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Great tee shirt with words of wisdom that I bet you never realized

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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Mickey7@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • cm0002@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Couldn’t find a wild uncensored version, so here’s an edited version. #FuckCensorship Image

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    • socsa@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ohhhh i thought it said duck and I was confused

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      • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        What a quack.

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    • baatliwala@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      twitter.com/…/1712137340142125391

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      • cm0002@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Wow way to suck Google images

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  • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I hold a duck once, didn’t know it was that widespread.

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    • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Brag much.

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  • mhague@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you post censored shit I’m going to PM you shittingdicknipples and lemonparty.

    /shakes tiny fist wistfully

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  • LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pftt I’m not afraid of a drink!

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  • apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t threaten me with a good time.

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    • KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’ll touch my dick and you’ll like goddammit

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  • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I wonder what it says under that grey bar. No way to tell.

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    • superkret@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      DIRK

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  • growsomethinggood@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Counterpoint: a greater number have touched a vagina (but that framing doesn’t obsess over a woman’s sexual purity, so, clearly less important)

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    • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Everyone has touched a vagina. You at least passed one on the way out.

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      • samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Not people who were born via Caesarean.

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    • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Counter counter point: a great number of dicks have touched a vagina

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      • Infynis@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Present company excluded

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  • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mine has also been up to the wrist in vagina, with moderate colon (limited to the digits). I let people know this before they shake my hand, in the spirit of transparency.

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  • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Never thought about it but obviously everyman has had a dick in his hand for obvious reasons. And all females old enough for sexual interactions have had one in their hand. This is now stuck in my head. The next time I shake the hand of a woman I am going to wonder how many dicks she has had in that hand.

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    • MossyFeathers@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hey, uh, don’t refer to male humans as “men” and then female humans as “females” like that. It’s kinda dehumanizing.

      Like, I get calling men, “males” and women “females”, because I’ll do that sometimes (I claim fur-brain as my defense, because calling anthro characters “man” or “woman” is weird); but try not to do the thing where you say “men” then “females” as if we’re a complete different species. That’s… just… not appropriate in a normal context.

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      • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        “male” and “female” are more appropriate as adjectives than nouns

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    • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      everyman

      females

      Everywomen/everymales

      all [women] old enough for sexual interactions have had one in their hand.

      Nah.

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    • TheDoozer@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Gonna has to go piece by piece through this:

      obviously everyman has had a dick in his hand for obvious reasons.

      This line is trans-exclusive, which would probably be given a pass by all but the most ardent trans-inclusive commenters, but still not great.

      And all females

      Dude. There are some times when an argument is made that saying “females” is not inherently objectifying, especially in a scientific, military, or other setting where people are categorized that way, with the significant difference being consistency (e.g. man/woman, male/female, etc). Using one then the other strips all that away and makes it seem like referring to women as “females” is just your normal tendency, which strongly suggests the objectifying behavior.

      And all females old enough for sexual interactions have had one in their hand.

      This is just obviously wrong, as plenty of lesbians, asexual people, or those with lack of access to sexual connections with others have not had a dick in their hands, and that is not an insignificant percentage of women, I’d imagine.

      The next time I shake the hand of a woman I am going to wonder how many dicks she has had in that hand.

      As if to underline the “females” comment, it’s pretty telling that you feel it worth mentioning that you’re going to wonder how many dicks were in the hands of women, but not men (especially funny since any man you meet has most likely had a dick in his hand more recently than a woman).

      Sometimes it is difficult to notice your own biases, so I hope this makes you think about what leads you toward thinking like this, and just general self-reflection.

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      • socsa@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        And some men sit to pee

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    • growsomethinggood@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Bruh forgot about trans people, lesbians, and asexuals

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      • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        show me where it says lesbians can’t love cock

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    • apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There are so many issues with this comment. Judgy and naïve in the best interpretation.

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    • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Men/Women Male/Female

      Those are the pairings you wanted. But, for fun, try swapping them next time and see what kind of attitude folks get.

      Male/Women

      Do it. Rustle some jimmies.

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    • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      LOL. The politically correct police are on your ass tonight!

      I cannot believe the seriousness of these replies. What is it the kids say? “Touch grass”?

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      • superkret@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Pretty sure it’s “eat ass”.

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      • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It is amazing how so many people cannot simply joke around. Politics so consume their lives every single thing in life is viewed only in that context. And not only cannot they not simply joke around they are on a mission to impose their views on anyone who disagrees with them. What a sad way to go through life. Social media in general is all a joke. And this group specifically is all about just getting a laugh.

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    • not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      bro is gonna loose it when he learns about lesbians

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      • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Honestly curious about this. I don’t think that people turn into homosexuals. They either are or aren’t at birth. But in the case of lesbians, which you raised, I wonder how many have at least once experimented with at least one hetero interaction which would involve penis holding

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Skin renews every vew days.

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    • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Mine has a dick in it pretty regularly. The point is still valid…

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      • Sternburgexport@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The fact you said “a dick” and not “my dick” 🤨

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    • jol@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So what? And I also wash my hands regularly. The point still stands. It’s not gross, it’s just a fact.

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      • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I just stated a fact too.

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      • Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Ah but is it still the same hand?

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Some have even tested the depths of a twat or two

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    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It has to vary from person to person but I’ve never seen a sexual guide that discusses how deep in inches the canal is

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  • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Almost” is a bit optimistic. Are femcels getting office jobs these days?

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    • frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Some people are straight and left handed. Typically shake with your right.

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      • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Do they also use the computer mouse with their right hand?

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  • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As all things should be (unless unwanted)

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  • Earflap@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thank god

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  • DNU@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    thats why i dont shake hands anymore.

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    • ColdSideOfYourPillow@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is why I force everyone to let me shake their hand

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    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Me too. When in a social situation where it unavoidable I do it but then always wonder how many dicks has this hand handled

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    While I was shaking it.

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  • 4oreman@lemy.lol ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    profound.

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