Hungry

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• finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨52⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  You don’t. The heron’s frozen, too.

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• panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Walk on it. Start a heron religion.

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  • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oop, started a heroin religion instead.

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    • umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      good enough

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  • 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Then bestow infinite fish

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  • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You could make a religion out of this.

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    • BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No don’t

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• Hodor@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Throw a fish

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  [heron waits hours, gives up]

  “Aight, Im’ma bounce.”

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• Stonewyvvern@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Heron is just there for the “vibes”.

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Would take a filet from the fridge and lay it out there, since I don’t want him leaving disappointed.

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• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Dear Heron,

  I’m not sure how to tell you this so I’ll just say it: you need glasses. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

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• Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Don’t you mean a himon?

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Put your longjohns out there and bounce on the damn thing to show him.

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• mavu@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  let him stand there until freezes, stupid git.
  Probably the same one that steals fish from our tiny gardenpond.

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How dare it try to eat food to survive!

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    • mavu@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      exactly!

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  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If your fish would get busy they could out-reproduce the heron

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  • BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Said the guy munching on his chicken nuggets that has wife / mother made

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