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- Comment on anti-phil language 6 days ago:
pixels’ tax is hitting hard
- Comment on Nature sure made the right choice 1 week ago:
Hell no!
- Comment on This kid gets it 1 week ago:
most likely
- Comment on This kid gets it 1 week ago:
Venn diagram
- Comment on Deuterostomes 1 week ago:
Brother in christ, that anus is not anusing
- Comment on I will not stand for this information warfare any longer! 1 week ago:
Yup. I am losing track of so many unprecedented events…
- Comment on The toys were accurate 2 weeks ago:
I open voyager. The first thing that shows up. I’m done for today
- Comment on pls no 2 weeks ago:
Hold on… that’s a common weed where I live
- Comment on You don't have to use gyroelongation 3 weeks ago:
Damn it! I didn’t think about the stakeholders!
Although, with a lot of care, you could put a ribeye on this thing… does that count?
- Comment on All upset over something that in the big picture means nothing? Get yourself this watch 3 weeks ago:
€285.00! No thanks.
- Comment on You don't have to use gyroelongation 3 weeks ago:
That is so cool!!!
- Comment on ChocChoc 3 weeks ago:
I ain’t gonna lie…
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
- Sugar
vs
- Food
- Comment on damn 3 weeks ago:
+1 for the “USian”
- Comment on I focus on the pain, the only thing that's real 4 weeks ago:
Literally me.
I got some neck pain a month ago, and in is killing me. Every time I turn right it hurts (on the left side of the neck) and recently it is hurting when I turn to the left too…
So, stretch, kids. Don’t me like us
- Comment on What's 1+1? 5 weeks ago:
In tango, it is said that for some songs you must know that “1+1 is 1”, because both dancers must move with such precision “that they become one”
- Comment on Hospital Bill 1961 1 month ago:
“doubled for two patients: mom+baby” I’m dead… dude, this is so beyond comprehension that it is comedic!
- Comment on wood 1 month ago:
Darn it… I see a door
- Comment on Damn 1 month ago:
1.3 kg of sugar! Holy shit!
- Comment on Can I use your shower? 1 month ago:
Dawn for the win. Need nothing else to get squeaky
- Comment on Turn on sound. Recorded by nan's doorbell. Not AI. 1 month ago:
Nah, please… let’s keep clank slop out
- Comment on posting an actual shitpost each day till I stop seeing regular news posts here #1 1 month ago:
Sorry, what??? Those guys exist?
- Comment on Since the Font War is being talked about, Times New Roman vs Comic Sans 1 month ago:
Me, using Latin Modern 😎
- Comment on Have YOU ever done this? 1 month ago:
Now @BetaBlake@lemmy.world is silent because of your “you are not alone”
- Comment on Finally, an AI to decide what I watch instead of me 🤯 1 month ago:
Not pro AI, here… but what’s the deal with corn?
- Comment on When she finds the secret second peepee that only boys know about 1 month ago:
Wait, is it supposed to still be a “secret”? I mean… with all the internet I would guess people already know it
- Comment on I am such a good boi 1 month ago:
I should have known this 10 years ago… yes. 10 fucking years!
- Comment on Who like me? T_T 2 months ago:
“I use signal. If you care about our friendship, you’ll install it too.”
I have friends that got it just for me. I also lost some so-called “friends”
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Based. Leave tech Jesus alone. One of the last sources that you can trust
- Comment on Winding down my day off the right way 2 months ago:
Disgusting… now I want fries