron I know) is enjoyable for me. Pretty sure you have a few communities for that as well.
  
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fckreddit@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
Anon is … special. And not in a good way.

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a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
I’d rather try and give baby Hitler a nice comfortable life with an understanding mentor, so that he never develops the hatred and closemindedness needed for the implementation of the Holocaust.

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- WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  I’d let him be, he prevented a worse genocide by giving America the ick of eugrnics.
  
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- IronBird@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  don’t kill hitler, go further back and kill Alexander the Great say goodbye to all the HRE/catholic weeaboos that followed him
  
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carmo55@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
Huh. I can’t come up with a reason for why molesting baby Hitler feels so much more wrong than killing baby Hitler. You could even make the argument that it’s less wrong.

Is it just because of how killing and death is so normalized in all of modern media?

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- Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  Typical people deal with rape, murder is far rarer so there’s less “reality” to it. Go to a war torn country and you’d get a different response. Possivly “who is hitler?”
  
  But, more specifically, the kill baby Hitler question already exists in the social ether to be finished through call and respond. Branching into molestation requires recontextualization which pulls us into reality. It’s no longer call and respond, you’ve just asked someone if they’d molest a baby.
  
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  - curbstickle@anarchist.nexus ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    See for me I don’t think killing babies is any more or less appropriate. They are both horrifying questions that I can’t understand anyone not being able to say “no” to either question.
    
    If youre back in time you could just work to not create a genocidal piece of shit. Also, this presumes that he was the only problem - there were many other horrible people involved, so there would likely just be another to take his place anyway.
    
    Both questions are just off the charts level wrong to me and worth reporting. Though I bet there were plenty of other things said in the chat which would have also fit this ban message.
    
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- gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  Society disensitises us to the idea of killing bad people, all the movies and TV you watch and games you play will have you kill someone because they’re an enemy or a bad person. No media justifies the idea of molesting someone because they’re a bad guy.
  
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  - Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    I mean, not anymore. Prison rape jokes used to be all the rage
    
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  - mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    
    No media justifies the idea of molesting someone because they’re a bad guy.
    
    I think One Punch Man has done that as a joke with the character Puri Puri Prisoner being both a high ranking hero and going to prison for raping me .
    
    That being said, one example doesn’t mean it’s common, just that it happened at least once.
    
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- Nangijala@feddit.dk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  One act is inherently sadistic, the other isn’t. It’s very simple.
  
  I’m still a big fan of the scenario where you take baby Hitler and give him a lovely childhood and set him on a positive path instead the path he ended up on. I sometimes wonder what would have happened if Putin had had and safe and loving childhood as well. The shit he went through in his formative years are directly tied to the creature we are all witnessing and suffering from today.
  
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- petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  I think a lot of people tend to externalize the consequences of murder as simply a matter of course. Like, a lot of people don’t think of themselves as murderers, but do think that if push comes to shove, or if shit hits the fan, or if worse comes to worst, they’d be able to dig deep and find the strength within themselves to “do what needs to be done” and “protect their family” or whatever.
  
  In this sense, murder is just “work.” It’s a means to an end, if an extreme one.
  
  But, basically no one feels this way about molestation. I mean, how could you? There’s no obvious connection between action and effect; the prompt says there is, but you just have to take that on faith. It’s probably easier to just commit the murder, anyway, which means there’s a degree of “indulgence” inherent to this that makes it feel much more gross. Plus, most people know this intuitively: we fix problems either by stopping them (murder, prison) or repairing them (therapy, support, love), and molestation is neither of those. Intuitively, it seems like the molestation would make things worse, actually.
  
  So, in a rule-utilitarianism sense, I think people feel that murder is horrible, but permissible. Molestation is just horrible.
  
  Also, regarding all of the above points, there’s a virtue ethics angle to what each of those options might say about what kind of person you are, even if they both yielded the same outcome.
  
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- WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  To be fair, he was innocent as a baby obviously.
  
  But much easier to imagine woodchipping him than well, the fucked up shit anon spouted.
  
  Maybe we are all different kinds of sick?
  
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  - mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    Just to go on a tangent, Hitler was actually a product of incest. His dad/uncle had a habit of ~~raping~~ “marrying” underage girls, including nieces.
    
    Also, there’s plenty of records of Hitler being fucked up as a kid, even before WW1. By that point he was particularly anti-semitic, even by the standard of early 1900’s Germany. He was also effectively “that kid” that was in everyone’s high school that wrote fanfic where they go on a rape/murder spree.
    
    Tbh, Hitler had 0 chance of growing up as a normal, well-adjusted person.
    
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MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
Rather out of topic, but these one-word-repky people just spite me. Like, come on, I’m trying to be your friend, don’t come with “hm”!

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- monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  Oh
  
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  - MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    Okay
    
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FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
When anon says they’re autistic, you better believe them

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QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
Would I molest baby Hitler to stop the holocaust?

I mean, probably not?

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- Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  “…I molest baby Hitler to stop the holocaust”
  
  ~queenhawlsera@sh.itjust.works
  
  Thank you for your service
  
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  - Magnum@infosec.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    “[…] I molest baby Hitler to stop the holocaust […]”
    
    ~gullible@sh.itjust.works
    
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  - MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    We need a quote maker bot for Lemmy.
    
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WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
Well, knowing who was really behind 4chan, this is not surprising.

It left a generation of…waste, for us to deal with.

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- phoenixz@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  Ootl, who was?
  
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  - mavu@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    Epstein had ties to the founder of 4chan and was a big fan of the whole thing.
    
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bountygiver@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
Why must every time traveler kill baby hitler? Does no one realize if you raise Hitler right he might not have become a fascist instead?

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- TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  the reasoning is they kill baby hitler, they prevent the most evil person from existing and making evil, therefore they are a great hero.
  
  it’s all about pretending they are the ultimate force for good… and the failure to realize this is also what motivated Hitler.
  
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Fizz@lemmy.nz ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
Kind of an easy one.

I would molest baby Hitler if I knew beforehand that it would stop the holocaust. Its disgusting but to save that many lives its above my personal comfort. its a duty to humanity at that point.

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- Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  
  I would molest baby Hitler
  
  ~fizz@lemmy.nz
  
  Now everyone will know, for better or worse
  
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- WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  Not everyone is even capable of that.
  
  How the fuck can you reduce everything to a binary operation?
  
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  - Fizz@lemmy.nz ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    I dont expect everyone to be capable of it. Im just saying put me in there coach and I can get it done. To save millions of people of course.
    
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  - IronBird@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    “if i knew beforehand it”
    
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- SnapdragonBeehive@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  Nobody deserves molestation, no matter how evil they are. That shit ruins you for life and I’d argue that I’m more evil after molestation 🤷‍♂️
  
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  - Fizz@lemmy.nz ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    There is only two choices molest or dont. I’m not out here picking molest as my preferred method. I dont think baby Hitler deserves it but if I knew the outcome and could prevent it I would and I’d probably kill myself after.
    
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Nangijala@feddit.dk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
I love how he uses autism as a shield for edgy, anti-social behavior.

This phase will be something he either grows out of and later cringe at or he’s 45 years old and a lost cause.

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lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
Yea Anon, she totally hasn’t had rando dudes ask her that question all the time as a history major!

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ButteredBread@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
at first I thought it said kill baby hitler, I think this might be worse-

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mavu@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
khhv?
foid?

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- Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  Kissless, handholdless virgin
  
  Feminoid, female humanoid
  
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froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
absolutely deserved

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