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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The rich get richer, smh

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  • diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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• inari@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  your parents sound awesome

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  • Sas@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    No, they do not. Lesbian apps are full of people baiting and “forgetting” they have a bf until a side sentence on a date. No, we don’t want your uggo bf and no he can’t “just watch” either

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    • deacon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      So they don’t sound awesome because other people do a related and horrible thing that there is no indication that they themselves do?

      Just clarifying.

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    • daannii@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      In my 20s I spent my weekends at the local gay bar. Drag shows. Better music. Better people.

      I’m asexual so I was just there to dance and get tipsy.

      There was always a hot drunk gal and her pervy bf trying to pick up women. I was pretty sure most of the time the chick wasn’t bi or even into it but was doing it to appeal to the guy.

      Bro. You already have a hot gf. Stop being greedy. Go home.

      They would try to grind up on you and if you said no thanks. They’d just wait a bit and try again. Try to buy you drinks.

      Man. These people were the worst. I wasn’t the only person who encountered them regularly.

      My friends all had stories.

      The woman would first get your guard down. Right. You think you are just dancing with another friendly woman. Having a good time. She starts to get a little physical but it’s still in the range of acceptable for women. Because women are more comfortable around other women and we don’t assume it’s pervy. At first.

      Then she starts trying to grind or something or kids you and you gotta be like. Hey. No. Let’s just do the other dancing we were doing. Then a flipping dude will pop up out of nowhere. They try to sandwich you.

      These people were just the worst. They got known pretty fast though and then everyone shunned them.

      They always went after the younger patrons too.

      I had a friend where the dude straight up came behind her and grabbed her chest.

      And she told me he 100% had an erection. We actually got the bouncer to kick that couple out.

      No shame. No understanding boundaries.

      They could ruin your evening if they targeted you.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Don’t worry, non-lesbian apps have this, too!

      “It’s just…my husband needs to be there to watch…OKAY, fine, I don’t have to tell him!?”

      Um.

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• CapOnBackwards@fedinsfw.app ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Story time!

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• Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I only sleep with married men if their wives join us too.

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  • greygore@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Oh no. Twist my arm.

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    • Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      They did cuff me one night. That was fun.

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• SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Ugh a couple tried this on me a few years ago. The girl was deece, but the guy… Looked like he lived in the forest and could tell fortunes.

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  • SoloCritical@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Well! Don’t leave me hanging what was your fortune!?

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    • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      “if you let it touch your lips, ye shall be a triple gay forever”

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• inkblade@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  That is a good “trad” wife.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Wait, if this is what trad wives do, I might need to rethink some things.

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    • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Those rich Mormon wives do that.

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• redsand@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Do they have a bunch of pineapple decorations around the house? Also how many chairs are in their bedroom?

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• OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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• sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  No love for bears?

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  • Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Nope, just otters

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• RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  They both cute

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• Tiral@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Had this happen to me as well. They said the husband would sit in the corner and watch. But it’s one thing to joke about, it’s another when it’s a legit option lol. I couldn’t do it.

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