girl bad
Bet
Submitted 5 days ago by sanitation@lemmy.radio to [deleted]
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kylie_kraft@lemmy.world 5 days ago
TwistedTurtle@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
I do find it uncanny how consistently this happens. I won’t speculate as to why or if it’s good or bad - but I do find it really off-putting when I’m trying to relax and recuperate after sex, and suddenly I’m getting slapped with some existential question or interrogation about the nature of our relationship (even after getting married).
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 days ago
“Would you still love me if I was a worm?”
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Sure. I’d love to take you fishing!
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Be happy she gives a shit, if you’re not careful one day the questions will stop coming.
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 5 days ago
Men tend to get sleepy after sex, whereas women are more likely to become more alert and/or mentally stimulated. I think it’s prolactin release that makes men sleepy, though I’m unsure of the potential mechanism behind women becoming more awake.
If you haven’t shared with your partner/wife that this is off-putting for you, you should tell her. I think it would be reasonable to say that whilst you understand that questions like this are likely how your partner/wife decompresses after sex, that you would appreciate 5-10 minutes of quiet so that you’re able to recuperate also
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Because women’s main sex organ is our brains so when our brains get stimulated they tend to perk up
NeonNight@lemmy.world 5 days ago
It’s also why lesbian sex can go on and on and on for actual hours (with breaks of course)
Malyca@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
Such a shame when sex toys talk
Malyca@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
May I suggest that misogynists fuck each other and leave women alone?
jobbies@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
As a gay I’m all for that
Rakonat@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Fascists only get off when they are fucking someone over maliciously.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I would like to nominate a change of nomenclature. I motion that we start saying “I am so gay for that” for stuff that we are both in favor of and have strong homosexual (or at very least nonheteronormative) feelings for. Like gay crimes and stuff.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 days ago
YOU KNOw they fantasize or jerk of to porn that do.
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 5 days ago
Oh, I’m sorry that you don’t actually enjoy her company. Maybe reevaluate what you want in life.
Chais@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
That’s a lot of words and blame shifting to admit you’re emotionally stunted.
Gork@sopuli.xyz 5 days ago
“Hun, would you rather get $1 million dollars in a year or get $1 in a million years?”
raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 5 days ago
The latter, that would kind of guarantee mankind didn’t destroy the planet. Could also mean I’ll be doomed to survive that long as a ghoul though…
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 5 days ago
I think the image implies that the questions are something big and heavy, likely pertaining to the relationship itself, but when I do this, it’s usually something a bit random and abstract.
For instance, earlier today, I asked my partner “if you were a God in a pantheon of many different Gods, what would your domain be? I reckon we wouldn’t be especially powerful Gods, so it’d have to be something fairly specific — sort of like how [in Dungeons and Dragons], Azuth is the God of magic as a craft, existing as a lesser God within Mystra’s domain of magic in general”
lonefighter@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
Why can’t I find partners who ask questions like that? We’d never run out of things to talk about.
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 5 days ago
It took me a long while to find someone who actually appreciated weird stuff like this. There are plenty of folk like us out in the world, it just takes some time to find them sometimes.
fracture@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 days ago
this type of question is how i interpreted this meme. like the question was gonna be some “who would win, superman or goku” type shit LOL
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
When I look up fictional characters with my Meyers Briggs type it’s literally all Loki, mercury, foxes, and other trickster spirits, and like 20 different versions of Lucifer so
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Blasphemy, convergent evolution, and nachos/queso dip
Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 days ago
Unless she is holding a Sharpie, in which case you probably have a dick on your chest (in my experience)
cattywampas@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Ok boomer
Pistcow@lemmy.world 5 days ago
That or montage leading to her prolonged cancer death.
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Nah, a cruel and unjust lord decapitated her after she humiliated some of his corrupt tax collectors. Now you’re trying to unify Japan.
Doomsider@lemmy.world 5 days ago
That got dark quick.
Etterra@discuss.online 5 days ago
When she’s about to ask geometry questions and you just want to enjoy the moment.
Ydna@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I always wanted to bang Pythagoras
NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 5 days ago
Fill me with the volume of your cylinder!!! Tell me the volume!!!
Etterra@discuss.online 4 days ago
You’re gonna need scuba gear and a necromancer.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 days ago
“Would you love me if I was a worm?”
Do all y’all really not know how to respond to that? It’s like being asked if worm batman could beat up worm superman of your heart. Now that’s a question.
Shelena@feddit.nl 5 days ago
My boyfriend said “no”. When I asked him why, he said “Because you are a worm.” I acted very offended (which I really wasn’t) and I told him that I would love him if he was a worm. He said I was lying, which was true.
We just thought it was very funny and both knew it was a joke. If this is a serious question from someone, then you have a problem I think. That would be ridiculous and immature. It is probably best not to answer then but to ask the question back. Then the person that asked the question has the problem, not you.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 5 days ago
“I would if I was a bird.”
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 5 days ago
If you were a worm, I’d be a bird so I could eat you all over again
Doomsider@lemmy.world 5 days ago
This is when you ask them if they have any friends they would like to invite into your sexcapades.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
Why do they all do that? It has to be a learned behavior, surely? Do they teach it to each other?
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 5 days ago
The touching the chest part or the asking questions part? I don’t ask questions but I do like to touch, it just feels normal/natural/right
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
The drawing shapes on his chest part. I’ve had a wide variety of women do that. Do billions of women independently invent that or is it taught somewhere?
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Quagmire that shit
TheDankMemegician36@thelemmy.club 3 days ago
Wow, this really angered the “kill all men” crowd huh?
radiofreebc@lemmy.world 5 days ago
[deleted]Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 days ago
“Yeah, I like baby goats.”
macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world 5 days ago
How much to bet?
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 days ago
Flip the script, play with her tiddies and then ask her if she ever thinks about how all the stars in the universe will burn out one day and then the universe will go on existing for far longer than the entire time that the universe had light. Then motorboat her tiddies while she thinks.
AdaleiM@lemmy.world 5 days ago
are you my husband? JFC 😂