steal his look

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• Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  It would be funny if everyone in NY just started dressing like this for a few days.

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  • EleventhHour@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    A huge amount of people in New York already dressed this way, lol

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  • Glitterbomb@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    At the very least there should be one of those pfp filter things that puts anyone’s face into the photos NYPD released. Meme remix the wanted posters so you can’t even find the original

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  • Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    A real ‘I am Spartacus’ moment.

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• intresteph@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Dang, he has style and money.

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  • Bezier@suppo.fi ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I guess a good hitman isn’t gonna be cheap

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    • Gork@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Best one this side of the Mississippi.

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• IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Well how am I supposed to afford this when I’m six figures in medical debt?

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  Not really in debt, just wanna make a joke mmkay?

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• Sternburgexport@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  So I‘m a bit ootl here and I‘m trying to understand what so tell if I‘m wrong, but from what I understand this guy shot this CEO of a million dollar health insurance and just fucking biked away?

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  • caboose2006@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    43 billion dollar health insurance company. And yes. It was the most casual shooting I’ve ever seen on the internet. It was well planned at the very least.

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    • MsPenguinette@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      This guy is making it look so easy

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    • Sternburgexport@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Who would win?

      43 billion dollar

      One bikey boy

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  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The silencer made it so no big panic broke out, so he was kinda just able to walk off i guess. There cant be cops everywhere, so if you just leave immediately, its going to be hard for cops to catch up with the information flow.

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    • BigPotato@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I mean, the woman who was right next to the CEO understandably freaked and bolted but yeah.

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    • Sternburgexport@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      From what I’ve heard NYPD cops are useless anyway

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  • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    On a rental bike, supposedly.

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    • phdepressed@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Wouldn’t a rental be traceable through simple billing unless it was stolen?

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    • guy_threepwood@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Pretty sure the bike hire company confirmed that wasn’t the case

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  • tombruzzo@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Think of the traffic in NY. Where would you park? And you’re just going to get in a car to sit in traffic?

    Bro made a perfect getaway

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    • Justas@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I was always surprised how getting away from a crime scene with a bicycle isn’t more popular. It’s faster and easier than running and you can use paths that cars can’t easily get to.

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    • Sternburgexport@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      He absolutely did and the thought of him just casually bikong away from an Assassination is just too fucking funny.

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  • inv3r510n@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    A bike is the perfect getaway vehicle in a city.

    In my state someone robbed a bank in our largest city and got away on bike and I believe is still out there not found.

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• tombruzzo@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I think he was on a much more expensive bike. Easily a high end Trek, or a BMC, S-Works, or a Campagnolo

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  • boonhet@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Nah it was a Peloton

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  • todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I love how all the people stanning for this guy are doing tons of work to help identify him with shit like this. Keep it up, lol.

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    • boonhet@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Interesting, because I thought people were saying random shit that’s mostly not true at all

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    • eran_morad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Wait, you’re serious. You actually think this shitpost has useful info. Lol!

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• the_crotch@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Was this dude really wearing thousand dollar shoes? His outfit may have cost more than the CEO he shot

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  • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I suspect OP has made most of this up, or at best guessed.

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  • sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    This meme makes fun of those automated website ads that sell you bullshit that’s tenuously related to the content on the website

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• slickgoat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Maybe Bruce Wayne reversed his policy on forearms?

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  • xavier666@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    What’s wrong with having some good strong forearms?

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    • slickgoat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Damn, this always happens to me when I don’t put me specs on?

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• feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  can’t afford that

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