Anon gets home from a long day at work

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Imagine running downstairs excitedly not knowing that any of this is there. You trip on a thousand little bottles crashing down the stairs, getting cut, scraped and basically opened up everywhere by broken glass and every opening getting filled with Carolina Reaper, Jamaican, Thai Chili, Texas barbecue and Louisiana Gumbo hot sauce. You smash your face on a bottle Mama’s Concentrated Habanero sauce, you’re in so much pain and scream out as a combination of Hank’s Red Hot and Amanda’s Hellfire go pouring into your mouth and nose. You can’t see because a bottle of Mexican Tabasco broke on your forehead and now the mixture of your own blood and thick red sauce is slowly pouring into your eyes.

  You breathe in once, scream and then pass out drowning in hot sauce.

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  • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Disco Elysium shit right there lmao

    quick, someone think up a quippy headline for the obituary

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    • Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hot sauce, cold death

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  • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The stairwell turns into one of those rescuer death traps like monoxide filled ground tanks.

    An EMT runs in, screams when the wall of pain hits his lungs. No sound escaping his lungs as he drops unconcious from shock.

    Not responsing, the emergency services send in more EMTs, all of them getting instantly deliciously marinated in the fumes of hell incarnate with a hint of garlic and mango

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  • Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Eddie Murphy’s set about falling down the stairs remade by Michael Bay.

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• todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Me, who needs to walk down these stairs.

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  And most of these would taste the same. Cheap and tasting strongly of vinegar.

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  • mlg@lemmy.world ⁨56⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    The funniest part is franks redhot ends up being better because it’s designed to be cheap and vinegary anyway lol.

    Not a big fan of smokey sauces either where it feels like they just mixed in liquid smoke and some chili powder.

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  • zod000@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Accurate. I love hot sauces, but I have had to tell friends and family to never buy me hot sauce because chances are it will suck or be samey. Especially those gift packs they push around the holidays.

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  • Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I used to keep a collection, until I found ones I liked. Now I have about 8 different types that are best for different foods.

    Some are definitely cheap and vinegar (which go great on fried chicken), some are earthy and barely sour for soups.

    Overall though, few sauces that aren’t gigantic commercial varieties taste similar. Even Frank’s, crystals, Texas Pete and Louisiana all have distinct flavors

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  • nickhammes@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fewer than you think, I’d bet.

    This person clearly likes hot sauce, and buys a lot of it. Maybe they just buy literally everything, but maybe they’re more selective. I’d bet some of them are fermented, and some are lighter on the vinegar taste, even if they water it down a bit to focus on the pepper flavor. It isn’t that hard to make even a cheap sauce not taste too overwhelmingly of vinegar

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    • Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨59⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      This guy ain’t selective.

      Look at his selection.

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  • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And I would eat them all.

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• jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Honestly if I seen that after a long day at work, I’m walking through it.

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• SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Neighbors cat gets spooked by its own shadow, runs out the door, down the stairs, tripping over all the bottles, causing the house and neighborhood to be pepper sprayed by the breath of satan

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• SendMePhotos@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If you’re going to be stupid, be smart about it. Only the right side should be used. Use caution cones. Idk. Or just don’t do it.

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  • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you’re going to be stupid, be smart about it.

    If only t’wer so simple.

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    • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      But 'twas!

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• pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  bottle rolls down the stairs test.

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• Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Why does one have a collection of hot sauce? I can deal with the concept of a collection of hot sauce BOTTLES.

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  • mosiacmango@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Y’all dont have condiments in your house?

    This guy found one he likes and just kept going.

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    • Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Well yes but how much condiment can he use? Can he even use all of it before ot goes bad? And does he even use them? Because using them means he’ll run out eventually, making his collection incomplete.

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• Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  In my walkup? Wtf is a walkup?

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  • Frog@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    An apartment complex with stairs and without an elevator.

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    • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ah, thank you

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• indie_wall@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Kid’s got issues.

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• Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They should have left a path on the left side as you go up. Reason being it’s easier to balance going up than going down, and the majority of the population has a stronger right hand to grip the rail.

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