Such words of wisdom from the most humble of packaging.
Live fearlessly
Submitted 2 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Gork@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 months ago
go fuck yourself
I’ll have to for the next week…
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
…you’re a guy??? I’ve been picturing you as a 23 year old lesbian with purple hair, and 327 charm bracelets, but not worn on your wrists.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I can be whatever you want me to be if the price is good.
but as they say. no money, no honey.
colourlessidea@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Nearly anyone can fuck themself
Zier@fedia.io 2 months ago
Can we print these phrases on condoms?
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Be unstoppable.
😬
phx@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“these tampons didn’t do anything and my undergarments are now ruined!”
‘well duh, didn’t you read the side of the packaging?’
Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I read “be unemployed” on the last one 🤣🤣
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Be unemployable.
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wait until she hears about man flu. Phew. That sucks.
/s
All jokes aside. I’m growing my hair out. Last hair cut 2 years ago. Learning hair maintainemce, from my sister, who is a mother. Hard work dealing with kids, periods, hair, make up, work, shaving, AND with men being a possible threat every night out. (I’m sure that’s the wrong order of importance, but cough cough, I think man flu is coming up again…) I always joke with the line from Ron Weasly. “No one can feel all that. They will explode”
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 months ago
87Six@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
That’s me right now and my blocked nostril just switched jobs with my runny nostril, is this a good sign?
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
“Work like a champion” fuck you!
Overwrite7445@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
It’s walk
lemmock@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My 50 year old knees: “Fuck you!”
bridgeburner@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Time to get glasses
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
😅😂😎
merde@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
at least he himself is trying to “live fearlessly” by sending that joke to a woman who is probably already cramping her way through a bloody day
hansolo@lemmy.today 2 months ago
So is this the tampon version of the sayings on Dove chocolate wrappers?
Wren@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Tampons should look like lightsabers and make a Shwung sound when you open them. Also, dye the cotton lightsaber colours. I don’t give a shit about toxic whatever the fuck, I want to desecrate something beautiful with my womanly body.
CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I mean, it would increase sales. But that’s because light saber. When I was a kid I would have pissed off so many women, because dumb kid + ‘lightsaber’ = pissed off adults
Wren@lemmy.today 2 months ago
I had an 18 year old boyfriend steal one because he thought it was candy, so no change there.
UndergroundParking@lemmy.cafe 2 months ago
Thanks, we’re both crying out loud now! :D
Janx@piefed.social 2 months ago
It sounds like she is living fearlessly! So brave…
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Like the captions under those generic photos you see in corporate conference rooms. Which ones? Who knows, they all look the same.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 months ago
New business idea: fortune cookie text but on tampon wrappers.
neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Your lucky numbers are #ff0000
CapOnBackwards@fedinsfw.app 2 months ago
I was not red-y for that this morning
LemonLicker999@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
YES THIS 🤣🤣
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Swear to god, if I unwrap a tampon that says “help, I’m trapped in a fortune cookie factory”…
phx@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Huh, they spelled cookie wrong and used a “ch” instead of a “k”
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Or tampon roulette: individually wrapped and bagged in sets of 6 but one has a capsaicin-saturated core. Maybe get a few friends with synced cycles so everybody draws one and waits to see who [won / lost].
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
do you want a pack of angry women to beat you half to death and leave that thing in your ass? because holy shit man, they’re already on their periods, shit like this is war
dansemacabreingalone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
“Now is the time to act”
"Business will go your way