8/10. -4 for unneeded weight, -3 for asymmetry making prongs short, +5 for actually sharp prongs. Looking at you, every other “fork” out there you.
Out of 10. Be specific!
Submitted 2 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
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monk@lemmy.unboiled.info 1 month ago
Donkter@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Excellent for pokin’ olives. 7/10
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I was gonna say eyes
kinther@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Gonna be a 3/10 from me dawg
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That looks like a fork at a snooty restaurant where they try to convince you that this fork is better than regular fork. Because you experience the chefs childhood struggles as you try scoop up your cashew foam and baked stick.
rmuk@feddit.uk 2 months ago
4k
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Dali/10
olafurp@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Will-stab-my-eye-out-to-never-see-it-again/10
MTK@lemmy.world 1 month ago
7/10
Would suck for most situations but would excel in a few specific situations
orenj@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
8/10. While inneficient in material usage, its streamlined form and unique silhouette should make it easy to clean and find if one of the fam accidentally takes it home.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I like my forks like I like my women, thick and tall. I rate this fork 10/10.
Toes@ani.social 2 months ago
Looks pretty standard to me
Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 months ago
5 because it at least appears to do the job
tryagain@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Doesn’t matter what the scale is: it’s still zero.
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Joke’s on you, the scale is from 3 to 17.
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Looks like it has good mouth-feel. As a fidget toy, 5/10; as a fork, 2/10
zululove@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
You like a good mouthfeel don’t cha
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
4/10.
Great for its intended use, but performs very poorly at some fork functions.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
shove it up your ass/10
untorquer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Something about the shape tells me this will be a 10/10 x-ray during an emergency room visit.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
4 out of 5 prongs.
TastyWheat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Tines are uneven, 4/10
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
I am particular about forks and spoons, preferring they are thin and relatively straight - this fork looks too thick, but I don’t mind how narrow it is
And009@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
5.67/10
Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
4/10, not for the unique tines but for the bulbous and tapered handle. Not as comfortable to hold and use as your standard fork.