No one wants craves water more than a thirsty person
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Submitted 1 month ago by violet08_@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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CapOnBackwards@fedinsfw.app 1 month ago
Paddzr@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My dumbass read it as some sort of cheating scenario where married people are the most bold flirtatious… “oh I’m just teasing! You know I’m married.”
qarbone@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I think they mean people who say they don’t want to date anyone.
“I’m working on myself.”
wuffah@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Your parents wanted you to have a threesome like they did at your age in the 70’s, the decade with the free love of the 60’s except with a ton of cocaine.
lime@feddit.nu 1 month ago
the worst version of this is when the tism kicks in for both of us and neither can discern the other’s intentions. maybe they’re just like that. hard to tell.
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 1 month ago
And then you shoot your shot and find out you had it wrong lol
lime@feddit.nu 1 month ago
or just assume i’m always wrong!
ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.world 1 month ago
Hell no, you never stop!. When the elderly couple at the next table approaches you and says “such a cute couple, is this your first date?” You get to tell them how many years you’ve been married and watch as they get sick to their stomachs! It’s really quite fun.
czl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
They always get confused when me and the other person don’t say the same amount of years.
Augustiner@lemmy.world 1 month ago
So you have some kinda body guards on your „solo“ trip? Sounds wild
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Specifically 2 straight guys
M137@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Definitely noticed that people flirt with you more when you’re in a relationship, can think of several valid reasons but it still sucks because you’d wish it’d be the opposite.
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Isn’t that kinda how flirting works though?
Bruhh@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ideally, the flirting shouldn’t stop in a relationship
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Ideally, yes. But two people deciding whether or not to boink each other will absolutely be flirting.