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- Comment on Hospital Bill 1961 5 days ago:
“doubled for two patients: mom+baby” I’m dead… dude, this is so beyond comprehension that it is comedic!
- Comment on wood 2 weeks ago:
Darn it… I see a door
- Comment on Damn 2 weeks ago:
1.3 kg of sugar! Holy shit!
- Comment on Can I use your shower? 2 weeks ago:
Dawn for the win. Need nothing else to get squeaky
- Comment on Turn on sound. Recorded by nan's doorbell. Not AI. 2 weeks ago:
Nah, please… let’s keep clank slop out
- Comment on posting an actual shitpost each day till I stop seeing regular news posts here #1 2 weeks ago:
Sorry, what??? Those guys exist?
- Comment on Since the Font War is being talked about, Times New Roman vs Comic Sans 2 weeks ago:
Me, using Latin Modern 😎
- Comment on Have YOU ever done this? 2 weeks ago:
Now @BetaBlake@lemmy.world is silent because of your “you are not alone”
- Comment on Finally, an AI to decide what I watch instead of me 🤯 2 weeks ago:
Not pro AI, here… but what’s the deal with corn?
- Comment on When she finds the secret second peepee that only boys know about 2 weeks ago:
Wait, is it supposed to still be a “secret”? I mean… with all the internet I would guess people already know it
- Comment on I am such a good boi 3 weeks ago:
I should have known this 10 years ago… yes. 10 fucking years!
- Comment on Who like me? T_T 4 weeks ago:
“I use signal. If you care about our friendship, you’ll install it too.”
I have friends that got it just for me. I also lost some so-called “friends”
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
Based. Leave tech Jesus alone. One of the last sources that you can trust
- Comment on Winding down my day off the right way 4 weeks ago:
Disgusting… now I want fries
- Comment on We'll pay you $10,000 to DE-shitify this Samsung refrigerator 5 weeks ago:
Pihole? No?
- Comment on How about we buy a variety of warm clothes for our dogs 5 weeks ago:
That doggy looks just like snoop dog
- Comment on *Yawn* 5 weeks ago:
You hit the gym and are having a good session, guess what
- Comment on Epstein’s brother Mark asking Steve Bannon if Putin has “the photo of Trump blowing Bubba” - or Bill Clinton to the rest of us. 1 month ago:
So that was the “big beautiful Bill”
- Comment on Scandal 1 month ago:
lol Maga gotta be happy about it
- Comment on Scandal 1 month ago:
What’s the reference? (preparing myself for some “normal” 2025 shit)
- Comment on Deep throat 1 month ago:
Yeah…
My preferred method of news updates is memes, but I can’t do it if OP does not link the source or explain
- Comment on Women when they finally get a man 1 month ago:
She is judging the judges
- Comment on How Intelligent are Dogs, Really? (feat. @TraceDominguez) | Animal IQ | PBS Terra [9:34] 1 month ago:
TLDW:
- defining intelligence is difficult (it depends on the targets of the specie).
- dogs became dumber than wolves wen it comes to raw problem-solving skills, but they became exceptionally good at communicating with us, so in difficult tasks they tap on humans’ intelligence.
- dogs are even better than chimps in communicating with humans.
- Comment on Does anyone know what's inside this building? 1 month ago:
That’s a big router
- Comment on Drink up 1 month ago:
Indeed. Broccoli has much more calcium than milk.
Btw, most milk in the US, even the expensive shit you get at Whole Foods, is utter trash in terms of texture and flavor richness.
- Comment on Home dics, how to relieve stress - watch the video 2 months ago:
The guy is happily surprised
- Comment on Is Your Password Guessable? [Short Film] 2 months ago:
Why did that happen?
- Comment on Catch of the day 2 months ago:
Aaaaaa, that is what “crabs” mean!
- Comment on Catch of the day 2 months ago:
I am not familiar with the required slang. Could somebody ELI5 me?
- Comment on plenty of fir 2 months ago:
I… I don’t know what course of action to take after staring at this arrange of pixels…