Such words of wisdom from the most humble of packaging.
Live fearlessly
Submitted 4 weeks ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Gork@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
go fuck yourself
I’ll have to for the next week…
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
…you’re a guy??? I’ve been picturing you as a 23 year old lesbian with purple hair, and 327 charm bracelets, but not worn on your wrists.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I can be whatever you want me to be if the price is good.
but as they say. no money, no honey.
colourlessidea@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
Nearly anyone can fuck themself
Zier@fedia.io 4 weeks ago
Can we print these phrases on condoms?
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
Be unstoppable.
😬
phx@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
“these tampons didn’t do anything and my undergarments are now ruined!”
‘well duh, didn’t you read the side of the packaging?’
Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
I read “be unemployed” on the last one 🤣🤣
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Be unemployable.
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Wait until she hears about man flu. Phew. That sucks.
/s
All jokes aside. I’m growing my hair out. Last hair cut 2 years ago. Learning hair maintainemce, from my sister, who is a mother. Hard work dealing with kids, periods, hair, make up, work, shaving, AND with men being a possible threat every night out. (I’m sure that’s the wrong order of importance, but cough cough, I think man flu is coming up again…) I always joke with the line from Ron Weasly. “No one can feel all that. They will explode”
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
87Six@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
That’s me right now and my blocked nostril just switched jobs with my runny nostril, is this a good sign?
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
“Work like a champion” fuck you!
Overwrite7445@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
It’s walk
lemmock@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
My 50 year old knees: “Fuck you!”
bridgeburner@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Time to get glasses
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
😅😂😎
merde@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
at least he himself is trying to “live fearlessly” by sending that joke to a woman who is probably already cramping her way through a bloody day
hansolo@lemmy.today 4 weeks ago
So is this the tampon version of the sayings on Dove chocolate wrappers?
Wren@lemmy.today 4 weeks ago
Tampons should look like lightsabers and make a Shwung sound when you open them. Also, dye the cotton lightsaber colours. I don’t give a shit about toxic whatever the fuck, I want to desecrate something beautiful with my womanly body.
CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I mean, it would increase sales. But that’s because light saber. When I was a kid I would have pissed off so many women, because dumb kid + ‘lightsaber’ = pissed off adults
Wren@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
I had an 18 year old boyfriend steal one because he thought it was candy, so no change there.
UndergroundParking@lemmy.cafe 4 weeks ago
Thanks, we’re both crying out loud now! :D
Janx@piefed.social 4 weeks ago
It sounds like she is living fearlessly! So brave…
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 weeks ago
Like the captions under those generic photos you see in corporate conference rooms. Which ones? Who knows, they all look the same.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
New business idea: fortune cookie text but on tampon wrappers.
neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
Your lucky numbers are #ff0000
CapOnBackwards@fedinsfw.app 4 weeks ago
I was not red-y for that this morning
LemonLicker999@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
YES THIS 🤣🤣
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 4 weeks ago
Swear to god, if I unwrap a tampon that says “help, I’m trapped in a fortune cookie factory”…
phx@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Huh, they spelled cookie wrong and used a “ch” instead of a “k”
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Or tampon roulette: individually wrapped and bagged in sets of 6 but one has a capsaicin-saturated core. Maybe get a few friends with synced cycles so everybody draws one and waits to see who [won / lost].
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
do you want a pack of angry women to beat you half to death and leave that thing in your ass? because holy shit man, they’re already on their periods, shit like this is war
dansemacabreingalone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
“Now is the time to act”
"Business will go your way