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Out of 10. Be specific!

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Mrkawfee@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Reminds me of an early Bart Simpson

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    • Quadhammer@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Looks like Barts older cousin

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  • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Because that fork has trisomy 21.

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  • GoddessGundy@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If I got it at Goodwill for $.10, 6/10 because obviously that’s a manufacturing dud but I’ll give it a good home and use it when all the other utensils are dirty.

    I wouldn’t be surprised to see this pathetic waste in some Michelin star restaurant pretending it’s trendy and they wasted hundreds buying 200 for $15 each. In that case -5/10.

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    • untorquer@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Nah the michelin waste should be higher because some rich asshole lost an investment and some chef got a dream job for a while.

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  • DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Fuck OP for posting this awful fork/10

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  • Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I immediately downvoted this fork… then scrolled back because I hate the fork, not the post. -238/10

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  • olafurp@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Will-stab-my-eye-out-to-never-see-it-again/10

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  • MTK@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    7/10

    Would suck for most situations but would excel in a few specific situations

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  • falynns@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    3/10. Not great, Bob.

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  • Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Excellent for pokin’ olives. 7/10

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I was gonna say eyes

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  • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
    1. I hate it, but it appears functional
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  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This fork isn’t stamped out of sheet steel. It appears to have been forged out of a round bar stock. For that alone, it receives high marks, despite the unconventional appearance.

    8/10.

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    1. It’s not a good spork
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  • ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Insulting/purely decorative out of 10.

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Knork/10

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Not specific but technically follows the set rating system

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  • kinther@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Gonna be a 3/10 from me dawg

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  • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I like the 3 increasing gaps in the tines.

    8/10 dessert fork conversation piece.

    Also stealthy stabby. Might hide in a hidden emergency drawer.

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  • Professorozone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Limited usefulness because it’s too narrow. Don’t like the asymmetry. Appearance looks a little crude. I wouldn’t want one. Tines seem overly sharp.

    Probably good for getting olives out of jars.

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  • untorquer@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Something about the shape tells me this will be a 10/10 x-ray during an emergency room visit.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    4 out of 5 prongs.

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  • TastyWheat@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Tines are uneven, 4/10

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  • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Crab Fork

    8/10 dependent on reasonably sized crab to accommodate.

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    • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Also good for oysters!

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  • orenj@sopuli.xyz ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    8/10. While inneficient in material usage, its streamlined form and unique silhouette should make it easy to clean and find if one of the fam accidentally takes it home.

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  • jim3692@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I prefer this one. Way more area in the handle for better grip.

    Image

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s not a fork that’s a thnork

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  • kwilson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’d give it a perfect 5/7

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I like my forks like I like my women, thick and tall. I rate this fork 10/10.

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  • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Why TF is Lemmy’s nerodiversity waypoints forks and bricks?

    I mean, that’s half of mine. How did we get here?

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    • tamal3@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Bricks? I’ve seen a surprising amount about utensils, but I think i missed the bricks.

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      • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It was a couple days ago, some greentext post about some anon’s brother hates cement and cement blocks.

        lemmy.today/post/36312407

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  • RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    3.145183813819291837

    Specific enough?

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    • Typhoon@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I guess but I’d prefer a rational answer.

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      • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        That is a rational number

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yes, that's technically allowed.

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  • Toes@ani.social ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Looks pretty standard to me

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  • Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I rate everything like Jason from The Good Place, a 1 to 13 scale with 8 as the highest. I give this a 10.

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    • Nalivai@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Number five is number one. Number seven is number two. Number three and number four are tied for number three.

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