I will trust AI 100% the minute any of the AI tech bros eat a mystery mushroom based purely on the output of AI content.
Let's ask this AI app!
Submitted 1 month ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
e0qdk@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Not good enough for me knowing there are Thomas Midgley Juniors out there:
On October 30, 1924, Midgley participated in a press conference to demonstrate the apparent safety of TEL, in which he poured TEL over his hands, placed a bottle of the chemical under his nose, and inhaled its vapor for sixty seconds, declaring that he could do this every day without succumbing to any problems. […] Midgley later took a leave of absence from work after being diagnosed with lead poisoning.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Midgley_Jr.
He was the jackass who invented both leaded gasoline and CFCs and inflicted them on the world.
Soup@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yes, but a mystery mushroom would likely have much quicker-acting effects and it would be glorious to watch a bunch of these goobers keep over or absolutely trip balls on live television.
other_cat@piefed.zip 1 month ago
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I guess you’re forgetting the time Elon Musk smashed his cybertruck window while demonstrating how indestructible it is?
Or the time that guy who was told his submarine design was stupid because fibreglass is strong under tension but still took it down to the bottom of the Atlantic multiple times until it crushed him along with some idiots that must have thought it was fine because it had been down and back before?
Didn’t some politicians drink Flint water to try to “prove” it was safe?
Liketearsinrain@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
A chemist who drank a gasoline additive to prove it was safe knowing it wasn’t
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Humans kinda are the trippy mushrooms they ate causing them to hallucinate.
0x0@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
All mushrooms are edible.
Once at least.Zron@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Everything is edible once.
SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Right, but the 20 billion calories in yellow cake uranium goes straight to my thighs.
turdas@suppo.fi 1 month ago
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why’d you erase the first line of the second name
TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Probably because it contains the r-word slur.
Here’s the original image (mods, feel free to remove if it breaks any rules):
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 month ago
Can you pls just mark NSFW.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 month ago
Lmao jesus christ
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I know the false one is toxic and fatal… But is it also delicious? We need to know.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 month ago
Generally speaking poisonous things taste bad but not always! Add it to the data
the_artic_one@piefed.social 1 month ago
This is very much not the case with mushrooms, most people who’ve accidentally eaten a deathcap (Amanita phalloides) have reported that they’re delicious. Flu agaric (Amanita muscaria) which can be detoxified by boiling it and changing the water multiple times, is pretty darn good. I think it’s better than the average grisette (the non-toxic Amanita sect. vaginatae spp.).
Ok the other other hand, the destroying angel (Amanita ocreata) is said to taste pretty bad.
For a non-amanita example, I’ve spit-tested the toxic Agaricus deardorffensis and I thought it tasted pretty good. That one is an odd case though since some people are unaffected by its poison and it’s possible that’s correlated with not being able to detect the unpleasant sharpie-like odor it’s said to have, but I wasn’t willing to give myself the shits for science so it remains a mystery.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s how we know! Just put it in your mouth and let us know.
teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
The poisonous death caps and destroying Angels taste good like an edible mushroom yes. Then they liquefy your liver over 2 days.
TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I never heard of any mushroom like the one pictured in the meme, looking so similar and even growing on the same soil/medium, It’s actually more like this:
Zwiebel@feddit.org 1 month ago
Penny bun (yummy):
1000138275Bitter bolete (extremely bitter+bad time on the toilet):
1000138276TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
The bottom one is not toxic, just tastes bad.
the_artic_one@piefed.social 1 month ago
I’ve occasionally seen some false chanterelles do a pretty good chanterelle impression but they’re not toxic, just bland and not well-tolerated.
KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 1 month ago
You are absolutely right! I’m sorry I misidentified the deadly mushroom before. The horrible taste and tingling sensation you described matches with the description of a poisonous mushroom 💀 instead of the delicious, edible one 🍄. What you just ate was deadly-basilocarpus also known as the death mushroom. Thankfully you can survive if you receive medical assistance in the next 30 seconds, would you like me to find the nearest hospital in BumFuck Nowhere? 🚑
icelimit@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Yes please. Also what’s the emergency phone number that I should dial?
amateurcrastinator@lemmy.world 1 month ago
NotEasyBeingGreen@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
AI has previously recommended people eat death caps.
bss03@infosec.pub 1 month ago
AI app: Great picture! That a “fls Brown cup”; it is delicious and fatal!
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You haven’t checked the gills or the spores
lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 1 month ago
AI is not LLM by the way.
I’m sure that there could be a classifier ML model that classifies this more reliably than any human, when trained by the best institutes.
There are also cancer classifiers based on images of skin that are more reliable than any human.
But yeah, I wouldn’t ask an LLM…
Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is why the spore prints matter.
radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 1 month ago
LBM (little brown mushrooms): consider it dangerous unless you really are a true expert.
LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Most edible mushrooms are easy to identify. At least I think so.
flora_explora@beehaw.org 1 month ago
Well, one could argue that it is the other way around. We consider most mushrooms as feasibly edible when it is easy enough to distinguish them from non-edible ones. There are thousands of mushroom species out there that are probably edible but that are just not worth anyone’s time. And we also focus more on certain groups of mushrooms that contain a higher percentage of edible ones, like boletes (and also champignons).
LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
That’s fair. Few people dare to eat the edible Amanitas, although they’re said to be quite tasty. If the deadly species didn’t exist, they would probably be much more popular.
lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
All mushrooms are edible. At least once.
the_artic_one@piefed.social 1 month ago
RoyaltyInTraining@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Check out the wikipedia page for destroying angels. Members of this family can look very similar to button mushrooms or puffballs when they’re in the early stages of growth.
LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Only if you are a moron or totally ignorant.
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I grew up foraging mushrooms in Michigan, but ever since moving to Alberta I’ve never felt comfortable hunting mushrooms here. I need to go with someone confident who has done it their entire lives. But I did rebently learn that a different species of morel actually grows out here. I’m going to try hunting those this year.
nieceandtows@programming.dev 1 month ago
Delectable tea, or deadly poison?
kalpol@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
A tea so delicious, it’s heartbreaking!
ekZepp@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ghostie@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Sometimes I think about the trial and error that had to occur to determine which mushrooms are edible, which aren’t, and which make you trip.
harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
There’s a whole process for it. First, you smell it. Then rub it on skin. Then taste a tiny piece. Then swallow a tiny piece. Then you eat it.
harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Ofc, since many mushrooms take hours or days to kill you, this process fuck-all.
ceenote@lemmy.world 1 month ago
How dare you insinuate an AI app could replace Uncle Iroh?
e8CArkcAuLE@piefed.social 1 month ago
there was this german books on cooking with mushrooms, with some parts actually written by a fungi expert and they were finishing up the project and the editorial went on to the glorious idea to save money on the illustrations, and decided to go AI against the will of the author and the expertise of everyone else and go ahead on the print.
well… they had to destroy the whole edition. who could have known?
https://www.stern.de/kultur/buecher/warum-ein-pilz-kochbuch-nun-vom-markt-genommen-werden-musste-36100284.html
e8CArkcAuLE@piefed.social 1 month ago
(translated with AI 🤖)
Small_Quasar@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Well, you’ve got to admit getting us to poison ourselves with mushrooms is a bit more subtle than Skynet’s plan.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
At this point in my life, I don’t understand why we need to continuously publish new cookbooks. Unless there are 50 million new types of mushrooms, what’s the value?