wouldn’t call it dark humor, maybe dark gray humor? like #333333 humor.
i have a fantasy of marrying a divorced dad and being the young cool stepmom
Submitted 1 day ago by violet08@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Zachariah@lemmy.world 1 day ago
oh, a hex on his first marriage for sure
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 1 day ago
At least we don’t have to censor your post, since that color is web-safe.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
I think it’s a fairly common fantassy. Never in my life have I been hit on as much by young women as when I got a touch of grey in my beard and temples. It started in my early forties and I assume it will stop once I pass or get close to sixty, but holy shit!
My best friend (f) since high school use to tell me how she loved men with a little grey. When she was 19, she even went out of her way to pick a guy (~43) up at the gym and bring him to her place to fuck. I always thought she was goofy but once I got my grey I realized how common a fantasy it actually is.
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 day ago
My wife spotted a couple of strands of grey recently and seemed to get really excited, so maybe she wasn’t just playing it up to make me feel better
I’m just glad it took longer for me than it did for my dad, he went grey in his mid twenties. I remember by the time I was my kids age he was already completely grey, and I still occasionally have people scrutinize my ID when buying alcohol
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Sixty is about right. I’m sixty, it still happens, but not the young part anymore.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 23 hours ago
Presumably it depends on the men having kids from a previous (or soon-to-be-previous) relationship, so if you’re one of those childless weirdos, you may need to make up a child, like in that Nick Hornby novel.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 22 hours ago
In my experience, having kids didn’t factor much into the conversations. Not having children was acceptable and in many circumstances beneficial. What did come up every single time was marriage status (single, married, divorced, widowed). The vibe I got was that the biggest red flag for a middle aged man was never had been married. I guess that paints the man as either selfish, a man-child, or both. In all, not positive.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
I’m started getting a little grey in my late 20s and have been told it looks great on me so… Feels like I’m playing with cheats enabled lol
The stress I had to go through to go grey this early was phenomenal of course, I’ve got my ex to thank for that.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
So your ex’s actions are inadvertently serving as your wingman? Nice.
king_comrade@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Most hinged thing you’ve posted in a while tbh
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I didnt look at the OP name. When I saw this comment I thought “bet its violet again”. You are correct too.
Cruel@programming.dev 1 day ago
Good for women who don’t want to give birth, but still half-raise kids. You get a break from the kids during joint custody with ex-wife.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 21 hours ago
The reverse is cool. The thing I was looking forward to about thirty was it seemed to be age when single moms were going to be established and looking to date after their first marriage didn’t pan out. Wasn’t counting on having to compete with GEN Z for them though 🤬
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Just get a broccoli cut and you’ll be soaking in rebound mistakes
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 19 hours ago
Been practicing my brainrot-speak to riz em divorcees up 👈😎👈
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
I think peak broccoli cut was achieved a while ago, maybe 2020? These new kids are on some different shit, mullets and jncos, rat tails? idk what’s even happening anymore, but I know my skinny jeans will come back around eventually.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
gen-z only want one thing.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 18 hours ago
His greed knows no bounds
you_are_dust@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Waiting patiently to be found by these women. I’m already divorced.
robocall@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
I met a guy like this. He left wife number one for wife two, and it wasn’t working out, so he was already considering options for wife three.
OhioComrade@lemmy.ml 14 hours ago
Reminds me of this SNL clip, Meet Your Second Wife
thethrilloftime69@feddit.online 22 hours ago
Is violet08 the only woman on here?
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 21 hours ago
No, there’s a few others.
She’s definitely the thirstiest though.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
She might be the only young horny and straight woman here outside the porn communities.
blarghly@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Best shitposter on lemmy
sparkles@piefed.zip 1 day ago
What a sad thing to want or wish for. You have to think, divorces and discontent don’t come out of nowhere. Wife or primary caregiver often gets fed up with taking care of someone with arrested development which becomes massively apparent after children are born, or there are money issues, etc. Divorced/older men chasing younger naive women is a stereotype for a reason.
violet08@lemmy.today 1 day ago
ik, it’s just a fantasy
fantasies dont tend to be rooted in practical reality
sparkles@piefed.zip 1 day ago
I wasn’t paying attention to the community.
lIlIlIlIlIlIl@lemmy.world 1 day ago
What a weird thing to want or wish for. You have to think, a shitpost doesn’t come out of nowhere. Someone has to go to a shitpost community, misread the vibe, and completely go off the deep end with therapy speak in front of real people. There are social issues, vibe checks failed, etc. Posting serious comments on a shitpost is a stereotype for a reason.
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 20 hours ago
sparkles@piefed.zip 1 day ago
Ok, I guess you’re right. I will unfollow the community. I accidentally responded not paying attention to where it was posted.
FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 1 day ago
If violet ever leaves the fediverse I’ll be sad. I feel like this is unique tier horny posting. Godspeed 🫡
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
I love the way people fucking hate Mickey and love Violet.
I’m going to feel so vindicated if it turns out Violent is Mickey’s sockpuppet
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 22 hours ago
Cumsockpuppet.
Which is also a great username.
silver@das-eck.haus 18 hours ago
I have violet tagged as “probably mickey” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 21 hours ago
Mickey ain’t so bad. He’s just grandpa
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Seriously. I read the image and immediately knew the source.