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Honey what’s wrong, you barely touched your Philly Cheesesteak Cheesecake

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Submitted ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨MacNCheezus@lemmy.today⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    i hope this is AI and no real steak and cheesecake got harmed with this crime

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Don’t worry, it is.

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      • Jarix@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You dissapoint me. I love this, would try it

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  • tacosanonymous@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I know what instance this is but it still shouldn’t be okay for you to post this.

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  • Twinkletoes@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’d eat that

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    • MrZweihander@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I wouldn’t ever order it off of a menu, but if it was served at a party, I would absolutely try a small slice.

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    • altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It looks too well made, and very tasty

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    • danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Makes me wonder if this could be made in an actually good way. A savory not sweet cheese wiz cheesecake recipe or something?

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  • Shardikprime@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • Rustmilian@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Looks delicious 😋
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    • exothermic@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Is there a community of food memes like these? I freaking love em and I want moar

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      • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Food Crimes, maybe?

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    • Assman@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They do make a mean clam chowder

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    • Late2TheParty@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You are evil lol

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  • Sludgehammer@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That… could work?

    I mean it’d be a real challenge, but some sort of savory cheesecake, with a savory crust, topped with cheese steak fillings and I could see it being… okay-ish. I don’t think it would gain mainstream appeal, but I could see it being some sort of local delicacy that all the locals say is delicious but also a acquired taste.

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’ve had a salmon cheesecake. Might have more appeal to those who like cream cheese and lox on a bagel.

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    • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m thinking way to hard of a way to make this work… Some type of rye for the crust? Drizzled with A-1 or Heinz 57?

      Why is my brain trying to make this abomination feasible!?

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      • Sludgehammer@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        My thought is some sort of rosemary heavy crust with whole wheat bread crumbs instead of graham crackers, a garlic and onion flavored (and sugar free) cheese cake and then standard Philly cheese steak filling for the topping. Add in a dollop of cheese wiz on the top and some sort of balsamic/worcestershire reduction drizzled onto the top.

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  • anindefinitearticle@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
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    • lemsfw88@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The jersey beefcake

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    • Routhinator@startrek.website ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The Jersey Shore

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    • sawdustprophet@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      something named for New Jersey.

      The Situation.

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      • klemptor@startrek.website ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        He’s not a New Jerseyan. He’s from Staten Island. They’re all fucking bennies.

        Signed - New Jerseyans who hate our state being associated with those people.

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    • dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The Newark Surprise

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    • klemptor@startrek.website ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We could call it the Trenton Makes. Or name it after the Raritan. Or call it the Chris Christie Calorie Bomb Special. Or we could call it The Great Adventure. Or call it something like The 6 and 7 (growing up in Trenton, you get both NYC and Philly channels on TV - for example, Philly 6ABC was on 6 and NYC’s ABC was on 7).

      I stink at naming things.

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  • crawancon@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    what’s not to like. Philly cheesteak good. cheese cake good.

    let’s get our eating pants on and Rachel up this Joey.

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  • jelloeater85@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It looks so wrong, but probably tastes so right. Sweet and savory.

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  • cordlesslamp@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t understand,) what’s wrong with that? It looks tasty AF.

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    • nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I would definitely stuff my face with this rest of y’all are just prudes

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  • Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The real crime here is the crust.

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    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The real crime is the peppers - you’d get assaulted if you ordered those here in Philly.

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      • anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        To be fair, a lot of things can get you assaulted in Philly.

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      • w2tpmf@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        What? Pat’s has a guy grilling peppers right on the patio.

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  • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    OP sharing pics from his wedding day, what else was on the menu?

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well, for the vegetarians we had Mac’n Cheesecake…

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      • WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Username checks out

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      • ccunning@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’ve always thought a blue cheese cheesecake could be tasty

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  • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I try very hard every day to avoid making a savory salmon and dill cheesecake. When my resolve fails, I like to top it with some capers or pickled red onions.

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I also failed.

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  • photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Congrats, you just reinvented meat pie.

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  • NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m ashamed to say that I really want this.

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  • MrZweihander@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So, will native Philidephians be more upset that someone put cheese steak on a cheesecake, or that you called it a ‘Philly’ when it is adulterated with peppers and missing one of the two acceptable cheeses (American or whizz). Place your bets and hopefully a real Philadelphian can let us know which is more upsetting. I’m betting on the latter, but not heavily.

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    • modus@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Philadelphian here. Sharp provolone is preferred. Nevertheless, I’d try it. Although cream cheese separates when you heat it so this would have to be eaten cold. It’s probably not bad, but I’m not sure about the chocolate on bottom.

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      • Cort@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I wonder if mixing a little American cheese into the cake could prevent it from separating long enough to serve and eat a slice

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    • joby@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m not native, but have lived in Philly. The bell peppers bother me. Wiz, American, provolone, or Swiss all are pretty common in my experience. As is no cheese at all, which this appears to be. But then it’s not a cheesesteak, it’s a steak.

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    • TwentySeven@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m not from Philadelphia, but I though the two acceptable cheeses were cheese whiz and provolone.

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      • MrZweihander@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yeah, I think I misremebered that one. It’s been some years since I heard my coworker at the time rant about how cheesesteaks made other ways might taste good, but they’re not Philly cheesesteaks anymore and please stop calling them that.

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  • Jackcooper@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Philly cheeseseak Philadelphia cheesecake

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  • thenextguy@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “It tastes like feet!”

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  • PsyDoctah9Jah@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Looks really cool! You could even recreate say: Crust( seasoned) Cheese layer Mashed potatoes/Sweet corn A1 steak sauce

    Though, I’m vegan, gluten free, & non-GMO.

    Cheers

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Here you go, bud

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      • PsyDoctah9Jah@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh cool!! Was this AI or is this real

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  • nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Despite me not eating meat, I can see this being tasty – as long as the bottom of the cake is not chocolate and the quark is not very sweet

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What if it is though

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  • 01011@monero.town ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    America…

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  • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    不要

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    • NikkiDimes@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Unnecessary? 😂

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      • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        不要,不想要,不需要……

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      为什么

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      • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        因为不好吃的

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  • altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    With Philadelphia cream cheese

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  • altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sickos are all like

    Haha yes!

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  • PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m a fan of both. But this likely tastes like an abomination.

    Like pumpkin cheesecake. Blech.

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  • leaveWitX@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think of something interesting. The sides of pizza are called handles.

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