Chaotic evil would be rearranging the slices so they don’t work for easy sandwiches.
Let's put an end to the discussion; what is the best way?
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phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 2 hours ago
Chaotic evil includes eating the heels of the bread first, because you don’t want that sweet extra protection layer from fungi.
cley_faye@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
I simply do not allow an open bag of bread to be left unless all the bread have been eaten. Problem solved.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
True chaotic evil.
Nalivai@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I keep my bread in the fridge, and then it doesn’t matter.
I guess it means I’m in Pathfinder universe or somethingvodka@lemm.ee 9 hours ago
This, keep it in fridge and only tuck.
Quick round in the toaster if needed for the cold bread, or not if it is used to make lunch to bring to work or something.
Bruncvik@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Freezer bags, 4 slices per bag, in a freezer. That way I can take out only as much bread as I can eat before it gets moldy.
miraclerandy@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
I am lawful neutral (use clip it came with) until about halfway through the loaf, then I become chaotic neutral (twist and tuck) at the back half.
There isn’t enough bag to properly twist and tuck until that point anyway.
spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 hours ago
I’m lawful neutral until I lose the bread clip and go chaotic neutral. Sometimes I’m lawful good the whole time, but I’ve been chaotic at the start and that’s fun!
hark@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Reuse the bag clip if it exists, otherwise tie a knot.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 hours ago
I save the little clip things from packaged buns because they are way better than the twisty ties that usually come on sliced bread.
Dabundis@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Twist, tuck, freeze
M137@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
I twist, fold then put a clip on it. This also works well with the two common kinds of clips you get with the bag (plastic squareish thing with a hole like in the image and plastic thing with metal wire in it) and other clips you have yourself as the fold makes it so the bag doesn’t untwist as much.
bitchkat@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
You should try a vacuum sealer.
SaltSong@startrek.website 13 hours ago
Do none of you people have clothes pins? Or does that count as Neutral Good?
Also, CG and CN need to be switched. There is no way the bottle hack counts as “good.”
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 hours ago
A large amount of the US has some combination of weather and wildlife that makes line drying clothing untenable. So… no?
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 10 hours ago
I only line dry my clothes when I think they need to be seasoned with some guano.
klemptor@startrek.website 14 hours ago
Lawful neutral, or if the clip gets lost, then chaotic neutral.
Kolgeirr@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
Chaotic neutral also if it comes with one of those wire twist ties, ain’t nobody got time for that. Only plastic clips get reused.
klemptor@startrek.website 12 hours ago
Oh I like twisty ties! Because I just wrap it once around the bag, then I get to spin the bread like a nunchuck to twist it all up
hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
Chaotic neutral for the win.
Overspark@feddit.nl 11 hours ago
Twist and tuck inside the breadbox obviously.
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
If you look at it, it’s lawful good.
But at its core, it’s chaotic neutral.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
True neutral?
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
No, I’m twist’n’tucking in the bread box.
luckystarr@feddit.org 12 hours ago
As long as it’s airtight and not stored for weeks it’s ok. Use good bread though, not this bad imitation.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
I’ve been making my own bread for like 3 years now and I don’t really crave storebought bread at all any more. Mine is just better.
HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
I never knew that I am chaotic neutral
PDFuego@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Lawful good for homemade, lawful neutral until my gf throws out the thingy and forces me to go with chaotic neutral.
Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
I guess I’m lawful evil lol
toadjones79@lemm.ee 11 hours ago
I tuck. I have found that it is the most reliable for keeping it from drying. Mostly j noticed this with bags of chips. Then I adapted that to bread.
MehBlah@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Guess I’m lawful neutral because I rarely lose the bag clip. I will use a clip when that happens.