You may not like it, but this is peak male performance:
"I never asked for this"
Submitted 11 months ago by Gork@lemm.ee to [deleted]
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synapse1278@lemmy.world 11 months ago
lemmur@szmer.info 11 months ago
This is a right arm
BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 11 months ago
its a mirror pic
lowleveldata@lemmy.world 11 months ago
oh come on. Women can’t be so different that they don’t want a badass prosthetic arm.
Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Case in point, Noble-2
OmegaMouse@pawb.social 11 months ago
idealotus@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Barrett and Tears of the Kingdom Link don’t count because they have prosthetic right hands/arms.
YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Finn too
skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Finn didn’t need a badass prosthetic left arm because the cure to male loneliness is Jake the Dog.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yeah look at RoboCop he’s all prosthetic, never lonely
Dasus@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Madison420@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s figuratively cutting your ability to do evil from your body. Left hand evil, right hand good, it’s why nuns used to get upset about left handedness.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 11 months ago
My dad was beat as a child by nuns for being left-handed. Now he writes with his right hand and does everything else with his left.
johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Don’t think any of these characters are exactly role models.
onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Running around the local grocery store with a cardboard box over my body so I can hide from other people isn’t something to aspire to? Color me alert and shocked, at about 99.99% approximately.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 11 months ago
And one of them is brainwashed into thinking he’s someone else.
JaymesRS@literature.cafe 11 months ago
Makes The Stranger easier for sure…
Ma10gan@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
ramble81@lemm.ee 11 months ago
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Maybe also both legs?
Insert crusty Anakin here
Num10ck@lemmy.world 11 months ago
i was gonna mention Ash from Evil Dead but the chainsaw is his right arm.
sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
And he ends up alone in all three movies. Meme holds up.
Snowclone@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Sekiro and Guts are about as not OK as you can get.
centipede_powder@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The permeant stranger
MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Yeah your bionic left arm could also be your wife. So you’ll never be alone
Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
jacksilver@lemmy.world 11 months ago
What a weird game/premise.
!That the arm was his wife was such a odd twist!<
trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 11 months ago
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
It worked for Finn
randy@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Excuse me, that was Finn’s right arm.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Sorry, he’s almost always facing me
gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
It doesn’t seem like it could hurt, unless when masturbating.
odium@programming.dev 11 months ago
get a modular prosthetic where you can swap out the hand part with various extensions. With the right extensions, you’ll be better off than the ppl with natural arms.
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 11 months ago
Just get a bionic weiner while you’re at it.
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
I think I’d miss my old one
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
That’s why it didn’t work out for the dude in Texhnolyze, they replaced his right arm
SparrowHawk@feddit.it 11 months ago
Well, more like a symptom given these examples…
nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
I’ve got a robot hand! youtu.be/wvpcsDQ-Jtw
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’d personally prefer it to be my right arm but beggars can’t be choosers.
That_Devil_Girl@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
We need courses that teach males how to be men. Not the BS toxic stuff, but teach them how to be decent human beings in society.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I can’t do it with a single hand, and I’m afraid I’ll rip it of with my prosthetic hand.
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Yes because then it feels like someone else is doing it to you
horse_tranquilizers@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I’d want an robotic tentacle
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
No, it’s the result.
tomcatt360@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Don’t forget our man Jet!A full-body shot of Jet Black from Cowboy Bebop holding a pistol
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Man, I miss Cowboy Bebop. What an amazing anime.
JaymesRS@literature.cafe 11 months ago
I bet someone could make a good live action adaptation. It’s too bad NO ONE has ever tried.