J IS LORD

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• simplejack@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • jordanlund@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      An absolute classic.

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  • MrJukes@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’re talking about the world’s foremost analrapist.

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  • Eiri@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What is this supposed to be?

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    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “a new start”

      But when it’s coming from the world’s first analyst/therapist (AKA “analrapist”), who can tell…

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    • Maalus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “A new start” but with “nu” instead od new because too few letters

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  • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m ready for a lot that’s new

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• winkly@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Jizz Lord

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  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “That’s the joke” Simpsons meme

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    • Benjaben@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Still, I would’ve been disappointed if someone hadn’t just typed it out. Probably woulda felt like I had to.

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  • Metostopholes@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And yet the DMV wouldn’t let me get “CUMKING” smh

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• swab148@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This implies the existence of jizz serfs

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  • Vespair@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’ve met my ex’s?

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• IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  JisLorD

  Is “J” equal to “L” or “D”?

  [A] J=L

  [B] J=D

  Algebra Class here we go again with these fucking variables.

  Car must belong to a math teacher.

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  • Dalvoron@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nah clearly it’s a truth table

    L	|	D	|	J = L V D
    1	|	1	|	1
    1	|	0	|	1
    0	|	1	|	1
    0	|	0	|	0
    

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• sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It is right up there with ANUSTART.

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• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t get it. What’s wrong with a Java Industrial Standard Library Object Relational Database?

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• rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    we need a vieweaskeriverse community

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• ThomasCrappersGhost@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Are you sure that they didn’t mean it as “Jiz Lord”?

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  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    (I think that’s the joke)

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    youtu.be/EsvfptdFXf4

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• adarza@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  jeremiah?

  no… he was a bullfrog.

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    JISFROG

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Guess Sircumalot didn’t fit

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• nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Jizzlord, came 3 days after getting poled? Well hung, massive woody? I am so sorry for these awful jokes.

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  • 4am@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nailed hard, women wept for days afterward

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• yannic@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hercule?

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  • SmoothLiquidation@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That show was surprisingly good.

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• jordanlund@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I haven’t felt this warm and fuzzy since everone was wearing those “What Would Jordan Do?” bracelets!

  Thanks guys!

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• abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Merry jismas, everyone

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• Prethoryn@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My name must start with a J. I can needed that boost of confidence

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• son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Cum they told me for rum a bum bum

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• TheLastOfHisName@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Uuuuh…dude…?

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