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Submitted ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨MacNCheezus@lemmy.today⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • OscarCunningham@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fewer turns but one more Bend.

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  • simplejack@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is Apple Maps.

    Apple Maps doesn’t just recommend the fastest routes, it also appears to push the most popular routes as alternatives.

    Here is the San Francisco area to LA in iOS 18. The longer route might seem insane if you’re not familiar with the drive, but that longer route is much prettier, and a lot of people intentionally drive in the coastal road for the views.

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    • Cryophilia@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      California is ridiculous. I’m from San Francisco, was visiting LA and someone asked me where I lived. I pointed to 101 and said, turn left on that road and keep going for 8 hours.

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      • simplejack@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        CA’s a long boi

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes, you correct. My mistake, sorry about that. I fixed it.

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  • aido@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why is the title “Thanks, Google”? Isn’t that Apple Maps?

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    • DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Because thanks Obama!

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      • niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        also bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe I hAvE aN iNfOrMeD oPiNiOn!

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    • simplejack@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It is. Apple Maps recommends a combo of the fastest and most popular routes. Sometimes the popular routes are shown as options because they’re nicer.

      This goes through Bend Oregon, home of the last Blockbuster on Earth. That’s a solid recommendation IMHO.

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      • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I spent a month in Bend and never knew about the blockbuster, I mean I learned about it a year later 🫤

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You are indeed correct. My mistake, sorry about that. I fixed it.

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  • Yorick@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can they add an option to show roads with more twist for us riding a motorbike? I’d love to road trip without having to look too closely at the map for nice roads.

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    • poleslav@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If you use Waze instead, they actually have a setting you can toggle for roads that are more twisty. In my experience it works great! Image

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      • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I had no idea. That’s so great!

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Might wanna ask them about that directly. I certainly won’t be able to answer that question.

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      • Hupf@feddit.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Why not OP? I’m not paying you to slack off!

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    • Kecessa@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Kurviger is what you’re looking for

      kurviger.de/en

      There’s a bunch of motorcycle specific apps for people who want to use their phone to navigate (I recommend using an old phone if you plan to mount it to your motorcycle, vibration can kill the camera)

      I love that one as well

      www.drivemodedashboard.com

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    • Blackout@kbin.run ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And loop de loops

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      • jj4211@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Finally, my life-sized hotwheels car can have a suitable route.

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  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What I want is specifically “no left turns.” Because that could actually save me time. “Fewer 🚦s” would also be good.

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    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      lol you want new and useful features in the last 10 years? Here’s where you can find Popeyes on the way.

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    • Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Afaik this is already included in the calculation for the fastest route.

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      • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        How come it tried to send me to make a left onto a major thoroughfare from a tiny side street rather than the major one with a controlled left arrow (a blessed rarity in my city) a few blocks away? Yeah maybe someone did it and scraped a few seconds off their time because they got lucky with the cross traffic, but someone who doesn’t know the area is gonna get tboned.

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      • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I don’t want fastest. I want least stressful. No left turns without a traffic light. No really short merges. And if it could find a way to route all the chaotic idiots along some other road, that would be perfect.

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    • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh man, I’d love the 'no dangerous interactions ’ one. Just today, the map tried to have me cross a busy 4 lane street at an uncontrolled intersection. Thankfully construction rerouted me and I was able turn into the parking lot much easier than crossing

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  • RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They always seem to force alternative routes regardless whether there are any.

    I regularly see “alternatives” which are just taking a turn, doing a 180 in a roundabout and reentering the same route as before. Because why wouldn’t I just waste 10 mins just for fun?

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    • Cryophilia@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Except they never display the real alternatives when they DO exist! Often I’ll be driving in an area I know well, and there will be a crash or roadwork or something and Google will say “welp, better just add 30 minutes to your 30 minute commute” and I’m like “nah fam there’s a whole other road”

      I dunno how they can consistently fuck up that bad.

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      • Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I think a bunch of municipalities got butt hurt at them for routing traffic through their cities. It definitely used to offer way better and more alternatives. Now it’s absolute shit and I have to eyeball it all the time to see if there’s a better route.

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    • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The best alternatives are the ones you find zooming into the map. The software knows it can’t recommend anybody take them because they’ll immediately become slower than the main routes.

      Also never seen the roundabout 180

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      • fadedmaster@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’ve never had the roundabout one either. But I do often get ones where I’m on a rural highway and it will give an alternative route to exit the highway, take this long twisting road that dumps me back on the highway ahead of me, adding a needless 40 minutes. Haha.

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      • RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Also never seen the roundabout 180

        Actually had it a couple of times. It has to be a bug but it’s been happening for a while now…

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    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      imagine the poor person who does this for you losing their job to ai 😔

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    • garbagebagel@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I have the opposite problem where I know there are better alternative routes but google refuses to acknowledge them.

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    • Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I miss the good old days where u could click and drag the line to a route that looked better and see if it actually would work.

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  • hannesh93@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is that a regional setting? Never saw “fewer turns” as an option in my app. Only saw “most environmental” when it takes a shorter router even though it’s slower

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    • konalt@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’ve never seen “most environmental” or “fewer turns”. We get “fewer toll roads” and sometimes “avoids traffic” during rush hour

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    User: “Please give me the three fastest routes, with each answer weighted by different criteria”

    Computer: “Okay, here you go.”

    User: “Two of these are slower than the third, you stupid piece of shit, I hate you.”

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    • todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Every time Picard asks Data a question.

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  • lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A couple weeks ago I had to travel for work and I picked the longer one because I got paid for more miles and it meant I would get back right at the end of the day so I wouldn’t have to do anything else that afternoon.

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    • consumptionone@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m surprised that works. At my job they make us put in the origin and destination and will only pay the mileage for the shortest route.

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      • jj4211@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’m guessing they have a job like mine, where a driving trip is a relatively rare occurrence and micromanaging the travel isn’t worth it to mitigate the risk of paying out a little more.

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  • ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fewer turns? I am almost positive there are two sections of switchbacks across two mountain passes in that ‘alternate’ route.

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    • boonhet@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Turns as in intersections where you need to turn I guess.

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  • Nastybutler@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tell me you’re not on a motorcycle without telling me you’re on a motorcycle

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    • Rediphile@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      In my experience many recreational motorcyclists specifically seek out curvey roads as they are fun. Am I missing something?

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      • Nastybutler@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        OPs post says they hate turning. Hence my comment

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  • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    catering to the racing demo

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    • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Idk are races not meant to go the fastest?

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  • GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I would avoid Redding if I could as well

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  • RustyNova@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s an option!? I get severely motion sick in cars and I’d love those easier roads

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    • RustyNova@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Also, looking at the road, it doesn’t seems to be that bad. It ain’t central France bad

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      • Cryophilia@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Weird flex but ok

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  • AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Though Shasta is nice this time of year.

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not gonna argue with that one. It sure is.

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  • callouscomic@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Anything to avoid Reno.

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    • PanoptiDon@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Or Nevada

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    • TheSambassador@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Reno is an awesome town now, you should check it out.

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  • supertinkers@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You ending up in Chico or red bluff?

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes

      Also, stolen meme.

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