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Bo'le of wa'er

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨peanut_boy@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This is how all Bri’ish speak

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    • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Not cockneys or geordies.

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      • Tikiporch@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Yeah, puggsys don’t either. Nor tuppers.

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    • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Pfffft. And all Americans say ‘boddle of wadder’.

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      • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Are you the
        Buh’oh ah wa’ah
        Or
        Bah’ol ah wa’er
        Or
        Bo’el a wo’ah
        Type of English?

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      • not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        to me they sound like “buddle of woderr”

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Image

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    • deHaga@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Crack head Geri

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  • J92@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Americans latching on to this, and then not batting an eye when their president acts like theres no L’s in ‘billions’.

    Beee’ins.

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    • kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That’s one guy, and he isn’t exactly popular. If Sir Keith were the only one over there who talked funny, we wouldn’t clown on you guys so much.

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      • Honytawk@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Popular enough to win a fucking presidential election though, twice. So how unpopular is he really?

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    • Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Rent free lmao

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  • Noite_Etion@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    They have war drums.

    Them thieving bastards

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    • djdarren@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      War Horse is all about war horse, like.

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  • Nomecks@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Shouldn’t the title be bo’o’o’wo’ah?

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  • diemartin@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Españoles: “coge esa pistola”

    Argentinos/Uruguayos: 😳😏🥵

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    • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      My college Spanish can’t fail me… of course it just says “pick up that gun” and isn’t some sort of double entendre that I don’t understand

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      • diemartin@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Your observation is correct.

        Explanation

        In Argentina/Uruguay, “coger” is slang/vulgarism for “to have sexual intercourse [with]”, while “pistola” is also slang for penis. Literally “fuck that cock” or “have sex with that penis”

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    • Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      In Portuguese from Portugal, one of the words for “queue” is “bicha”,

      In Portuguese from Brasil, “bicha” is a slang word for homosexual.

      So the common Portuguese expression to tell somebody one’s going to stand on a queue - “vou para a bicha” (literally “I’m going to the queue”) - has a whole different meaning for Brasilians.

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  • sem@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    How does a british say “bloody nose” without swearing?

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    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I think they call it a nosebleed. Or something ridiculous sounding, like an old red snooty boot.

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      • deHaga@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        We get nosebleeds, we give bloody noses

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      • bob_lemon@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        *bloody nosebleed

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  • stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    also why is the “innit” there like what that’s not how that word is used

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    • PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Innit tho

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    • morphballganon@mtgzone.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      How else will readers know they’re Bri’ish innit

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    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      idomatically that’s exactly how it’s used - as one would say, “right?” “okay” “eh?” “feel me?” “dig?” “am I right?” “see?” “no?” at the end of a sentence in other epochs/cultures.

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    u’ve got red on ye’ guvna!

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  • ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I like how they just made the British dog’s nose massive.

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  • djdarren@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    you fukkin wot m8?!

    swear on me mum…

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  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “have”?
    I think you mean 'ave, mate, innit?

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    • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You 'avin a giggle mate?

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  • hectorcruz123@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Cheerio! It’s all fun and games until someone actually drops the ‘T’ and we realize we’re just talking in cursive. ☕️

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  • nodiratime@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I thought the joke was that the politicians all use coke at first.

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  • Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    He has blood on his bloody nose.

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  • stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    premium shitposting

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  • PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    [Sad Tycho Brahe noises]

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