mayo_cider

@mayo_cider@hexbear.net

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's just a suggestion⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How many wars the US has won since WWII?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨where the magic happens owo⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nowadays it’s a lot more of dark mode, which is a shame (especially since our software still doesn’t have it)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Glowworm⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Best 5G reception on the block

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh, the humanity!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks, from now on I’m just going to lie

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh, the humanity!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I unfortunately don’t have any sources, but a few years ago I read or watched a video about an interview with a paleontologist who was asked about their opinion of the first sign of civilization

  Their answer was “a fossil of a skeleton with a broken and healed leg”

  Every other animal dies with a broken leg in nature, the only way to survive is with the support of others

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breast Cancer⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why does the paperwork suddenly claim the patient is 600 years old shape shifting dragon?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breast Cancer⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Neural networks are great for pattern recognition, unfortunately all the hype is in pattern generation and we end up with MRI images of breasts in anime style

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Geometry⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t believe in geometry

  I’m 6"5

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Least Weasel⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Knowing weasels at least one of those has taken down a moose

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dr. MURDER⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No worries, I’m a vet

  Looks like bloat, just a quick stab to abdomen and we’ll be good

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elsevier⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Tbh they already do everything they can, if you ever need a paper, e-mail the author and they’ll most likely send you the “last version” before publication they still hold the rights to distribute

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elsevier⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  One lecturer actually had notes on their slides for the differences between the latest version and the one before it of the course book, since the latest one wasn’t available for free anywhere but they wanted to use couple chapters from the new book (they scanned and distributed relevant parts themself)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elsevier⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like most of the academia in the research side would be happy to see it collapse, but the current system is too deeply tied in the money for any quick change

  I worked in academia for almost a decade and never met a researcher who wouldn’t openly support sci-hub (well, some warned their students that it was illegal to type these spesific search terms and click on the wrong link downloading the pdf for free)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Theory" of Evolution (SMBC)⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We are all just part of the first self-replicating cell with funny mutations attracted to mass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Socrates⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He just molested teenage boys like most greek philosophers, this comic misses the mark

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What have we done?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I can do this with ethanol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Pack⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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  So the single wolf is eating multiple times its bodysize before giving up?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anthropomorphic⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I get the point but the professor was still a dick for taking a life for a sick circus trick

  A sick skateboard trick on the other hand…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Easy now, fuzzy little man-peach, hmm? You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I need a strobe every time i fart

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ostriches⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Good thing no-one looked at them digging the ground and thought with their big brain “they must be hiding!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No one should have to “grow a thicker skin”: Valorant studio commit to harsh penalties for harassment⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh no i can’t bully people because i lack both personality and skills, this is communism

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Masochism⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sold my body

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Big Science⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m science and I actually lied to you specifically (everyone else knows the truth)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stress⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hate it when university professors go for historical materialism

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cursed Milk⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Taking into account all the alchemists that bathed in mercury, spoiled milk is pretty low on the ladder of the worst alchemist

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Archaeology⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  At the core it’s about social contract, and despite all of it’s flaws i think that even the countries in the imperial core have pretty ethical policies around (most) human remains, this is one of the least controversial areas of policy

  Unfortunately the change is pretty recent, and all the grave robberies were grandfathered in, so don’t ask for your indigenous grandfather’s remains, it was before the legislation

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Judge throws out case against UK climate activist who held sign on jurors’ rights⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In North Korea they charge you with a crime if you tell people how the law actually works