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I do it at least 35 times just in case

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Submitted ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Mickey7@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • P1k1e@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s how I get the micro plastics out

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  • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Since this is just picture witha “scientists” statement, which are usually false facts …

    Compared to men who reported 4–7 ejaculations per month across their lifetimes, men who ejaculated 21 or more times a month enjoyed a 31% lower risk of prostate cancer.

    …harvard.edu/…/ejaculation_frequency_and_prostate…

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    • pennomi@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They REALLY enjoyed that lower risk

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      • gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’m enjoying a good old fashioned lower risk right now!

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    • taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I wonder if it’s also because they’ve got healthier bodies or less stress or something. In any case, a wank a day keeps the doctor away?

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      • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Certainly increases the chances for strokes.

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      • iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        “And the results held up to rigorous statistical evaluation even after other lifestyle factors and the frequency of PSA testing were taken into account.”

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  • Soktopraegaeawayok@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Scientists”

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    • CatDogL0ver@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Teenage boy scientists

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  • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Health insurance plans to offer porn subscriptions

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    • thatradomguy@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Would’ve made a brilliant Onion headline. Damn it

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  • zxqwas@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Okay what about going extreme at thethe other end? I need to know what happens to the 60-90 times per month group.

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    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No matter what lube you are using your cock would be raw

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      • undefinedValue@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Uhh, I guess you don’t work from home eh? 2-3x daily is rookie junior dev numbers

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    • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Spontaneous dickputation

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    • certified_expert@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You, my friend… you become the cure to cancer. Keep it up, hero.

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    • Pringles@sopuli.xyz ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Megacancer balls

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  • Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Guess my ace ass is getting prostate cancer then lol. I can’t even fathom attempting to do half that in a month.

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      fear not, I’m doing it enough for the both of us.

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      • Sonor@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The hero we deserve

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Rookie numbers

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Only a month? I do it up to 21 times a day.

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    • MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m pretty busy, can ai schedule them all in for the last Sunday of each month?

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    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      but what’s your time interval?

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  • notsure@fedia.io ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    ...one LESS thing to worry about...

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  • Nikls94@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yes but what about 3 a day or 90+ a month?

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  • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Do it for your prostate, boys, and do it often.

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