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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  How do you manage that while typing?

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  • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You have two hands, right?

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    • bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I need both of them for my monster dong

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      • exu@feditown.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Skill issue

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      • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Congrats on the penis. What a trouser truncheon! A long lighthouse. A dazzlingly dominant dick. An awesome appendage. A cromulent cock, an underpants serpent, a mammoth member, a giant joystick, a wondrous wang, perfect pocket rocket, dramatic dangler and a towering tool.

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    • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yes, what’s the next step?

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      • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Type with one hand, wank with the other of course. Use whichever hand will make you last the right amount of time for the circumstance.

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  • Randelung@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    dicktation!

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