Why would you do anything else than neutral evil? Waste of time.
Let's put an end to the discussion; what is the best way?
Submitted 3 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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vga@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 months ago
If you have fresh baguettes and they go stale, just cut them into slices and stick them in the toaster oven for a bit and you’ve pretty much got those fancy dried bread snacks for way cheaper than they usually sell for.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
Freezer that ish
YummyEntropy@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
No other neutral evil folks? Ah well, I haven’t eaten bread in ages anyhow.
Eheran@lemmy.world 3 months ago
It is the optimal way. Lowest effort, fastest, same result, no additional stuff needed.
JigglypuffSeenFromAbove@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I tie a knot AND twist and tuck. Where does that leave me?
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Bruncvik@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Freezer bags, 4 slices per bag, in a freezer. That way I can take out only as much bread as I can eat before it gets moldy.
Dabundis@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Twist, tuck, freeze
SaltSong@startrek.website 3 months ago
Do none of you people have clothes pins? Or does that count as Neutral Good?
Also, CG and CN need to be switched. There is no way the bottle hack counts as “good.”
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
A large amount of the US has some combination of weather and wildlife that makes line drying clothing untenable. So… no?
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
I only line dry my clothes when I think they need to be seasoned with some guano.
klemptor@startrek.website 3 months ago
Lawful neutral, or if the clip gets lost, then chaotic neutral.
Kolgeirr@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Chaotic neutral also if it comes with one of those wire twist ties, ain’t nobody got time for that. Only plastic clips get reused.
klemptor@startrek.website 3 months ago
Oh I like twisty ties! Because I just wrap it once around the bag, then I get to spin the bread like a nunchuck to twist it all up
hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Chaotic neutral for the win.
ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
save the bread clips from finished loaves because you’re probably gonna lose one of those fuckers someday and you’ll be glad you saved this one
Krudler@lemmy.world 3 months ago
It is inarguable that anything but twist/tuck is ok. Bread box is a whimsical idea from when material science was advanced enough to make horseshoes. Everything else either requires more plastic/steps or wrecks the bread.
There’s really no argument here.
Don_alForno@feddit.org 3 months ago
I think anything that uses any kind of item that doesn’t come packed with the bread belongs on the “lawful” side.
scheep@lemmy.world 3 months ago
always using a bag clip. Reusing the bag clip if it needs to be eaten soon (e.g. at a party) since it’s less of a fuss to remove it.
0range@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
You’re going to be opening that package often over a short period. I don’t think it’s useful to tie it down too tightly, and i especially don’t think it’s useful to introduce accessories (clip, bottle hack), you’ll have to deal with them every single time you open the bag.
It’s also just a fucking bread bag, you don’t need to secure it so firmly.
Twist and tuck or just tucking, maybe tying a knot if it’s going to get jostled a bit (going camping)
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
The bottle “hack” sounds insane, what a waste of time that is. Although I have seen a lot of things called hacks seem to be like that now, just extra steps that waste time.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I have a feeling a bunch of them are invented by people with hoarding tendencies that aren’t at the point where they hoard literal garbage but might be close to that point but trying to justify keeping some things that are garbage-adjacent.
Like I get reusing and repurposing, but not when the “hack” is just more work for a solution that isn’t any better than the easier one.
oppy1984@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Well for me it’s the twist-tie until I get down to the last few slices then I just spin the bag and fold it back over itself.
Why the twist-tie wasn’t listed is beyond me since I’ve never seen a store that didn’t have them as the majority of closure mechanisms.
Also, bottle cap? I honestly have no idea what that’s about.
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
i have found that just tucking dries the bread just fast enough to not get mouldy, and dry bread can be just rehydrated by wetting it and putting it in an oven for a bit
Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 3 months ago
using the bottle neck
stands up in his chair
brilliant…
nuko147@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Lawful neutral until 2/3. After neutral evil.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 months ago
My neutral evil on a small partial loaf is basically rolling it until all the excess is tucked.
phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Chaotic evil would be rearranging the slices so they don’t work for easy sandwiches.
GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 3 months ago
Chaotic evil includes eating the heels of the bread first, because you don’t want that sweet extra protection layer from fungi.
cley_faye@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I simply do not allow an open bag of bread to be left unless all the bread have been eaten. Problem solved.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 months ago
True chaotic evil.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 months ago
I save the little clip things from packaged buns because they are way better than the twisty ties that usually come on sliced bread.
M137@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I twist, fold then put a clip on it. This also works well with the two common kinds of clips you get with the bag (plastic squareish thing with a hole like in the image and plastic thing with metal wire in it) and other clips you have yourself as the fold makes it so the bag doesn’t untwist as much.
bitchkat@lemmy.world 3 months ago
You should try a vacuum sealer.
Overspark@feddit.nl 3 months ago
Twist and tuck inside the breadbox obviously.
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 3 months ago
If you look at it, it’s lawful good.
But at its core, it’s chaotic neutral.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 months ago
True neutral?
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 3 months ago
No, I’m twist’n’tucking in the bread box.
luckystarr@feddit.org 3 months ago
As long as it’s airtight and not stored for weeks it’s ok. Use good bread though, not this bad imitation.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I’ve been making my own bread for like 3 years now and I don’t really crave storebought bread at all any more. Mine is just better.
HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I never knew that I am chaotic neutral
PDFuego@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Lawful good for homemade, lawful neutral until my gf throws out the thingy and forces me to go with chaotic neutral.
Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I guess I’m lawful evil lol
dukepontus@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
This is all evil cuz you are buying it in plastic packaging.