It’s not spray painted gold
They're calling it the Trump Laptop. Highest quality. So affordable. We're making technology great again, folks.
Submitted 12 hours ago by UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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pennomi@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
db2@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
And it would probably be running Astra or Red Star.
The_Lurker@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Back in the day you had Hannah Montana Linux. And Satanic Linux (which had to be installed over Christian Linux). Loads of OSes were just rebranded Ubuntu. Trump OS should be all gold and a rebrand of Red Star (only replacing the boot logo and wallpaper).
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 11 hours ago
To be a trump laptop, needs to be made in China, and then a cheap coat of gold paint is applied by American
prison slavelabour.robocall@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
“designed in America, made in China” added to it
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 11 hours ago
“Assembled in amerikkka”
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 hours ago
Running LINUX? Socialism?
Xenny@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
That was a bug. You weren’t supposed to see that it’s running an Ubuntu back end. See this is their “new proprietary” AI Trump OS that totally isn’t just a copy pasted Linux distro. That’ll be $500 for the licensing fee please.
DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
This is the opposite of a Trump Laptop. It should be gaudy and useless, instead it’s rough but probably functional.
Bytemeister@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Right… trumptop would be a 35lb lead slab moulded around a 2016 Acer Aspire, spray pained gold, and comes with cheetos and pubes in the KB already.
atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 hours ago
it should be using VibOS, not ubuntu
Gates9@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
The fact that it turns on makes it a top 5 Trump product
heiligerbimbam@lemmy.wtf 5 hours ago
The mouse should be wrapped into some kind of golden aluminum foil
Restaldt@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Still more real than those Trump phones suckers pre-ordered
Wispy2891@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
That one I don’t understand. It’s just a gold colored Chinese phone from Alibaba. Probably they put more effort in designing the box than
designing the phone itselfchoosing the right tone of the gold color for the plastics. It takes 1 week of consultation with the manufacturer (ok, two weeks, because they need to explain how important that a gold wallpaper is set as default) and two months to import them. What are they waiting? Mr FIFA peace prize just want the money and deliver a “air” phone?
PacMan@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
Need to be spray painted gold to be a Trump-top
HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
ngl I once dreamed of making something similar but with full on PC specs in a suitcase but then I remember I cant do any of the things I need to be able to do to make that
rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 hours ago
Smh my head, with all that chassis space, they could have used a mechanical keyboard
Gork@sopuli.xyz 11 hours ago
This is definitely the best in cyber that money can buy.
collapse_already@lemmy.ml 8 hours ago
I bet it would be depressing as fuck to watch that fat asshole try to Google how to fix something.
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 12 hours ago
What, no Microslop?
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
No way this runs on Windows. It’s Linux or bust.
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 11 hours ago
Then bust, that is how this presidency is going.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 7 hours ago
Windows 3.11 for the win!
Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 hours ago
If it’s gonna run Linux, it’s going to be the most evil distro available; not Ubuntu.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 11 hours ago
Linux is communism. /s
wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
The obvious choice is ReactOS.