8/10. -4 for unneeded weight, -3 for asymmetry making prongs short, +5 for actually sharp prongs. Looking at you, every other “fork” out there you.
Out of 10. Be specific!
Submitted 10 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
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Comments
monk@lemmy.unboiled.info 10 months ago
Donkter@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Excellent for pokin’ olives. 7/10
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I was gonna say eyes
kinther@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Gonna be a 3/10 from me dawg
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That looks like a fork at a snooty restaurant where they try to convince you that this fork is better than regular fork. Because you experience the chefs childhood struggles as you try scoop up your cashew foam and baked stick.
rmuk@feddit.uk 10 months ago
4k
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Dali/10
olafurp@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Will-stab-my-eye-out-to-never-see-it-again/10
MTK@lemmy.world 10 months ago
7/10
Would suck for most situations but would excel in a few specific situations
orenj@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
8/10. While inneficient in material usage, its streamlined form and unique silhouette should make it easy to clean and find if one of the fam accidentally takes it home.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I like my forks like I like my women, thick and tall. I rate this fork 10/10.
Toes@ani.social 10 months ago
Looks pretty standard to me
Siegfried@lemmy.world 10 months ago
5 because it at least appears to do the job
tryagain@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Doesn’t matter what the scale is: it’s still zero.
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Joke’s on you, the scale is from 3 to 17.
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Looks like it has good mouth-feel. As a fidget toy, 5/10; as a fork, 2/10
zululove@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
You like a good mouthfeel don’t cha
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
4/10.
Great for its intended use, but performs very poorly at some fork functions.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
shove it up your ass/10
untorquer@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Something about the shape tells me this will be a 10/10 x-ray during an emergency room visit.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
4 out of 5 prongs.
TastyWheat@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Tines are uneven, 4/10
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
I am particular about forks and spoons, preferring they are thin and relatively straight - this fork looks too thick, but I don’t mind how narrow it is
And009@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
5.67/10
Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
4/10, not for the unique tines but for the bulbous and tapered handle. Not as comfortable to hold and use as your standard fork.