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Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨sanitation@lemmy.radio⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Flip the script, play with her tiddies and then ask her if she ever thinks about how all the stars in the universe will burn out one day and then the universe will go on existing for far longer than the entire time that the universe had light. Then motorboat her tiddies while she thinks.

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    • AdaleiM@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      are you my husband? JFC 😂

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  • kylie_kraft@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    girl bad

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  • TwistedTurtle@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I do find it uncanny how consistently this happens. I won’t speculate as to why or if it’s good or bad - but I do find it really off-putting when I’m trying to relax and recuperate after sex, and suddenly I’m getting slapped with some existential question or interrogation about the nature of our relationship (even after getting married).

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    • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      “Would you still love me if I was a worm?”

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      • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Sure. I’d love to take you fishing!

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    • musubibreakfast@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Be happy she gives a shit, if you’re not careful one day the questions will stop coming.

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    • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Men tend to get sleepy after sex, whereas women are more likely to become more alert and/or mentally stimulated. I think it’s prolactin release that makes men sleepy, though I’m unsure of the potential mechanism behind women becoming more awake.

      If you haven’t shared with your partner/wife that this is off-putting for you, you should tell her. I think it would be reasonable to say that whilst you understand that questions like this are likely how your partner/wife decompresses after sex, that you would appreciate 5-10 minutes of quiet so that you’re able to recuperate also

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      • CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Because women’s main sex organ is our brains so when our brains get stimulated they tend to perk up

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      • NeonNight@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        It’s also why lesbian sex can go on and on and on for actual hours (with breaks of course)

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    • Malyca@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Such a shame when sex toys talk

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  • Malyca@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    May I suggest that misogynists fuck each other and leave women alone?

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    • jobbies@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      As a gay I’m all for that

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      • Rakonat@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Fascists only get off when they are fucking someone over maliciously.

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I would like to nominate a change of nomenclature. I motion that we start saying “I am so gay for that” for stuff that we are both in favor of and have strong homosexual (or at very least nonheteronormative) feelings for. Like gay crimes and stuff.

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    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      YOU KNOw they fantasize or jerk of to porn that do.

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  • FreddiesLantern@leminal.space ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Oh, I’m sorry that you don’t actually enjoy her company. Maybe reevaluate what you want in life.

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  • Chais@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s a lot of words and blame shifting to admit you’re emotionally stunted.

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  • Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “Hun, would you rather get $1 million dollars in a year or get $1 in a million years?”

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    • raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The latter, that would kind of guarantee mankind didn’t destroy the planet. Could also mean I’ll be doomed to survive that long as a ghoul though…

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  • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I think the image implies that the questions are something big and heavy, likely pertaining to the relationship itself, but when I do this, it’s usually something a bit random and abstract.

    For instance, earlier today, I asked my partner “if you were a God in a pantheon of many different Gods, what would your domain be? I reckon we wouldn’t be especially powerful Gods, so it’d have to be something fairly specific — sort of like how [in Dungeons and Dragons], Azuth is the God of magic as a craft, existing as a lesser God within Mystra’s domain of magic in general”

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    • lonefighter@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Why can’t I find partners who ask questions like that? We’d never run out of things to talk about.

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      • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        It took me a long while to find someone who actually appreciated weird stuff like this. There are plenty of folk like us out in the world, it just takes some time to find them sometimes.

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    • fracture@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      this type of question is how i interpreted this meme. like the question was gonna be some “who would win, superman or goku” type shit LOL

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    • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      When I look up fictional characters with my Meyers Briggs type it’s literally all Loki, mercury, foxes, and other trickster spirits, and like 20 different versions of Lucifer so

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Blasphemy, convergent evolution, and nachos/queso dip

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  • Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Unless she is holding a Sharpie, in which case you probably have a dick on your chest (in my experience)

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  • cattywampas@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Ok boomer

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  • Pistcow@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That or montage leading to her prolonged cancer death.

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    • musubibreakfast@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Nah, a cruel and unjust lord decapitated her after she humiliated some of his corrupt tax collectors. Now you’re trying to unify Japan.

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    • Doomsider@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That got dark quick.

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    When she’s about to ask geometry questions and you just want to enjoy the moment.

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    • Ydna@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I always wanted to bang Pythagoras

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      • NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Fill me with the volume of your cylinder!!! Tell me the volume!!!

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      • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        You’re gonna need scuba gear and a necromancer.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “Would you love me if I was a worm?”

    Do all y’all really not know how to respond to that? It’s like being asked if worm batman could beat up worm superman of your heart. Now that’s a question.

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    • Shelena@feddit.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      My boyfriend said “no”. When I asked him why, he said “Because you are a worm.” I acted very offended (which I really wasn’t) and I told him that I would love him if he was a worm. He said I was lying, which was true.

      We just thought it was very funny and both knew it was a joke. If this is a serious question from someone, then you have a problem I think. That would be ridiculous and immature. It is probably best not to answer then but to ask the question back. Then the person that asked the question has the problem, not you.

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    • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      “I would if I was a bird.”

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      • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        If you were a worm, I’d be a bird so I could eat you all over again

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  • Doomsider@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This is when you ask them if they have any friends they would like to invite into your sexcapades.

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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Why do they all do that? It has to be a learned behavior, surely? Do they teach it to each other?

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    • CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The touching the chest part or the asking questions part? I don’t ask questions but I do like to touch, it just feels normal/natural/right

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      • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        The drawing shapes on his chest part. I’ve had a wide variety of women do that. Do billions of women independently invent that or is it taught somewhere?

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  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Quagmire that shit

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  • TheDankMemegician36@thelemmy.club ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Wow, this really angered the “kill all men” crowd huh?

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  • radiofreebc@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      “Yeah, I like baby goats.”

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  • macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    How much to bet?

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