don't trust cowboys or people doing cowboy voices

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• IcedRaktajino@startrek.website ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  c/IHadAStroke ?

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  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I thought c/aneurysmposting

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    • IcedRaktajino@startrek.website ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That might be it. I was guessing since it’s not one I subscribe to.

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    !aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz

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• Archangel1313@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This was a direct quote from Trump.

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  • scottmeme@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

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  • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Source? I want to hear him say the word salad.

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• bobsuruncle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s not me right? I’m not smelling toast and my face feels ok. I thought for a minute it was me having a medical issue.

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  • sad_detective_man@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    totally not me:

    Image

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    • bisby@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You had a stroke because your mom cancelled your WoW sub?

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m dyslexic. Somebody tell me What the fuck am I trying to read?

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  • meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s okay, this text showed me how it’d feel to be dyslexic

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    • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Actually yeah. For me it showed what is it like to read something while having a stroke.

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  • BoosBeau@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I wasn’t dyslexic until I tried to read the post

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    • billwashere@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’m pretty sure I had a stroke.

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    • JargonWagon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I think this created a community of dyslexics. We can all come together and share our trauma together.

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  • bigfondue@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s just a mash up of conservative buzz words

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• WatDabney@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’ve been especially impressed by the prescience of Bo Burnham’s line in Welcome to the Internet - “Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids.”

  As far as I know, it hasn’t become a quote from an actual right-wing nonsense-driveler yet, but it might as well be.

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  • sad_detective_man@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    pretty much. they try these things one toe at a time and see what actually gets blowback

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• SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What the fuck is this word salad cowboy saying

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• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

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• Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  He’s having a stronk, call a bondulance

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• Gingerlegs@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The fuck

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  • LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Ikr? I haven’t even had any drugs and I can’t make sense of memes?

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Brain worms giving you problems?

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  • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Would horse dewormer help in this case or is that medical advice ?

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• StellarExtract@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  For a shitposting community, it’s amazing how many people here don’t understand shitposts at all.

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  • sad_detective_man@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    thx, yeah I think yeah I gotta remember to try my shitposts somewhere else. but that’s why we try em out

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• maus@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Op please just think about hugging this guy and your tummy touching his tummy. He is the same height as you and he is holding you tight. Think how safe and warm you feel in this moment.think of his jeans rubbing against your jeans. Please just think of his deep voice whispering into your ear lobe. You will probably be cumming soon after reading this and I think I will too.

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  • CannonFodder@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You could have just … not written that.

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    • Doomsider@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Just bringing broke back

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• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  1000001935

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• BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I think this just gave me a stroke trying to read it…

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• otacon239@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  He said it best. Thanks, pardner 🤠

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• MyBrainHurts@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I thought LLMs were better than this.

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• SailorFuzz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Now read it in a Boomhauer voice.

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  • nickiwest@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You’ll have to add a couple of instances of “dang ol’” on your own to make that work.

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• salacious_coaster@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Bondulance?

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  • sad_detective_man@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    my stronk 😔

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• DagwoodIII@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Frontier Gibberish

  https://youtu.be/DNC3OciAF3w

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• the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m sorry but do you grammar?

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• Doomsider@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Fascist is what fascist does capital weak liberal hands down without governance ye-hawed straight to small government free trading rascals who spike Wall Street shenanigans straight out of snowflake DEI hires!

  Right out of the horse’s mouth.

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• GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Gaspump necktie golfball Thursday purple nine.

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• OmegaLemmy@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What?

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