Live fearlessly

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• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  New business idea: fortune cookie text but on tampon wrappers.

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  • neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Your lucky numbers are #ff0000

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    • CapOnBackwards@fedinsfw.app ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I was not red-y for that this morning

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    • LemonLicker999@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      YES THIS 🤣🤣

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  • faythofdragons@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Swear to god, if I unwrap a tampon that says “help, I’m trapped in a fortune cookie factory”…

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    • phx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Huh, they spelled cookie wrong and used a “ch” instead of a “k”

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Or tampon roulette: individually wrapped and bagged in sets of 6 but one has a capsaicin-saturated core. Maybe get a few friends with synced cycles so everybody draws one and waits to see who [won / lost].

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    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      but one has a capsaicin-saturated core.

      do you want a pack of angry women to beat you half to death and leave that thing in your ass? because holy shit man, they’re already on their periods, shit like this is war

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  • dansemacabreingalone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “Now is the time to act”

    "Business will go your way

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• Zier@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Can we print these phrases on condoms?

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  • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Be unstoppable.

    😬

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    • phx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      “these tampons didn’t do anything and my undergarments are now ruined!”

      ‘well duh, didn’t you read the side of the packaging?’

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• Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Such words of wisdom from the most humble of packaging.

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• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  go fuck yourself

  I’ll have to for the next week…

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    …you’re a guy??? I’ve been picturing you as a 23 year old lesbian with purple hair, and 327 charm bracelets, but not worn on your wrists.

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I can be whatever you want me to be if the price is good.

      but as they say. no money, no honey.

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    • colourlessidea@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Nearly anyone can fuck themself

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• Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I read “be unemployed” on the last one 🤣🤣

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  • Tikiporch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Be unemployable.

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• MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Wait until she hears about man flu. Phew. That sucks.

  /s

  All jokes aside. I’m growing my hair out. Last hair cut 2 years ago. Learning hair maintainemce, from my sister, who is a mother. Hard work dealing with kids, periods, hair, make up, work, shaving, AND with men being a possible threat every night out. (I’m sure that’s the wrong order of importance, but cough cough, I think man flu is coming up again…) I always joke with the line from Ron Weasly. “No one can feel all that. They will explode”

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  • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Image

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      1000003366

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    • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Why am I in this comic?

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    • 87Six@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That’s me right now and my blocked nostril just switched jobs with my runny nostril, is this a good sign?

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  • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    …harvard.edu/…/man-flu-really-thing-2018010413033

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• sem@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “Work like a champion” fuck you!

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  • Overwrite7445@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s walk

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    • lemmock@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      My 50 year old knees: “Fuck you!”

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  • bridgeburner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Time to get glasses

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    • sem@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      😅😂😎

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• merde@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  at least he himself is trying to “live fearlessly” by sending that joke to a woman who is probably already cramping her way through a bloody day

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• Wren@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Tampons should look like lightsabers and make a Shwung sound when you open them. Also, dye the cotton lightsaber colours. I don’t give a shit about toxic whatever the fuck, I want to desecrate something beautiful with my womanly body.

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  • CaptPretentious@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I mean, it would increase sales. But that’s because light saber. When I was a kid I would have pissed off so many women, because dumb kid + ‘lightsaber’ = pissed off adults

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    • Wren@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I had an 18 year old boyfriend steal one because he thought it was candy, so no change there.

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• hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  So is this the tampon version of the sayings on Dove chocolate wrappers?

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• UndergroundParking@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Thanks, we’re both crying out loud now! :D

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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Like the captions under those generic photos you see in corporate conference rooms. Which ones? Who knows, they all look the same.

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• Janx@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It sounds like she is living fearlessly! So brave…

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