mayo_cider
@mayo_cider@hexbear.net
3 tbs of mayonnaise
33cl of cider
Mix vigorously
Commit white genocide
Serve cold
- Comment on Elsevier 6 days ago:
Tbh they already do everything they can, if you ever need a paper, e-mail the author and they’ll most likely send you the “last version” before publication they still hold the rights to distribute
- Comment on Elsevier 1 week ago:
One lecturer actually had notes on their slides for the differences between the latest version and the one before it of the course book, since the latest one wasn’t available for free anywhere but they wanted to use couple chapters from the new book (they scanned and distributed relevant parts themself)
- Comment on Elsevier 1 week ago:
I feel like most of the academia in the research side would be happy to see it collapse, but the current system is too deeply tied in the money for any quick change
I worked in academia for almost a decade and never met a researcher who wouldn’t openly support sci-hub (well, some warned their students that it was illegal to type these spesific search terms and click on the wrong link downloading the pdf for free)
- Comment on "Theory" of Evolution (SMBC) 2 weeks ago:
We are all just part of the first self-replicating cell with funny mutations attracted to mass
- Comment on Socrates 3 weeks ago:
He just molested teenage boys like most greek philosophers, this comic misses the mark
- Comment on What have we done? 3 weeks ago:
I can do this with ethanol
- Comment on The Pack 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Anthropomorphic 3 weeks ago:
I get the point but the professor was still a dick for taking a life for a sick circus trick
A sick skateboard trick on the other hand…
- Comment on Easy now, fuzzy little man-peach, hmm? You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe? 3 weeks ago:
I need a strobe every time i fart
- Comment on Ostriches 3 weeks ago:
Good thing no-one looked at them digging the ground and thought with their big brain “they must be hiding!”
- Comment on No one should have to “grow a thicker skin”: Valorant studio commit to harsh penalties for harassment 3 weeks ago:
Oh no i can’t bully people because i lack both personality and skills, this is communism
- Comment on Masochism 4 weeks ago:
Sold my body
- Comment on Big Science 4 weeks ago:
I’m science and I actually lied to you specifically (everyone else knows the truth)
- Comment on Stress 4 weeks ago:
Hate it when university professors go for historical materialism
- Comment on Cursed Milk 1 month ago:
Taking into account all the alchemists that bathed in mercury, spoiled milk is pretty low on the ladder of the worst alchemist
- Comment on Archaeology 1 month ago:
At the core it’s about social contract, and despite all of it’s flaws i think that even the countries in the imperial core have pretty ethical policies around (most) human remains, this is one of the least controversial areas of policy
Unfortunately the change is pretty recent, and all the grave robberies were grandfathered in, so don’t ask for your indigenous grandfather’s remains, it was before the legislation
- Comment on Judge throws out case against UK climate activist who held sign on jurors’ rights 2 months ago:
In North Korea they charge you with a crime if you tell people how the law actually works