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- Comment on You don't have to use gyroelongation 1 day ago:
Damn it! I didn’t think about the stakeholders!
Although, with a lot of care, you could put a ribeye on this thing… does that count?
- Comment on All upset over something that in the big picture means nothing? Get yourself this watch 1 day ago:
€285.00! No thanks.
- Comment on You don't have to use gyroelongation 3 days ago:
That is so cool!!!
- Comment on ChocChoc 3 days ago:
I ain’t gonna lie…
- Comment on [deleted] 4 days ago:
- Sugar
vs
- Food
- Comment on damn 1 week ago:
+1 for the “USian”
- Comment on I focus on the pain, the only thing that's real 1 week ago:
Literally me.
I got some neck pain a month ago, and in is killing me. Every time I turn right it hurts (on the left side of the neck) and recently it is hurting when I turn to the left too…
So, stretch, kids. Don’t me like us
- Comment on What's 1+1? 2 weeks ago:
In tango, it is said that for some songs you must know that “1+1 is 1”, because both dancers must move with such precision “that they become one”
- Comment on Hospital Bill 1961 3 weeks ago:
“doubled for two patients: mom+baby” I’m dead… dude, this is so beyond comprehension that it is comedic!
- Comment on wood 4 weeks ago:
Darn it… I see a door
- Comment on Damn 5 weeks ago:
1.3 kg of sugar! Holy shit!
- Comment on Can I use your shower? 5 weeks ago:
Dawn for the win. Need nothing else to get squeaky
- Comment on Turn on sound. Recorded by nan's doorbell. Not AI. 5 weeks ago:
Nah, please… let’s keep clank slop out
- Comment on posting an actual shitpost each day till I stop seeing regular news posts here #1 5 weeks ago:
Sorry, what??? Those guys exist?
- Comment on Since the Font War is being talked about, Times New Roman vs Comic Sans 5 weeks ago:
Me, using Latin Modern 😎
- Comment on Have YOU ever done this? 5 weeks ago:
Now @BetaBlake@lemmy.world is silent because of your “you are not alone”
- Comment on Finally, an AI to decide what I watch instead of me 🤯 5 weeks ago:
Not pro AI, here… but what’s the deal with corn?
- Comment on When she finds the secret second peepee that only boys know about 5 weeks ago:
Wait, is it supposed to still be a “secret”? I mean… with all the internet I would guess people already know it
- Comment on I am such a good boi 5 weeks ago:
I should have known this 10 years ago… yes. 10 fucking years!
- Comment on Who like me? T_T 1 month ago:
“I use signal. If you care about our friendship, you’ll install it too.”
I have friends that got it just for me. I also lost some so-called “friends”
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Based. Leave tech Jesus alone. One of the last sources that you can trust
- Comment on Winding down my day off the right way 1 month ago:
Disgusting… now I want fries
- Comment on We'll pay you $10,000 to DE-shitify this Samsung refrigerator 1 month ago:
Pihole? No?
- Comment on How about we buy a variety of warm clothes for our dogs 1 month ago:
That doggy looks just like snoop dog
- Comment on *Yawn* 1 month ago:
You hit the gym and are having a good session, guess what
- Comment on Epstein’s brother Mark asking Steve Bannon if Putin has “the photo of Trump blowing Bubba” - or Bill Clinton to the rest of us. 2 months ago:
So that was the “big beautiful Bill”
- Comment on Scandal 2 months ago:
lol Maga gotta be happy about it
- Comment on Scandal 2 months ago:
What’s the reference? (preparing myself for some “normal” 2025 shit)
- Comment on Deep throat 2 months ago:
Yeah…
My preferred method of news updates is memes, but I can’t do it if OP does not link the source or explain
- Comment on Women when they finally get a man 2 months ago:
She is judging the judges