Sure, the multiple guns are stealing the show, but what’s with the 2 ducks and 2 bowling pins? (And everything else besides that is pretty much just dentist stuff, not general purpose doctoring.)
My kind of Doctor
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OwOarchist@pawb.social 1 day ago
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Looks like balls can be fired by the guns. And the ducks and pins are targets. And the rest is dentist stuff.
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 hours ago
Oh, good. I was worried the balls were one of those butt rip cord starters.
bampop@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
The balls are there so you can act out fun choking scenarios with your 3 year old kid.
Jesus_666@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Perhaps they were thinking of an American doctor.
The bowling pins are for hitting the patient on the head because that’s the only anesthesia they can afford. The ducks are the little birdies circling the patient’s head after the anesthetic bludgeoning has been administered.
The first gun is there because America and the second gun is so you can double-tap the patient in case you suspect they might be an immigrant.
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
Those are prosthetics to up your Operation game. No longer just taking stuff out, now you gotta put stuff back!
tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Literally just “Take whatever we have, and call it a doctor playset” lol
SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Sabata11792@ani.social 22 hours ago
How American doctors unheal you when the credit card declines
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
I’m guessing they are antivax.
CaptainBasculin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 hours ago
Anyways, that’s how I lost my medical license
Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 hours ago
It’s for putting down patients that die and turn into zombies.
9point6@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Glocktor
roguetrick@lemmy.world 1 day ago
No grip safety, literally unplayable.
nyctre@piefed.social 1 day ago
That’s Loid Forger’s kit, obviously.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Ah, the euthanasia gun, my favorite medical device.
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 23 hours ago
Isn’t every gun a euthanasia gun??
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
This is a gun made specifically for euthanasia, and is usable in highly sterile environments.
yakko@feddit.uk 1 day ago
This is Tactical Breach Wizards lore, I’m certain
titanicx@lemmy.zip 21 hours ago
Need one shot or two?
Agent641@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
“I need something to heal”
andybytes@programming.dev 1 day ago
What groom your damn self and gtfo of my office?
Siegfried@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I will call it slop, but i dont know anymore
schmorpel@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
Contents of the CIA buttplug purse <3
littletranspunk@lemmus.org 1 day ago
Times are tough for those in the medical field. Some even have firearms in their toolkit for sudden horse paste induced zombification
Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Cleric with War Domain
mlg@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
This must be a veterinarian playset.
Cloudstash@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Wow hahaha, true true