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Submitted ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I would leave a comment but I’ll be busy (with a girl, you wouldn’t understand)

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    • stepan@lemmy.cafe ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I would upvote your comment, but I’ll be with a real girl (I don’t expect you to understand it)

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      • lud@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I would read your comment, but I’ll be playing Factorio (I don’t expect you to understand it)

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  • ricdeh@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    lmao this is too good, I would laugh but I’ll be too busy (because I’ll be meeting a girl, not that you are really going to understand)

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    • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A REAL ONE!

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  • TxzK@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t understand :(

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      (you wouldn’t)

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  • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    48 hours later

    “Hey fellas.”

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    • stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      *minutes

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      • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        He realized that she also has discord

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  • elxeno@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    youwouldntgetit.png

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  • bquintb@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wait…so he’s going for an evening stroll? I don’t get it

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    • CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think he needs to fall on his face first, to lose the entitlement and degrading behaviour towards his (up until this point) friends.

      Then when he learns he can have another attempt.

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      • sukhmel@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        He might be like 12 y.o. then this show off is understandable ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    • stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      for the girl’s sake I hope he doesn’t

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      • Land_Strider@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        For all of our sakes, I, too, hope he doesn’t.

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  • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Must be so nice to know girls in real life.

    By the way, I use Arch.

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    • PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Is it true they exist? I thought a woman was just a thing ai hallucinated up I didn’t think they were real.

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      • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The ai had to come up with the idea from somewhere. So women just might have existed at some point.

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    • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I see, you haven’t met the female archers yet.

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      • uis@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Female archer…

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    • uis@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I know wonan who uses Arch.

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  • Bosht@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What’s that? Another copypasta hot off the press? Don’t mind if I do tyvm!

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    • Rentlar@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. l’m meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn’t expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don’t DM me asking me where l am (im with the girl, ok) you’ll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again l don’t expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, l have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand) @everyone

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    • can@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image compression says otherwise.

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    • Sibbo@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Feel like I’ve seen this before

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  • RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sounds like he doesn’t understand.

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  • magnetosphere@fedia.io ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If she’s in to condescending pricks, it’ll be a perfect match!

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    • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Assuming she exists in the first place

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      • frickineh@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        She totally does, she just goes to another Discord. I wouldn’t expect you (an obvious virgin) to understand what it’s like to have Real Human Girls be interested in you, but she’s real (a real girl and also definitely human) and she wants him. She’s just offline right now or she’d prove it.

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  • StaySquared@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And then… the next day he will be back on discord for hours on end for days on end.

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  • Tixanou@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    guys… call me crazy but… I think he will be meeting a girl

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    • Asudox@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I don’t understand.

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    • CluelessDude@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A real one mind you, none of that 2D

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      • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        A pillow is 3D, so it totally counts!

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    • Allero@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      NO WAY

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  • Maeve@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This whole thread was awesome. Thanks, feddies! Sincerely, a real female (way too old to call myself a girl, but in threads like this, I feel like one!)

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    • MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      All the females I meet offline call themselves female as well, that’s how I know this one is real.

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      • Maeve@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Hah! In another thread, I caught dune flack for saying "female." Thanks.

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    • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s never too late to not be a grown up

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      • Maeve@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Thanks! I guess if I'm honest, I'm old, but my mind kind of flip-flops on whether it is old, so I usually opt for "female" when not assuming age (mine or anyone else's. Some women get nasty when you use a term that isn't their preferred category--and in my area, have the nerve to be offended when someone has preferred pronouns!).

        Tldr I'm a kid at heart.

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  • KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This guy fucks

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    • BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I don’t think he does, too busy meeting up with a real girl

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  • dyedbird@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Napoleon Dynamite reporting from the Internets…

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    • cryostars@lemmyf.uk ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      More like kip, but yeah

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  • unreasonabro@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Clearly he’s gay.

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    • lars@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ugh if my

      gay-ass

      gay ass

      had had

      Discord in 7th grade, this is exactly the kind of bullshit propaganda I would have used to cover for myself

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      • fishbone@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Honestly this was so weird to read because of the line breaks, but it would have been way harder without them. Thanks for looking out!

        I hope your gay-ass gay ass had had a great day.

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    • RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It does sound like he’s trying to convince himself.

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  • force@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I’m meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour(wouldn’t expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don’t DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you’ll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I don’t expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand) @everyone

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    • Asudox@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What in the fuck

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  • Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hello guys today I just had very hot sex(not gay)(with a woman) and it was pretty fun I fucked her pussy(because she is a woman) and she said she enjoyed it a lot(with a female voice because she is a female). Anyways losing your virginity(to a woman) is very exciting and I hope to do it again(with a woman).

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    • uis@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You know, it makes me only think otherwise.

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  • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is this a mother’s day post?

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    • The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We all know his Mum.

      Ahem. 😅

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  • Holzkohlen@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I had a short phase like that in my early teens. I hate you for making me remember that.

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Took her forever to get here from Canada.

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    • Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      She’s from one or the provinces, there’s so many you wouldn’t know it

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  • ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Needs more parentheses.

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    • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      (not that it would help)

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  • Sibbo@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    @everyone

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  • Maeve@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Your posts are the ones most likely to warm my heart, make me smile or even literally lol. This one did all three. Thank you, my friend. <3

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ha, thanks! I’m just trying doing my part to add content to the fediverse.

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      • Maeve@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Very welcome! Thank you, too!

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      • TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The hero we want AND deserve

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      • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        🏅

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  • The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ve met several. Would not recommend. Cooties, I believe you Yanks call them.

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  • kromem@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s sweet she came in from Canada to visit him.

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    • Neon@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What’s the Joke with Canada?

      Is that the new Nigerian Prince?

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  • m3t00@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    local_users lusers

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  • magnetosphere@fedia.io ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’d leave a comment, but you wouldn’t understand

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