CapOnBackwards

@CapOnBackwards@fedinsfw.app

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Update announcement for the gamers 🚨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Need more details.

  Does my rod turn golden?

  Do I get a golden rod?

  Do I get a golden rod?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My eyes are down here!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Still would

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨my mom using her hot trophy wife charisma to get women for my dad to fuck:⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Story time!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hay there⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean… Just for the experience.. It’d be a talking point at least 🤷🏻‍♂️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨me & the 2 guys my parents sent with me on my solo trip to watch over me⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No one wants craves water more than a thirsty person

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨love u Switzerland but i’m so much happier since coming to Vietnam, hot weather is the best⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d love to know where you feel winter

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FUCK⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Meh, balls still got sloppy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There was a time when men were not judged on how big their muscles were⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  After seeing it, it’s pretty hard to miss!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unavoidable, inevitable, and wholly foreseeable⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  36 years, clean as a whistle

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally, a real name for your penis⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Man Pole.

  Me Man, this Pole, ugauga

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Live fearlessly⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was not red-y for that this morning

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where can I get cursed like that? Asking for a friend.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d say more blessed than cursed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a flock of birds⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hungry hungry hippos

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨foreskins⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I had to look three times

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨foreskins⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mine… Doesn’t open like that. Is it faulty?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Free resources⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There are a 2 pounds of copper wire and 3g of gold in every Flock camera, pass it on

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Literally c/THE_PACK⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gotta crank that hog yo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My favorite kind of bee is the...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d stick googly eyes on em so they bounced up and down as you drove

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is the first thing the internet says whenever a relationship post comes up is: "Red Flag"/"Break Up"/"Divorce"/"Don't Walk, Run"/"Go No-Contact"/"Let them die in a nursing home"/etc...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The real world is whole lot different to the one the Internet portrays. The internet is full of trolls, haters, cynical and depressed people who just want to shit on anything they can.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is the first thing the internet says whenever a relationship post comes up is: "Red Flag"/"Break Up"/"Divorce"/"Don't Walk, Run"/"Go No-Contact"/"Let them die in a nursing home"/etc...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah but all that really matters is if he likes you back, then take it from there. Fuck the rest

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too tired for a witty title⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Quick, before you reach for the knives!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too tired for a witty title⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you, now I really feel seen