You may not like it, but this is peak male performance:
"I never asked for this"
Submitted 5 months ago by Gork@lemm.ee to [deleted]
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synapse1278@lemmy.world 5 months ago
lemmur@szmer.info 5 months ago
This is a right arm
BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 5 months ago
its a mirror pic
lowleveldata@lemmy.world 5 months ago
oh come on. Women can’t be so different that they don’t want a badass prosthetic arm.
Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Case in point, Noble-2
OmegaMouse@pawb.social 5 months ago
idealotus@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Barrett and Tears of the Kingdom Link don’t count because they have prosthetic right hands/arms.
YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Finn too
skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Finn didn’t need a badass prosthetic left arm because the cure to male loneliness is Jake the Dog.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Yeah look at RoboCop he’s all prosthetic, never lonely
Dasus@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Madison420@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It’s figuratively cutting your ability to do evil from your body. Left hand evil, right hand good, it’s why nuns used to get upset about left handedness.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 months ago
My dad was beat as a child by nuns for being left-handed. Now he writes with his right hand and does everything else with his left.
johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Don’t think any of these characters are exactly role models.
onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Running around the local grocery store with a cardboard box over my body so I can hide from other people isn’t something to aspire to? Color me alert and shocked, at about 99.99% approximately.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 5 months ago
And one of them is brainwashed into thinking he’s someone else.
JaymesRS@literature.cafe 5 months ago
Makes The Stranger easier for sure…
Ma10gan@slrpnk.net 5 months ago
ramble81@lemm.ee 5 months ago
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Maybe also both legs?
Insert crusty Anakin here
Num10ck@lemmy.world 5 months ago
i was gonna mention Ash from Evil Dead but the chainsaw is his right arm.
sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
And he ends up alone in all three movies. Meme holds up.
Snowclone@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Sekiro and Guts are about as not OK as you can get.
centipede_powder@lemmy.world 5 months ago
The permeant stranger
MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Yeah your bionic left arm could also be your wife. So you’ll never be alone
Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
jacksilver@lemmy.world 5 months ago
What a weird game/premise.
!That the arm was his wife was such a odd twist!<
trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 5 months ago
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
It worked for Finn
randy@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Excuse me, that was Finn’s right arm.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Sorry, he’s almost always facing me
gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
It doesn’t seem like it could hurt, unless when masturbating.
odium@programming.dev 5 months ago
get a modular prosthetic where you can swap out the hand part with various extensions. With the right extensions, you’ll be better off than the ppl with natural arms.
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 5 months ago
Just get a bionic weiner while you’re at it.
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
I think I’d miss my old one
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
That’s why it didn’t work out for the dude in Texhnolyze, they replaced his right arm
SparrowHawk@feddit.it 5 months ago
Well, more like a symptom given these examples…
nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 5 months ago
I’ve got a robot hand! youtu.be/wvpcsDQ-Jtw
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’d personally prefer it to be my right arm but beggars can’t be choosers.
That_Devil_Girl@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
We need courses that teach males how to be men. Not the BS toxic stuff, but teach them how to be decent human beings in society.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 months ago
I can’t do it with a single hand, and I’m afraid I’ll rip it of with my prosthetic hand.
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Yes because then it feels like someone else is doing it to you
horse_tranquilizers@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
I’d want an robotic tentacle
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 months ago
No, it’s the result.
tomcatt360@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
Don’t forget our man Jet!A full-body shot of Jet Black from Cowboy Bebop holding a pistol
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Man, I miss Cowboy Bebop. What an amazing anime.
JaymesRS@literature.cafe 5 months ago
I bet someone could make a good live action adaptation. It’s too bad NO ONE has ever tried.