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• Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Look on the bright side: you’ve had multiple data points to draw your conclusion.

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• cattywampas@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Look on the bright side. Small dicks get sucked, at least that’s what I hear from women.

  As a large-dicked guy, getting a good bj can actually be a challenge.

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  • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yeah, it really depends on the person. I’m fairly average, but one of my partners struggles to go down super far just because of a small mouth/gag reflex. My wife on the other hand will bury it to the hilt like she’s trying to hold Excalibur

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    • Monte_Crisco@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Am I interpreting correctly that you have a wife as well as at least one additional sex partner? Niceeee.

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• IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  and?

  seriously, what’s the problem?

  You have a dick, and as your story, had partners who enjoyed playing with it.

  FUCK whoever made up the BS that size is important.

  It works, it can give you and your partner orgasm, what else there is?

  want a bigger one for funsies? get a penis sleve.

  Seriously, no one should care. if a partner makes you feel bad about your size, that is not a partner but a shit human being and should get the boot, imagine going to bed with a woman then laughing at her for some BS like having tits smaller than average? you see how shitty that sounds, I feel bad just writing this hypothetical.

  For fucks sake, lesbians can have great sex without any penis involved.

  And from personal experience, my smaller than average penis still satisfies partners (enough for them to come back).

  Only concern would be if it doesn’t work, but that is a medical issue and not a personal failure.

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  • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    When someone drives a very loud expensive car what is commonly said they are compensating for? This is the society we live in.

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      doesn’t mean it isn’t bullshit.

      Sad that all the body positivity movement for women hasn’t crossed to men. we 100% need that too. Especially given how penis size messes up so many men.

      go enjoy life.

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  • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Link

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  • TerdFerguson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Im medium-grade on a good day, but I can make my wife squirt any occasion pretty much.

    Sure I’d love a giant dongus, but sex is a skill game not a size one.

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• jason@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Bah that happened to me. My ex did the thing and was all proud of herself. She said “first time I ever did that!” And I was genuinely proud of her, too. Then, it hit me the next day: “hey, wtf!”

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• T00l_shed@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  She’s saying she’s deep throating you, but if you don’t reach her morals, is it really deep throating?

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  • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Barely throating

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• gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Because I only date freaky girls?

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  • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yes

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• bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It’s probably because I pick up all of my girlfriends at the glizzy gobbler competitions.

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  • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Your dick must be filthy if it needs cleaned before ingesting.

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    • bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Have you considered that maybe my dick tastes so good that even the distillate, the runoff from dipping it into a glass of water makes for a delicious beverage?

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• darthsundhaft@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  At least you’re getting your dangalang sucked.

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• GaMEChld@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I assumed this was more a sloppy jab at discovering your partner was more promiscuous than you envisioned rather than size envy. Not that that would be logically consistent either. All in all, meh tier meme.

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  • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Thank you

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• Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Huh I guess real life furries would be unlikely to be able to deep throat with the muzzle in the way

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• AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Bro trust me it’s better to have a dick that fits than one that doesn’t. Not being able to do certain positions with certain women because your dick is too big to be comfortable for her for is frustrating

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  • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    OK tough guy relax

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    • AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I didn’t mean that in the “lowkey my dick is huge” way lol. I’m not even that big which is the point because I’m not even in the “size-queen” range and there are still times where it’s annoying. I’d imagine those annoyances get worse as size increases, ego big dicks are overrated.

      (PS: Regardless of size, women tend to like men/women/enbies that are good with their hands.)

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• Boozilla@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  A couple of book recommendations for people worried about this kind of thing.

  “Bonk” by Mary Roach. She’s a very good science communicator and is also quite funny. There’s a lot of good info in here.

  “A Billion Wicked Thoughts: What the Internet Tells Us About Sexual Relationships” by Sai Gaddam and Ogi Ogas. This book is not rigorous science, but it is no total junk. It is also informative and entertaining. A tidbit of generalized info: men tend to think about dicks and look at dicks way more than women do.

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Silver lining: innie bellybutton is the elusive 4th hole, but only for you.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Ear and nose holes and you’re up to 8 damn holes.

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    • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You’d have to have one shrimp of a pecker to be able to enjoy those. But point taken. Shall we get into tear ducts and pores?

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• QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  girl idk if I could even reach the throat lmao

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• Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Unbroken Spaghetti dick, mama mia

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• CapOnBackwards@fedinsfw.app ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Meh, balls still got sloppy

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• Grimy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It’s a blessing, not a curse

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• rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Hm … why though? Did they reach the base and just lie about deepthroating even though it didn’t reach into their throats? You’d think the guy would catch on at some point.

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  • blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    joke is smol pp

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  • vivalapivo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Because they have a small one

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