Such words of wisdom from the most humble of packaging.
Live fearlessly
Submitted 1 month ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Gork@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 month ago
go fuck yourself
I’ll have to for the next week…
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 month ago
…you’re a guy??? I’ve been picturing you as a 23 year old lesbian with purple hair, and 327 charm bracelets, but not worn on your wrists.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I can be whatever you want me to be if the price is good.
but as they say. no money, no honey.
colourlessidea@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Nearly anyone can fuck themself
Zier@fedia.io 1 month ago
Can we print these phrases on condoms?
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Be unstoppable.
😬
phx@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“these tampons didn’t do anything and my undergarments are now ruined!”
‘well duh, didn’t you read the side of the packaging?’
Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I read “be unemployed” on the last one 🤣🤣
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Be unemployable.
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wait until she hears about man flu. Phew. That sucks.
/s
All jokes aside. I’m growing my hair out. Last hair cut 2 years ago. Learning hair maintainemce, from my sister, who is a mother. Hard work dealing with kids, periods, hair, make up, work, shaving, AND with men being a possible threat every night out. (I’m sure that’s the wrong order of importance, but cough cough, I think man flu is coming up again…) I always joke with the line from Ron Weasly. “No one can feel all that. They will explode”
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 month ago
87Six@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
That’s me right now and my blocked nostril just switched jobs with my runny nostril, is this a good sign?
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
“Work like a champion” fuck you!
Overwrite7445@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
It’s walk
lemmock@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My 50 year old knees: “Fuck you!”
bridgeburner@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Time to get glasses
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
😅😂😎
merde@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
at least he himself is trying to “live fearlessly” by sending that joke to a woman who is probably already cramping her way through a bloody day
hansolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
So is this the tampon version of the sayings on Dove chocolate wrappers?
Wren@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Tampons should look like lightsabers and make a Shwung sound when you open them. Also, dye the cotton lightsaber colours. I don’t give a shit about toxic whatever the fuck, I want to desecrate something beautiful with my womanly body.
CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I mean, it would increase sales. But that’s because light saber. When I was a kid I would have pissed off so many women, because dumb kid + ‘lightsaber’ = pissed off adults
Wren@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I had an 18 year old boyfriend steal one because he thought it was candy, so no change there.
UndergroundParking@lemmy.cafe 1 month ago
Thanks, we’re both crying out loud now! :D
Janx@piefed.social 1 month ago
It sounds like she is living fearlessly! So brave…
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Like the captions under those generic photos you see in corporate conference rooms. Which ones? Who knows, they all look the same.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 1 month ago
New business idea: fortune cookie text but on tampon wrappers.
neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Your lucky numbers are #ff0000
CapOnBackwards@fedinsfw.app 1 month ago
I was not red-y for that this morning
LemonLicker999@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
YES THIS 🤣🤣
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Swear to god, if I unwrap a tampon that says “help, I’m trapped in a fortune cookie factory”…
phx@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Huh, they spelled cookie wrong and used a “ch” instead of a “k”
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Or tampon roulette: individually wrapped and bagged in sets of 6 but one has a capsaicin-saturated core. Maybe get a few friends with synced cycles so everybody draws one and waits to see who [won / lost].
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
do you want a pack of angry women to beat you half to death and leave that thing in your ass? because holy shit man, they’re already on their periods, shit like this is war
dansemacabreingalone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
“Now is the time to act”
"Business will go your way