And most of these would taste the same. Cheap and tasting strongly of vinegar.
Anon gets home from a long day at work
Submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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hOrni@lemmy.world 11 months ago
nickhammes@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Fewer than you think, I’d bet.
This person clearly likes hot sauce, and buys a lot of it. Maybe they just buy literally everything, but maybe they’re more selective. I’d bet some of them are fermented, and some are lighter on the vinegar taste, even if they water it down a bit to focus on the pepper flavor. It isn’t that hard to make even a cheap sauce not taste too overwhelmingly of vinegar
Comment105@lemm.ee 11 months ago
This guy ain’t selective.
Look at his selection.
mlg@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The funniest part is franks redhot ends up being better because it’s designed to be cheap and vinegary anyway lol.
Not a big fan of smokey sauces either where it feels like they just mixed in liquid smoke and some chili powder.
zod000@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Accurate. I love hot sauces, but I have had to tell friends and family to never buy me hot sauce because chances are it will suck or be samey. Especially those gift packs they push around the holidays.
Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I used to keep a collection, until I found ones I liked. Now I have about 8 different types that are best for different foods.
Some are definitely cheap and vinegar (which go great on fried chicken), some are earthy and barely sour for soups.
Overall though, few sauces that aren’t gigantic commercial varieties taste similar. Even Frank’s, crystals, Texas Pete and Louisiana all have distinct flavors
Good_morning@lemmynsfw.com 11 months ago
Exactly this! I keep a handful of different sauces for different foods, and I started making my own to fill in the gaps.
Deceptichum@quokk.au 11 months ago
And I would eat them all.
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
Honestly if I seen that after a long day at work, I’m walking through it.
Delphia@lemmy.world 11 months ago
"…Kid I’m gonna go back outside and give you exactly 2 minutes to make me a path… "
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
Neighbors cat gets spooked by its own shadow, runs out the door, down the stairs, tripping over all the bottles, causing the house and neighborhood to be pepper sprayed by the breath of satan
SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If you’re going to be stupid, be smart about it. Only the right side should be used. Use caution cones. Idk. Or just don’t do it.
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
If you’re going to be stupid, be smart about it.
If only t’wer so simple.
Empricorn@feddit.nl 11 months ago
But 'twas!
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 11 months ago
In my walkup? Wtf is a walkup?
Frog@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
An apartment complex with stairs and without an elevator.
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ah, thank you
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Is it more common in some areas vs others? I’ve never heard the term used in real life, but I understood it from context.
quinceyBones@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
So the entire complex is named that or just the stairwell?
Lumidaub@feddit.org 11 months ago
Why does one have a collection of hot sauce? I can deal with the concept of a collection of hot sauce BOTTLES.
mosiacmango@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Y’all dont have condiments in your house?
This guy found one he likes and just kept going.
Lumidaub@feddit.org 11 months ago
Well yes but how much condiment can he use? Can he even use all of it before ot goes bad? And does he even use them? Because using them means he’ll run out eventually, making his collection incomplete.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 11 months ago
indie_wall@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Kid’s got issues.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
They should have left a path on the left side as you go up. Reason being it’s easier to balance going up than going down, and the majority of the population has a stronger right hand to grip the rail.
rumba@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Pretty much everything there is expired Some of those are so bad, it might have improved them.
todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 11 months ago
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
bottle rolls down the stairs test.
Treczoks@lemmy.world 11 months ago
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Climb up somehow.
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Get a broom.
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Empty the staircase.
lunsjentilanette@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
- Get a broom
- Empty the staircase
- Climb up easily by using the now empty stairs
Treczoks@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That would be the order if he was coming from the top. From the bottom, as photographed, this is a bit more of a problem.
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LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 11 months ago
He can slide up the rail which is also a good workout. Anons are fat and have pimples and the workout will help with one of these things.
samus12345@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Those bottles on the right are getting kicked to the side.
savedbythezsh@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Original post with high res image, for those curious: old.reddit.com/…/lined_up_all_my_hot_sauce_collec…
renzev@lemmy.world 10 months ago
based old.reddit.com user
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 11 months ago
All that and no Reggae Reggae sauce?
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Imagine running downstairs excitedly not knowing that any of this is there. You trip on a thousand little bottles crashing down the stairs, getting cut, scraped and basically opened up everywhere by broken glass and every opening getting filled with Carolina Reaper, Jamaican, Thai Chili, Texas barbecue and Louisiana Gumbo hot sauce. You smash your face on a bottle Mama’s Concentrated Habanero sauce, you’re in so much pain and scream out as a combination of Hank’s Red Hot and Amanda’s Hellfire go pouring into your mouth and nose. You can’t see because a bottle of Mexican Tabasco broke on your forehead and now the mixture of your own blood and thick red sauce is slowly pouring into your eyes.
You breathe in once, scream and then pass out drowning in hot sauce.
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
Disco Elysium shit right there lmao
quick, someone think up a quippy headline for the obituary
Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Hot sauce, cold death
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
The stairwell turns into one of those rescuer death traps like monoxide filled ground tanks.
An EMT runs in, screams when the wall of pain hits his lungs. No sound escaping his lungs as he drops unconcious from shock.
Not responsing, the emergency services send in more EMTs, all of them getting instantly deliciously marinated in the fumes of hell incarnate with a hint of garlic and mango
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Eddie Murphy’s set about falling down the stairs remade by Michael Bay.
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 11 months ago
I would rest easy knowing I destroyed this assholes hot sauce collection.