Sternburgexport
@Sternburgexport@feddit.org
- Comment on How was your valentines day weekend? 5 days ago:
I just non chalantly opened a rule 34 link on the train. Just send me to horny jail.
- Comment on Ah shit, here we go again 5 days ago:
My feed is full of these memes which perfectly sums up my mood after 2,5h of sleep and having to cycle to work at -9°C.
I’m still trying to figure out if that’s funny or depressing.
- Comment on Good morning I choose creativity and recycling. 2 weeks ago:
And microplastic
- Comment on The public is not happy I'm out of the basement as well 3 weeks ago:
How it feels leaving the festival and being among normal people again.
- Comment on not sure what to do with this 3 weeks ago:
Wählt Die PARTEI, denn sie ist sehr gut.
- Comment on The Mummy is a masterpiece 5 weeks ago:
Oops
- Comment on Time travel is easy, it's just lame 5 weeks ago:
I’ll travel several hours into the future and it only takes me one bottle of vodka.
- Comment on rarted 1 month ago:
I get why this is really ironic and funny but it still feels wrong to laugh at
- Comment on There was a time when everyone had common sense 1 month ago:
And asbestos in the walls? And said cigarettes were healthy?
- Comment on If you are a young person you have no idea how bad everyone and everything smelled until at least the 1990s. 1 month ago:
Since my colleagues have missed the invention of Deodorant and washing themselves I’d beg to differ.
- Comment on Le Reddit Army is Here 1 month ago:
Turns out hating on conservatists and praising ceo killers is too much of a popular opinion for that sub, is that what they want to say?
- Comment on Don't worry, my computer phone will remember things for me. 1 month ago:
Bake food first and yourself second
- Comment on Stop wasting money on shrinks and drugs - read this book 1 month ago:
Surprise, it’s both!
- Comment on Great tee shirt with words of wisdom that I bet you never realized 2 months ago:
The fact you said “a dick” and not “my dick” 🤨
- Comment on steal his look 2 months ago:
He absolutely did and the thought of him just casually bikong away from an Assassination is just too fucking funny.
- Comment on steal his look 2 months ago:
From what I’ve heard NYPD cops are useless anyway
- Comment on steal his look 2 months ago:
Who would win?
43 billion dollar
One bikey boy
- Comment on steal his look 2 months ago:
So I‘m a bit ootl here and I‘m trying to understand what so tell if I‘m wrong, but from what I understand this guy shot this CEO of a million dollar health insurance and just fucking biked away?
- Comment on Forgot your moms azz 2 months ago:
Me looking in the oven if my pizza is done, but I’m still the only one who’s baked.
- Comment on "The **Most open** Operating System" 2 months ago:
Ugh, if most of my shit would actually run on Linux I would’ve switched years ago…
- Comment on This world is cruel… 2 months ago:
I‘m multiple times on both ends.
The only balance I have in my life.
- Comment on New mobile features are sh*t these days 3 months ago:
What kinda features do you honestly expect? Phones can basically already do everything these days. Of course the most noteable difference is CPU speed but you don’t need a new one for that every year, or do you upgrade your PC as soon as a new CPU or graphics card hit the market?
- Comment on Be happy if you woke up today and your throat didn’t hurt. 3 months ago:
Yes it is, I fucking hate autumn and winter.
- Comment on Oof 5 months ago:
At least wash your car if you’re taking her out
- Comment on Everyday... 5 months ago:
What a shitload of fuck
- Comment on This took me a great deal of strength to publicly acknowledge 5 months ago:
It’s ok, this a safe space.
- Comment on Level 5 Gyatttttt 5 months ago:
Just run me over with a bus or something idk JUST MAKE IT STOP!
- Comment on Veggitale facts 5 months ago:
Incorrect.
The US are 50 failed states.
- Comment on Go already 5 months ago:
How is standing in traffic a real thing? Mfer just pass everyone on your bike!
- Comment on Pizza 5 months ago:
NTA Dump her immediatly