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Stages of grief

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I tell you, after trying every single one of these brands it all feels the same when you stick your dick in them.

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Not what they mean by ‘butt stuff’ - you added a extra syllable

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      • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Marlon Brando would disagree while dancing tango.
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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Lies. Margarine is a lot softer than butter.

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      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Listen to me when I speak.

        I said all these brands feel the same but when I’m having a Rockefeller moment I will only fuck a cored out block of real grass fed butter because margarine will never be butter.

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    • masterofn001@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Sir, this Wendy’s has whipped margarine.

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  • moistclump@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fun fact, the 5 stages was developed as a general pattern for people with terminal illnesses coming to terms with their own death, not for people grieving the death of those close to them.

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    • jettrscga@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s true, but it became clear that others would experience similar emotions.

      Also according to the Wikipedia, the author regretted writing them in a way that suggested they’re a linear progression of steps. I’ve only actually heard the steps used as a sitcom plot point (Monk, Scrubs).

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    • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Also, grief doesn’t happen in stages. Someone can have accepted something one day and are then upset over it the next. They haven’t gone backwards, that’s just how grief works.

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  • gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Not sure who needs to hear this in a shitpost, but the Kübler-Ross “5 stages of grief” is pretty much discredited.

    It’s historically significant because Kübler-Ross was the first one to really investigate and publicize the psychology of dying. We wouldn’t know what we do now without her. But one of the things we know is that the 5-stages model is wrong.

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      So how do we grieve?

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      • masterofn001@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Bacon, ice cream, drugs.

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      • gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It’s complicated, but for a lot of people, the Four Tasks are helpful.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I can’t remember the one I saw that was the worst, it was like “you’re gonna wish you bought butter” or “you’d hope for butter, but you’d be wrong”

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    • superkret@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Haha! You were laboring under the misapprehension that this is “butter”!

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      • Klear@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Coaxed into a not butter

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  • fdnomad@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You’ve been labouring under the misapprehension that this is butter, fuck you it’s margerine

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    • billwashere@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I want to buy this brand.

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  • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Unsalted margarine. Gross. Just drink canola oil straight out of the jug if your life has come to that.

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    • Zacryon@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      We consume too much salt, which has detrimental effects. Try it a few weeks with less (not necessarily none, you need at least some) salt. You may observe that you start experiencing more interesting tastes and won’t need salt as much.

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      • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I’m not saying we shouldn’t cut out salt, but eating unsalted butter or margarine isn’t where to cut back. That’s for baking. If you want to cut back on salt, take the shaker off the table.

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Lubricate those bowels

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      • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        The spice must flow

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  • ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Margarine’s is fucking gross.

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      it’s just solid canola oil and water lmao, do you just eat spoonfuls of it on its own? i mean i guess butter would be better to consume like that but not by much…

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      • ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        If you don’t think you taste the difference even just on toast, then you should get your tastebuds checked.

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  • roon@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If you go to Omega Mart in Area 15, they have some products on the shelf that say “who told you this was butter?”

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    • papertowels@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This is in Las Vegas, of anyone needed further contact

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  • AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You forgot stage 6: joy

    “It’s not butter, but I don’t even like butter!”

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  • Kedly@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ok, but here me out: Margarine is superior

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    • Classy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Seed oils are disgusting. I’ll stick with butter

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      • SSJMarx@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Cows are even more disgusting. Gimme that margarine.

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I like becel

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      • Kedly@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Hell yeah!

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    • ulterno@lemmy.kde.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      “Yeah! Margarine doesn’t have cholesterol!”, said the mess manager while pocketing the savings.

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      • Kedly@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Tbh, its just because when I wanna butterlike its because I want to spread it on something and butter is a nightmare to spread

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      taste-wise butter is like, slightly better? but the price is so hilariously not fucking worth it in the least.

      Plus, you can get margarine with added omega 3! As someone who fucking hates fish, that’s pretty nice.

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  • Zacryon@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Where I live, Margarine has to have a fat content of at least 80 % otherwise it is not allowed to be called Margarine. Guess what happens? Even there companies try to cut costs and oversell less fatty water as kind of Margarine.

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  • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    * Stages of grease FTFY

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  • Rediphile@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I really want someone to sell legit butter but marketed as ‘I can’t believe it’s not margarine!’

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    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And I want to make a sparkling wine and market it as The Beer Of Champagnes.

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  • wander1236@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I know it’s a meme, but I do honestly prefer I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter over most real butters (nothing beats Kerrygold) and other margarines.

    It tastes and feels enough like butter to me to work well on bread and such and it doesn’t have the strong smelling milk proteins.

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  • Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I noticed that lots of companies call margarine “vegan butter” or similar lately

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  • hedgehogging_the_bed@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s not butter…

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    • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That should get them tagged for deceptive advertising. “We put a little buttermilk in with this water and vegetable oil emulsion and advertise that higher than the two primary ingredients.”

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  • Jean_le_Flambeur@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    When you are happy about a repost of an old meme, because at least it was good, it tells a lot about the state of the Lemmy meme scene…

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    • Zacryon@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Be part of the change! Contribute YOUR memes! Uncle Lemmy wants YOU to join!

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      • Jean_le_Flambeur@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yeah i know your right… I just don’t have it in me, chronical lurker :(

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Meh, I post a shit ton of memes. I’m not checking if they are reposts or old. I can’t be bothered.

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  • someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Didn’t they ban sale of margarine? Or was that with trans fat and now they make it with seed oil?

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The second one

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    • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Essentially trans fats allowed the margarine to have a better texture and be more melt in your mouth not on the table. They replaced them with a higher proportion of saturated fats to get the same result. Since it’s a mixed oil emulsion, there’s little appreciable difference in the texture of the product. Twinkie filling was not so lucky.

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  • whereBeWaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Isn’t margarine more fucked up than butter nutritionally and healthiness wise, or am I misinformed?

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    • pipows@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yes, but for a time we thought the butter was really bad for you

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      maybe maybe not, but for sure it’s not the thing you should be worrying about, what you should be worrying about is eating less in general, eating more vegetables, eating less carbs, and getting more exercise.

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  • Krauerking@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fuck the scientific accuracy this seems accurate enough for me.
    Now, where the fuck is my Butter?

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  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s always sad when a child(butter) dies.

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  • Shardikprime@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I mean butter and and margarine are both good here in LATAM but lard is also used as well

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