"It's better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss"

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Stop pretending like you don’t fart when you pee, there’s no shame in it. That’s typically the time to moan, if you’re going to do it.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    All while you’re looking your urinal neighbor straight in the eye.

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    • Mercury@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Relevant username

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• stoicmaverick@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Do it again, but include sneezing this time.

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  • scytale@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you fart and sneeze at the same time, your body takes a screenshot.

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    • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But there’s a small chance of it making a printout on your underpants.

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    • wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Core memory

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  • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Then add cumming

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• MossyFeathers@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Personally, I’d find it very concerning if I went to piss and farts started coming out instead.

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  • WalrusDragonOnABike@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you hold farts in till you go to the restroom, its a natural time they’ll come out as you relax while peeing.

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    • MossyFeathers@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But farts aren’t supposed to come out of your pee hole.

      …Right?

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    • PineRune@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wouldn’t the fart bubbles make the pee go everywhere? Like air bubbles in a garden hose when you first turn it on.

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  • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Iirc that’s called a Fistula.

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• DJDarren@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  checks community

  Yep, we’re in the right place, boys.

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• lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Where is the case where I’m being efficient and do everything in 1 go?

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  • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That is the entire second row about

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  • Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What like brushing your teeth or showering?

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  • Venat0r@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s off the charts.

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    • FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This man’s parts send his sharts off the charts

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• Lime66@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So pissing while farting sucks but farting while pissing is OK?

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  • Eccitaze@yiffit.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Do you drop trou and stand in front if a toilet every time you need to toot the flesh whistle?

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  • Amir@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah the top one is accidental so if you’re farting you’re probably still wearing your parents

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    • cheddar@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I always put down my pants when I fart.

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  • OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Same for shitting/pissing.

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• HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Reading this was very confusing until i realized some people don’t sit down to piss.

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  • velvetThunder@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I imagined someone ripping a fart at the urinal.

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    • Noobnarski@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Happens all the time, nothing to be ashamed about.

      Would be a little uncomfortable if something solid comes out though.

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  • bbuez@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I call it IBS Preparedness

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Tis better to be pissed off than pissed on

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s a matter of opinion.

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is well thought out

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  • copd@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not if you sit when you piss like well over 50% of the population

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• needthosepylons@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ah yes, I often shit while shit.

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  • sag@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yea, Me too

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I don’t. What’s wrong with you?

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sometimes you think youre done and as you go to wipe, guts are like “but wait, theres more!”

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• Bruncvik@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The picture doesn’t do justice to the evil that is sharting. Especially in the middle of a long run.

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• twinnie@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I honestly think I’d rather shit myself while farting than piss myself. If you shit yourself you can hide it and clean up. If you piss yourself everyone can see.

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  • ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I feel like you’re overestimating your ability to subtly shit yourself.

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And the smell. And the potential liquid.

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    • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nobody shits themselves with a solid.

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• rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Center middle is all wrong. Should be this:

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I haven’t stopped shitting for the last… checks watch twenty two years. Any combo is nice. The triple is a beaut

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• BilboBargains@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Shitting turns out to be the most hazardous activity of the trifecta.

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• Trashcan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Det er bedre å stole på tissen enn å tisse på stolen!

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• sebsch@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Everything is nice while shitting

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• NerdyPopRocks@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A remarkable example of a non-Hermitian operator

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