"I never asked for this"

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• tomcatt360@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Don’t forget our man Jet!A full-body shot of Jet Black from Cowboy Bebop holding a pistol

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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Man, I miss Cowboy Bebop. What an amazing anime.

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    • JaymesRS@literature.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I bet someone could make a good live action adaptation. It’s too bad NO ONE has ever tried.

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• synapse1278@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You may not like it, but this is peak male performance:

  Finn the human

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  • lemmur@szmer.info ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This is a right arm

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    • BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      its a mirror pic

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• lowleveldata@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  oh come on. Women can’t be so different that they don’t want a badass prosthetic arm.

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  • Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Case in point, Noble-2

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    • OmegaMouse@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      And Billie Lurk from the Dishonored DLC!

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• idealotus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Barrett and Tears of the Kingdom Link don’t count because they have prosthetic right hands/arms.

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  • YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Finn too

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    • skulblaka@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Finn didn’t need a badass prosthetic left arm because the cure to male loneliness is Jake the Dog.

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• SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Yeah look at RoboCop he’s all prosthetic, never lonely

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• centipede_powder@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The permeant stranger

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• Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• Madison420@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s figuratively cutting your ability to do evil from your body. Left hand evil, right hand good, it’s why nuns used to get upset about left handedness.

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    My dad was beat as a child by nuns for being left-handed. Now he writes with his right hand and does everything else with his left.

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• johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Don’t think any of these characters are exactly role models.

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  • onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Running around the local grocery store with a cardboard box over my body so I can hide from other people isn’t something to aspire to? Color me alert and shocked, at about 99.99% approximately.

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  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    And one of them is brainwashed into thinking he’s someone else.

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    IDK about the rest but Gutz is pretty good.

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• JaymesRS@literature.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Makes The Stranger easier for sure…

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• MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Yeah your bionic left arm could also be your wife. So you’ll never be alone

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• Ma10gan@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• ramble81@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Or could go with Both arms

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  • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Maybe also both legs?

    Insert crusty Anakin here

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• Num10ck@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  i was gonna mention Ash from Evil Dead but the chainsaw is his right arm.

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  • sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    And he ends up alone in all three movies. Meme holds up.

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• Snowclone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Sekiro and Guts are about as not OK as you can get.

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• Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  Maybe this isn’t a good idea.

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  • jacksilver@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What a weird game/premise.

    !That the arm was his wife was such a odd twist!<

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• trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Until suddenly, one day

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• ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It worked for Finn

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  • randy@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Excuse me, that was Finn’s right arm.

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    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Sorry, he’s almost always facing me

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• gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  They might be into something

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• Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It doesn’t seem like it could hurt, unless when masturbating.

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  • odium@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    get a modular prosthetic where you can swap out the hand part with various extensions. With the right extensions, you’ll be better off than the ppl with natural arms.

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  • lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Just get a bionic weiner while you’re at it.

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    • Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I think I’d miss my old one

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• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s why it didn’t work out for the dude in Texhnolyze, they replaced his right arm

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• SparrowHawk@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Well, more like a symptom given these examples…

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• nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’ve got a robot hand! youtu.be/wvpcsDQ-Jtw

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• ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’d personally prefer it to be my right arm but beggars can’t be choosers.

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• MrNesser@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m a righty myself

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  • burgersc12@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Edward…

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I can’t do it with a single hand, and I’m afraid I’ll rip it of with my prosthetic hand.

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• QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Yes because then it feels like someone else is doing it to you

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• horse_tranquilizers@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’d want an robotic tentacle

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  No, it’s the result.

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