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They're calling it the Trump Laptop. Highest quality. So affordable. We're making technology great again, folks.

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Submitted ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What, no Microslop?

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What, no Microslop?

      No way this runs on Windows. It’s Linux or bust.

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      • Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Then bust, that is how this presidency is going.

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      • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Windows 3.11 for the win!

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      • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        If it’s gonna run Linux, it’s going to be the most evil distro available; not Ubuntu.

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      • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Linux is communism. /s

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      • wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The obvious choice is ReactOS.

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  • pennomi@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s not spray painted gold

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And it would probably be running Astra or Red Star.

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      • The_Lurker@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Back in the day you had Hannah Montana Linux. And Satanic Linux (which had to be installed over Christian Linux). Loads of OSes were just rebranded Ubuntu. Trump OS should be all gold and a rebrand of Red Star (only replacing the boot logo and wallpaper).

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  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    To be a trump laptop, needs to be made in China, and then a cheap coat of gold paint is applied by American prison slave labour.

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    • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “designed in America, made in China” added to it

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      • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        “Assembled in amerikkka”

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  • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Running LINUX? Socialism?

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    • Xenny@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That was a bug. You weren’t supposed to see that it’s running an Ubuntu back end. See this is their “new proprietary” AI Trump OS that totally isn’t just a copy pasted Linux distro. That’ll be $500 for the licensing fee please.

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  • DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is the opposite of a Trump Laptop. It should be gaudy and useless, instead it’s rough but probably functional.

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    • Bytemeister@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Right… trumptop would be a 35lb lead slab moulded around a 2016 Acer Aspire, spray pained gold, and comes with cheetos and pubes in the KB already.

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  • atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    it should be using VibOS, not ubuntu

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  • Gates9@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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  • NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The fact that it turns on makes it a top 5 Trump product

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  • heiligerbimbam@lemmy.wtf ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The mouse should be wrapped into some kind of golden aluminum foil

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  • Restaldt@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Still more real than those Trump phones suckers pre-ordered

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    • Wispy2891@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That one I don’t understand. It’s just a gold colored Chinese phone from Alibaba. Probably they put more effort in designing the box than designing the phone itself choosing the right tone of the gold color for the plastics. It takes 1 week of consultation with the manufacturer (ok, two weeks, because they need to explain how important that a gold wallpaper is set as default) and two months to import them. What are they waiting? Mr FIFA peace prize just want the money and deliver a “air” phone?

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  • PacMan@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Need to be spray painted gold to be a Trump-top

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  • HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    ngl I once dreamed of making something similar but with full on PC specs in a suitcase but then I remember I cant do any of the things I need to be able to do to make that

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  • rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Smh my head, with all that chassis space, they could have used a mechanical keyboard

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  • Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is definitely the best in cyber that money can buy.

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  • collapse_already@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I bet it would be depressing as fuck to watch that fat asshole try to Google how to fix something.

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