I do it at least 35 times just in case

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• saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Since this is just picture witha “scientists” statement, which are usually false facts …

  Compared to men who reported 4–7 ejaculations per month across their lifetimes, men who ejaculated 21 or more times a month enjoyed a 31% lower risk of prostate cancer.

  …harvard.edu/…/ejaculation_frequency_and_prostate…

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  • pennomi@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They REALLY enjoyed that lower risk

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    • gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m enjoying a good old fashioned lower risk right now!

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  • taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I wonder if it’s also because they’ve got healthier bodies or less stress or something. In any case, a wank a day keeps the doctor away?

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    • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Certainly increases the chances for strokes.

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    • iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “And the results held up to rigorous statistical evaluation even after other lifestyle factors and the frequency of PSA testing were taken into account.”

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  • BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    With the quantity of ejaculations being self controlled, this feels like we could just be looking at a marker of general health.

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    • themeatbridge@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Right? Like, maybe the precursors to cancer reduce libido?

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• AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Health insurance plans to offer porn subscriptions

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  • thatradomguy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Would’ve made a brilliant Onion headline. Damn it

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• zxqwas@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Okay what about going extreme at thethe other end? I need to know what happens to the 60-90 times per month group.

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No matter what lube you are using your cock would be raw

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    • undefinedValue@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Uhh, I guess you don’t work from home eh? 2-3x daily is rookie junior dev numbers

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    • zxqwas@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The key is gentle teasing and then a sudden switch into a resolute, vigorous finish. Keeps the wear and tear down.

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  • certified_expert@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You, my friend… you become the cure to cancer. Keep it up, hero.

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  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Spontaneous dickputation

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  • Pringles@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Megacancer balls

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• P1k1e@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s how I get the micro plastics out

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• wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Rookie numbers

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m pretty busy, can ai schedule them all in for the last Sunday of each month?

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    but what’s your time interval?

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• notsure@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  ...one LESS thing to worry about...

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• Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Guess my ace ass is getting prostate cancer then lol. I can’t even fathom attempting to do half that in a month.

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    fear not, I’m doing it enough for the both of us.

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    • Sonor@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The hero we deserve

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• Soktopraegaeawayok@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Scientists”

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  • CatDogL0ver@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Teenage boy scientists

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    the difference between fucking about and science is writing it down

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• davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Do it for your prostate, boys, and do it often.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Only a month? I do it up to 21 times a day.

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  • MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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• Nikls94@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yes but what about 3 a day or 90+ a month?

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  • lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I probably do about that and as far as I can tell I am immortal.

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• guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So… Zero is bad?

  I just don’t want to clean up after so I don’t bother.

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