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• SlizedOnion@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  how to prestige

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  • snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    go for a walk

    eventually find goldenrod (it’s a flower)

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  • EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I think they mean masterbate

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    • EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      And by ‘golden rod’ probably ‘sore genitals’

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• KC_Royalz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Who’s the guy and what’s the joke? Out of the loop

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  • PodPerson@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’m super over this meme - to this day I don’t get it and it’s just not very funny.

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  • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Going entirely on vibes here. Don’t think he’s a real guy, I think people photoshopped 2 or 3 affluent looking individuals to invent this character. the joke would be that he’s unfuckable as hell but also mega-rich for inventing sex.

    OP has been posting this theme showing him giving updates to Sex like it’s a videogame. The absurdity is in that sex is not at all like a videogame and people who play videogames are believed to have very little sex. Hope I didn’t ruin it, somebody please correct me if I’m wrong and he’s actually a real guy

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    • VibeSurgeon@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Wrong, it’s Jacob Batalon

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    • Dearth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Jacob is a real man. He is in three recent spider man movies as Peter parker’s best friend. He also starred on a kitschy tv series about vampires.

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• Darbage@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Okay so? I love the memes even without context but is there any? This lad has been promoted to CEO of sex and besides his raw animalistic appeal I don’t understand why. Is there a deeper joke here?

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  • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    There is, its ballsdeep though.

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    • Darbage@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      In retrospect this answer should have been apparent before I asked.

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• CapOnBackwards@fedinsfw.app ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Need more details.

  Does my rod turn golden?

  Do I get a golden rod?

  Do I get a golden rod?

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  • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You get a copy of the coveted 1977 Topps Star Wars #207

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• Meron35@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Smh Anything to avoid releasing sex 2

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• Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Richtofen will be pleased.

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• ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I want you to know I showed my roommate these memes and he could not stop laughing at them.

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