mayo_cider
@mayo_cider@hexbear.net
3 tbs of mayonnaise
33cl of cider
Mix vigorously
Commit white genocide
Serve cold
- Comment on where the magic happens owo 1 week ago:
Nowadays it’s a lot more of dark mode, which is a shame (especially since our software still doesn’t have it)
- Comment on Glowworm 2 months ago:
Best 5G reception on the block
- Comment on Oh, the humanity! 2 months ago:
Thanks, from now on I’m just going to lie
- Comment on Oh, the humanity! 2 months ago:
I unfortunately don’t have any sources, but a few years ago I read or watched a video about an interview with a paleontologist who was asked about their opinion of the first sign of civilization
Their answer was “a fossil of a skeleton with a broken and healed leg”
Every other animal dies with a broken leg in nature, the only way to survive is with the support of others
- Comment on Breast Cancer 3 months ago:
Why does the paperwork suddenly claim the patient is 600 years old shape shifting dragon?
- Comment on Breast Cancer 3 months ago:
Neural networks are great for pattern recognition, unfortunately all the hype is in pattern generation and we end up with MRI images of breasts in anime style
- Comment on Geometry 4 months ago:
I don’t believe in geometry
I’m 6"5
- Comment on Least Weasel 4 months ago:
Knowing weasels at least one of those has taken down a moose
- Comment on Dr. MURDER 4 months ago:
No worries, I’m a vet
Looks like bloat, just a quick stab to abdomen and we’ll be good
- Comment on Elsevier 5 months ago:
Tbh they already do everything they can, if you ever need a paper, e-mail the author and they’ll most likely send you the “last version” before publication they still hold the rights to distribute
- Comment on Elsevier 5 months ago:
One lecturer actually had notes on their slides for the differences between the latest version and the one before it of the course book, since the latest one wasn’t available for free anywhere but they wanted to use couple chapters from the new book (they scanned and distributed relevant parts themself)
- Comment on Elsevier 5 months ago:
I feel like most of the academia in the research side would be happy to see it collapse, but the current system is too deeply tied in the money for any quick change
I worked in academia for almost a decade and never met a researcher who wouldn’t openly support sci-hub (well, some warned their students that it was illegal to type these spesific search terms and click on the wrong link downloading the pdf for free)
- Comment on "Theory" of Evolution (SMBC) 5 months ago:
We are all just part of the first self-replicating cell with funny mutations attracted to mass
- Comment on Socrates 5 months ago:
He just molested teenage boys like most greek philosophers, this comic misses the mark
- Comment on What have we done? 5 months ago:
I can do this with ethanol
- Comment on The Pack 5 months ago:
- Comment on Anthropomorphic 5 months ago:
I get the point but the professor was still a dick for taking a life for a sick circus trick
A sick skateboard trick on the other hand…
- Comment on Easy now, fuzzy little man-peach, hmm? You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe? 5 months ago:
I need a strobe every time i fart
- Comment on Ostriches 5 months ago:
Good thing no-one looked at them digging the ground and thought with their big brain “they must be hiding!”
- Comment on No one should have to “grow a thicker skin”: Valorant studio commit to harsh penalties for harassment 5 months ago:
Oh no i can’t bully people because i lack both personality and skills, this is communism
- Comment on Masochism 5 months ago:
Sold my body
- Comment on Big Science 5 months ago:
I’m science and I actually lied to you specifically (everyone else knows the truth)
- Comment on Stress 5 months ago:
Hate it when university professors go for historical materialism
- Comment on Cursed Milk 6 months ago:
Taking into account all the alchemists that bathed in mercury, spoiled milk is pretty low on the ladder of the worst alchemist
- Comment on Archaeology 6 months ago:
At the core it’s about social contract, and despite all of it’s flaws i think that even the countries in the imperial core have pretty ethical policies around (most) human remains, this is one of the least controversial areas of policy
Unfortunately the change is pretty recent, and all the grave robberies were grandfathered in, so don’t ask for your indigenous grandfather’s remains, it was before the legislation
- Comment on Judge throws out case against UK climate activist who held sign on jurors’ rights 6 months ago:
In North Korea they charge you with a crime if you tell people how the law actually works