You’ll need a PhD to be allowed to push the “on” button though.
And then go back to the office to write grant applications for a month.
To buy the next beige box.
where the magic happens owo
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superkret@feddit.org 3 hours ago
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 hours ago
interrobang@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 hours ago
I fix software on these things! No one ever quite gets what I do for work, it’s nice to run across in the wild.
I feel seen lol
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
What do they do?
phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
Top left is a thermal cycler. Basically it heats and cools samples at a given rate. This is primarily used for generic PCR, and certain enzymatic reactions. Top right is the fancier version of this, it is for qPCR, so it can do the heating and cooling and has a laser/detector for the dye or probe that reacts to generating more dna with each PCR cycle so you can quantify approximately how much of the target DNA you had.
Bottom right is a luminex. This uses detection of fluorophore signals to measure multiple analyates, usually different proteins.
Idk what bottom left is.
interrobang@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 hours ago
Some kinda lab work, maybe blood chem or urinalysis. I should clarify that since I’m a software person I don’t even know what they do, really, I just fix it when they stop transmitting lab test results to the database.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 hours ago
allywilson@lemmy.ml 6 hours ago
jaybone@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Were we still using 3.5” floppies in the early 2000s?
neidu3@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
Yeah, I came here to air my hypothesis that lab hardware trends lag behind consumer computers by about 25-30 years.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 hour ago
Are you saying there used to be woodgrain lab hardware?
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 hour ago
Honestly, I think it was so ugly it was beautiful.
mayo_cider@hexbear.net 5 hours ago
Nowadays it’s a lot more of dark mode, which is a shame (especially since our software still doesn’t have it)
henfredemars@infosec.pub 7 hours ago
Most of ours used to be white!
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
But do you have magic box where the beige happens?
Chefdano3@lemm.ee 2 hours ago
That’s at home Depot.