Hungry

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• panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Walk on it. Start a heron religion.

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  • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oop, started a heroin religion instead.

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    • umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      good enough

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    • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If a woman got on the trampoline she’d be the heroine of the heron’s heroin religion.

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  • 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Then bestow infinite fish

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  • Evkob@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pretty sure that’s heronsy.

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  • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You could make a religion out of this.

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    • BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No don’t

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  [heron waits hours, gives up]

  “Aight, Im’ma bounce.”

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  • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Biiig clap

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• Stonewyvvern@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Heron is just there for the “vibes”.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Gotta admit it’s Insta-worthy. Or LinkedIn. “I catch so many fish at this hole because I’m up grinding in the snow.”

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• finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You don’t. The heron’s frozen, too.

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Would take a filet from the fridge and lay it out there, since I don’t want him leaving disappointed.

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why is everyone eating bans nowadays.

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• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dear Heron,

  I’m not sure how to tell you this so I’ll just say it: you need glasses. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

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• Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Don’t you mean a himon?

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• Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They should feed it fish.

  Next Gen bird feeder.

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• Hodor@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Throw a fish

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• Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Heronysus?

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• MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Put a rock on it so it’s more obvious it’s not a pond

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  • zarathustrad@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Burn that rock! It’s a witch!

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• heartpunk25@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It looks so scared to try it out.

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• Ruusunmarja@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is there going to come out a human face out of it’s mouth?

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• FosterMolasses@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  me irl

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Put your longjohns out there and bounce on the damn thing to show him.

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• mavu@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  let him stand there until freezes, stupid git.
  Probably the same one that steals fish from our tiny gardenpond.

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How dare it try to eat food to survive!

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    • mavu@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      exactly!

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  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If your fish would get busy they could out-reproduce the heron

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    • mavu@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They are trying.

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  • BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Said the guy munching on his chicken nuggets that has wife / mother made

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    • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And humans don’t even need to eat meat to survive

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    • mavu@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well, i’m not munching on your chicken nuggets, am i?

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  • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    U steel feesh feerst

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    • mavu@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I wonder if the people defending the damn bird would have reacted differently if they had watched it pull a 30 year old Koi out of their pond and flew away with it.
      I knew that fish for more than half my life. My kids grew up feeding and watching them.

      There is always more to a story, and it’s good to remember that first impressions of a situation are often only that.

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