me & the 2 guys my parents sent with me on my solo trip to watch over me

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• Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Isn’t that kinda how flirting works though?

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  • Bruhh@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ideally, the flirting shouldn’t stop in a relationship

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    • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ideally, yes. But two people deciding whether or not to boink each other will absolutely be flirting.

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• CapOnBackwards@fedinsfw.app ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No one wants craves water more than a thirsty person

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  • Paddzr@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My dumbass read it as some sort of cheating scenario where married people are the most bold flirtatious… “oh I’m just teasing! You know I’m married.”

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  • qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think they mean people who say they don’t want to date anyone.

    “I’m working on myself.”

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• wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Your parents wanted you to have a threesome like they did at your age in the 70’s, the decade with the free love of the 60’s except with a ton of cocaine.

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  • violet08_@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    except these guys won’t touch me as they say it’s “unprofessional/unethical”.😒

    love teasing and ragebaiting them tho

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• lime@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  the worst version of this is when the tism kicks in for both of us and neither can discern the other’s intentions. maybe they’re just like that. hard to tell.

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  • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And then you shoot your shot and find out you had it wrong lol

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    • lime@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      or just assume i’m always wrong!

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• ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hell no, you never stop!. When the elderly couple at the next table approaches you and says “such a cute couple, is this your first date?” You get to tell them how many years you’ve been married and watch as they get sick to their stomachs! It’s really quite fun.

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  • czl@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They always get confused when me and the other person don’t say the same amount of years.

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• Augustiner@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So you have some kinda body guards on your „solo“ trip? Sounds wild

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• FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Specifically 2 straight guys

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• M137@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Definitely noticed that people flirt with you more when you’re in a relationship, can think of several valid reasons but it still sucks because you’d wish it’d be the opposite.

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