I know what instance this is but it still shouldn’t be okay for you to post this.
Honey what’s wrong, you barely touched your Philly Cheesesteak Cheesecake
Submitted 5 months ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 5 months ago
I’d eat that
MrZweihander@lemmynsfw.com 5 months ago
I wouldn’t ever order it off of a menu, but if it was served at a party, I would absolutely try a small slice.
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
It looks too well made, and very tasty
danc4498@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Makes me wonder if this could be made in an actually good way. A savory not sweet cheese wiz cheesecake recipe or something?
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Rustmilian@lemmy.world 5 months ago
exothermic@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Is there a community of food memes like these? I freaking love em and I want moar
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 months ago
Food Crimes, maybe?
Assman@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
They do make a mean clam chowder
Late2TheParty@lemmy.world 5 months ago
You are evil lol
Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 5 months ago
That… could work?
I mean it’d be a real challenge, but some sort of savory cheesecake, with a savory crust, topped with cheese steak fillings and I could see it being… okay-ish. I don’t think it would gain mainstream appeal, but I could see it being some sort of local delicacy that all the locals say is delicious but also a acquired taste.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 months ago
I’ve had a salmon cheesecake. Might have more appeal to those who like cream cheese and lox on a bagel.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 months ago
I’m thinking way to hard of a way to make this work… Some type of rye for the crust? Drizzled with A-1 or Heinz 57?
Why is my brain trying to make this abomination feasible!?
Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 5 months ago
My thought is some sort of rosemary heavy crust with whole wheat bread crumbs instead of graham crackers, a garlic and onion flavored (and sugar free) cheese cake and then standard Philly cheese steak filling for the topping. Add in a dollop of cheese wiz on the top and some sort of balsamic/worcestershire reduction drizzled onto the top.
anindefinitearticle@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
I love this, but it needs a new name.
Philly cheese steak + New York cheesecake = something named for New Jersey.
lemsfw88@lemmynsfw.com 5 months ago
The jersey beefcake
Routhinator@startrek.website 5 months ago
The Jersey Shore
sawdustprophet@midwest.social 5 months ago
something named for New Jersey.
The Situation.
klemptor@startrek.website 5 months ago
He’s not a New Jerseyan. He’s from Staten Island. They’re all fucking bennies.
Signed - New Jerseyans who hate our state being associated with those people.
dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
The Newark Surprise
klemptor@startrek.website 5 months ago
We could call it the Trenton Makes. Or name it after the Raritan. Or call it the Chris Christie Calorie Bomb Special. Or we could call it The Great Adventure. Or call it something like The 6 and 7 (growing up in Trenton, you get both NYC and Philly channels on TV - for example, Philly 6ABC was on 6 and NYC’s ABC was on 7).
I stink at naming things.
crawancon@lemm.ee 5 months ago
what’s not to like. Philly cheesteak good. cheese cake good.
let’s get our eating pants on and Rachel up this Joey.
jelloeater85@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It looks so wrong, but probably tastes so right. Sweet and savory.
cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 5 months ago
I don’t understand,) what’s wrong with that? It looks tasty AF.
nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 5 months ago
I would definitely stuff my face with this rest of y’all are just prudes
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 5 months ago
The real crime here is the crust.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 5 months ago
The real crime is the peppers - you’d get assaulted if you ordered those here in Philly.
anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
To be fair, a lot of things can get you assaulted in Philly.
w2tpmf@lemmy.world 5 months ago
What? Pat’s has a guy grilling peppers right on the patio.
nifty@lemmy.world 5 months ago
OP sharing pics from his wedding day, what else was on the menu?
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 months ago
WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Username checks out
ccunning@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’ve always thought a blue cheese cheesecake could be tasty
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I try very hard every day to avoid making a savory salmon and dill cheesecake. When my resolve fails, I like to top it with some capers or pickled red onions.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 months ago
photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Congrats, you just reinvented meat pie.
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’m ashamed to say that I really want this.
MrZweihander@lemmynsfw.com 5 months ago
So, will native Philidephians be more upset that someone put cheese steak on a cheesecake, or that you called it a ‘Philly’ when it is adulterated with peppers and missing one of the two acceptable cheeses (American or whizz). Place your bets and hopefully a real Philadelphian can let us know which is more upsetting. I’m betting on the latter, but not heavily.
modus@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Philadelphian here. Sharp provolone is preferred. Nevertheless, I’d try it. Although cream cheese separates when you heat it so this would have to be eaten cold. It’s probably not bad, but I’m not sure about the chocolate on bottom.
Cort@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I wonder if mixing a little American cheese into the cake could prevent it from separating long enough to serve and eat a slice
joby@programming.dev 5 months ago
I’m not native, but have lived in Philly. The bell peppers bother me. Wiz, American, provolone, or Swiss all are pretty common in my experience. As is no cheese at all, which this appears to be. But then it’s not a cheesesteak, it’s a steak.
TwentySeven@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’m not from Philadelphia, but I though the two acceptable cheeses were cheese whiz and provolone.
MrZweihander@lemmynsfw.com 5 months ago
Yeah, I think I misremebered that one. It’s been some years since I heard my coworker at the time rant about how cheesesteaks made other ways might taste good, but they’re not Philly cheesesteaks anymore and please stop calling them that.
Jackcooper@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Philly cheeseseak Philadelphia cheesecake
thenextguy@lemmy.world 5 months ago
“It tastes like feet!”
PsyDoctah9Jah@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Looks really cool! You could even recreate say: Crust( seasoned) Cheese layer Mashed potatoes/Sweet corn A1 steak sauce
Though, I’m vegan, gluten free, & non-GMO.
Cheers
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 months ago
PsyDoctah9Jah@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Oh cool!! Was this AI or is this real
nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info 5 months ago
Despite me not eating meat, I can see this being tasty – as long as the bottom of the cake is not chocolate and the quark is not very sweet
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 months ago
What if it is though
01011@monero.town 5 months ago
America…
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 5 months ago
不要
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Unnecessary? 😂
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 5 months ago
不要,不想要,不需要……
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
With Philadelphia cream cheese
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
Sickos are all like
Haha yes!
PunnyName@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’m a fan of both. But this likely tastes like an abomination.
Like pumpkin cheesecake. Blech.
leaveWitX@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I think of something interesting. The sides of pizza are called handles.
expatriado@lemmy.world 5 months ago
i hope this is AI and no real steak and cheesecake got harmed with this crime
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 months ago
Don’t worry, it is.
Jarix@lemmy.world 5 months ago
You dissapoint me. I love this, would try it