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where the magic happens owo

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Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • interrobang@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I fix software on these things! No one ever quite gets what I do for work, it’s nice to run across in the wild.

    I feel seen lol

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    • clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What do they do?

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      • phdepressed@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Top left is a thermal cycler. Basically it heats and cools samples at a given rate. This is primarily used for generic PCR, and certain enzymatic reactions. Top right is the fancier version of this, it is for qPCR, so it can do the heating and cooling and has a laser/detector for the dye or probe that reacts to generating more dna with each PCR cycle so you can quantify approximately how much of the target DNA you had.

        Bottom right is a luminex. This uses detection of fluorophore signals to measure multiple analyates, usually different proteins.

        Idk what bottom left is.

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      • interrobang@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Some kinda lab work, maybe blood chem or urinalysis. I should clarify that since I’m a software person I don’t even know what they do, really, I just fix it when they stop transmitting lab test results to the database.

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      beige box where the magic happens

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  • superkret@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’ll need a PhD to be allowed to push the “on” button though.
    And then go back to the office to write grant applications for a month.
    To buy the next beige box.

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  • allywilson@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This used to be IT in the early 2000s

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    Beige as far as the eye could see (in a data centre)

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    • neidu3@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, I came here to air my hypothesis that lab hardware trends lag behind consumer computers by about 25-30 years.

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      • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Are you saying there used to be woodgrain lab hardware?

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      • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        So it’s almost time for teal, orange et other fun colors, mixed with translucent plastic lab équipement?

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    • mayo_cider@hexbear.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nowadays it’s a lot more of dark mode, which is a shame (especially since our software still doesn’t have it)

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    • tempest@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m waiting for it come back in to style. I’ve pitched getting beige racks with this on the side en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jazz_(design)

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      • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        woah dude, that’s far out

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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Honestly, I think it was so ugly it was beautiful.

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      • Kratzkopf@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        There is also this particular tone of light brownish green which is on so many industrial tools like drill presses, table top saws and so on. I kinda dig it

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    • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Were we still using 3.5” floppies in the early 2000s?

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      • allywilson@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh yes, I was using a 3.5" floppy disk drive with a USB connector in 2007 to kick off imaging on desktop machines as no one could get the ghost boot server working.

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  • helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But do you have magic box where the beige happens?

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    • Chefdano3@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s at home Depot.

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  • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    *very expensive beige box

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    • Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Gun! Where we shoot the people who break the beige box where the magic happens.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Which beige box will turn me into a femboy?

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    • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This one

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      • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Leave the bottle…

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  • fanbois@hexbear.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We had a bright orange magic box that was connected to a beige windows 95 box that you were never allowed to turn off because nobody knew if it would survive a reboot and there was no software for the orange box for a more modern setup. Almost felt an like arcane ritual, typing in the command lines to get it to work.

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    • areyouevenreal@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Could honestly try a virtual machine or an emulator at that point. Would be worth a shot.

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      • psud@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        My workplace was still using DOS machines (386s) in 2015 to format letters. It couldn’t be emulated as the critical component was an ISA card

        One of the pieces of work I worked on was diverting the data stream aimed at that letter system and translating it to go via our more modern correspondence system

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    • can@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No power outages?

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      • Trollception@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Probably plugged into some sort of UPS or the building has backup power.

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  • henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Most of ours used to be white!

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  • TankieTanuki@hexbear.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Available in the Thermo Fisher catalog for $39,900,800.00 each.

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  • Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Science was cooler when you had to use a screwdriver.

    (This ad paid for by Demon Core Ltc.)

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  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Johnny Ives would have gotten rid of all those nasty bevels.

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