Dang, he has style and money.
steal his look
Submitted 5 months ago by sus@programming.dev to [deleted]
https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/06e9a609-57f3-4871-845f-ea9ae4fa760c.jpeg
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intresteph@discuss.online 5 months ago
Bezier@suppo.fi 5 months ago
I guess a good hitman isn’t gonna be cheap
Gork@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Best one this side of the Mississippi.
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Well how am I supposed to afford this when I’m six figures in medical debt?
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Not really in debt, just wanna make a joke mmkay?
Sternburgexport@feddit.org 5 months ago
So I‘m a bit ootl here and I‘m trying to understand what so tell if I‘m wrong, but from what I understand this guy shot this CEO of a million dollar health insurance and just fucking biked away?
caboose2006@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
43 billion dollar health insurance company. And yes. It was the most casual shooting I’ve ever seen on the internet. It was well planned at the very least.
MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 5 months ago
This guy is making it look so easy
Sternburgexport@feddit.org 5 months ago
Who would win?
43 billion dollar
One bikey boy
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
The silencer made it so no big panic broke out, so he was kinda just able to walk off i guess. There cant be cops everywhere, so if you just leave immediately, its going to be hard for cops to catch up with the information flow.
BigPotato@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I mean, the woman who was right next to the CEO understandably freaked and bolted but yeah.
Sternburgexport@feddit.org 5 months ago
From what I’ve heard NYPD cops are useless anyway
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 5 months ago
On a rental bike, supposedly.
phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Wouldn’t a rental be traceable through simple billing unless it was stolen?
guy_threepwood@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Pretty sure the bike hire company confirmed that wasn’t the case
tombruzzo@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Think of the traffic in NY. Where would you park? And you’re just going to get in a car to sit in traffic?
Bro made a perfect getaway
Justas@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
I was always surprised how getting away from a crime scene with a bicycle isn’t more popular. It’s faster and easier than running and you can use paths that cars can’t easily get to.
Sternburgexport@feddit.org 5 months ago
He absolutely did and the thought of him just casually bikong away from an Assassination is just too fucking funny.
inv3r510n@lemmy.world 5 months ago
A bike is the perfect getaway vehicle in a city.
In my state someone robbed a bank in our largest city and got away on bike and I believe is still out there not found.
tombruzzo@lemm.ee 5 months ago
I think he was on a much more expensive bike. Easily a high end Trek, or a BMC, S-Works, or a Campagnolo
boonhet@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Nah it was a Peloton
todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 5 months ago
I love how all the people stanning for this guy are doing tons of work to help identify him with shit like this. Keep it up, lol.
boonhet@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Interesting, because I thought people were saying random shit that’s mostly not true at all
eran_morad@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Wait, you’re serious. You actually think this shitpost has useful info. Lol!
the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Was this dude really wearing thousand dollar shoes? His outfit may have cost more than the CEO he shot
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 5 months ago
I suspect OP has made most of this up, or at best guessed.
sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
This meme makes fun of those automated website ads that sell you bullshit that’s tenuously related to the content on the website
slickgoat@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Maybe Bruce Wayne reversed his policy on forearms?
xavier666@lemm.ee 5 months ago
What’s wrong with having some good strong forearms?
slickgoat@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Damn, this always happens to me when I don’t put me specs on?
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 5 months ago
can’t afford that
Donkter@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It would be funny if everyone in NY just started dressing like this for a few days.
EleventhHour@lemmy.world 5 months ago
A huge amount of people in New York already dressed this way, lol
Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 5 months ago
At the very least there should be one of those pfp filter things that puts anyone’s face into the photos NYPD released. Meme remix the wanted posters so you can’t even find the original
Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 5 months ago
A real ‘I am Spartacus’ moment.