lmao this is too good, I would laugh but I’ll be too busy (because I’ll be meeting a girl, not that you are really going to understand)
Later, losers
Submitted 2 years ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3f1336d8-9bfe-478c-b3dc-45e75ba53b6b.jpeg
Comments
TxzK@lemmy.zip 2 years ago
I don’t understand :(
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 2 years ago
(you wouldn’t)
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 years ago
48 hours later
“Hey fellas.”
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
*minutes
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
He realized that she also has discord
elxeno@lemm.ee 2 years ago
bquintb@midwest.social 2 years ago
Wait…so he’s going for an evening stroll? I don’t get it
CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I think he needs to fall on his face first, to lose the entitlement and degrading behaviour towards his (up until this point) friends.
Then when he learns he can have another attempt.
sukhmel@programming.dev 2 years ago
He might be like 12 y.o. then this show off is understandable ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
for the girl’s sake I hope he doesn’t
Land_Strider@lemmy.world 2 years ago
For all of our sakes, I, too, hope he doesn’t.
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Must be so nice to know girls in real life.
By the way, I use Arch.
PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 2 years ago
Is it true they exist? I thought a woman was just a thing ai hallucinated up I didn’t think they were real.
JoShmoe@ani.social 2 years ago
The ai had to come up with the idea from somewhere. So women just might have existed at some point.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
I see, you haven’t met the female archers yet.
uis@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Female archer…
uis@lemm.ee 2 years ago
I know wonan who uses Arch.
Bosht@lemmy.world 2 years ago
What’s that? Another copypasta hot off the press? Don’t mind if I do tyvm!
Rentlar@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. l’m meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn’t expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don’t DM me asking me where l am (im with the girl, ok) you’ll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again l don’t expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, l have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)
@everyonecan@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Image compression says otherwise.
Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
Feel like I’ve seen this before
RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
Sounds like he doesn’t understand.
magnetosphere@fedia.io 2 years ago
If she’s in to condescending pricks, it’ll be a perfect match!
rockerface@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Assuming she exists in the first place
frickineh@lemmy.world 2 years ago
She totally does, she just goes to another Discord. I wouldn’t expect you (an obvious virgin) to understand what it’s like to have Real Human Girls be interested in you, but she’s real (a real girl and also definitely human) and she wants him. She’s just offline right now or she’d prove it.
StaySquared@lemmy.world 2 years ago
And then… the next day he will be back on discord for hours on end for days on end.
Tixanou@lemmy.world 2 years ago
guys… call me crazy but… I think he will be meeting a girl
Asudox@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I don’t understand.
CluelessDude@lemmy.zip 2 years ago
A real one mind you, none of that 2D
samus12345@lemmy.world 2 years ago
A pillow is 3D, so it totally counts!
Allero@lemmy.today 2 years ago
NO WAY
Maeve@kbin.social 2 years ago
This whole thread was awesome. Thanks, feddies! Sincerely, a real female (way too old to call myself a girl, but in threads like this, I feel like one!)
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
All the females I meet offline call themselves female as well, that’s how I know this one is real.
Maeve@kbin.social 2 years ago
Hah! In another thread, I caught dune flack for saying "female." Thanks.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
It’s never too late to not be a grown up
Maeve@kbin.social 2 years ago
Thanks! I guess if I'm honest, I'm old, but my mind kind of flip-flops on whether it is old, so I usually opt for "female" when not assuming age (mine or anyone else's. Some women get nasty when you use a term that isn't their preferred category--and in my area, have the nerve to be offended when someone has preferred pronouns!).
Tldr I'm a kid at heart.
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 years ago
This guy fucks
BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
I don’t think he does, too busy meeting up with a real girl
dyedbird@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Napoleon Dynamite reporting from the Internets…
cryostars@lemmyf.uk 2 years ago
More like kip, but yeah
unreasonabro@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Clearly he’s gay.
lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 years ago
Ugh if my
gay-ass
gay ass
had had
Discord in 7th grade, this is exactly the kind of bullshit propaganda I would have used to cover for myself
fishbone@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Honestly this was so weird to read because of the line breaks, but it would have been way harder without them. Thanks for looking out!
I hope your gay-ass gay ass had had a great day.
RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
It does sound like he’s trying to convince himself.
force@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I’m meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour(wouldn’t expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don’t DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you’ll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I don’t expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand) @everyone
Asudox@lemmy.world 2 years ago
What in the fuck
Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 2 years ago
Hello guys today I just had very hot sex(not gay)(with a woman) and it was pretty fun I fucked her pussy(because she is a woman) and she said she enjoyed it a lot(with a female voice because she is a female). Anyways losing your virginity(to a woman) is very exciting and I hope to do it again(with a woman).
uis@lemm.ee 2 years ago
You know, it makes me only think otherwise.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 years ago
Is this a mother’s day post?
The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.world 2 years ago
We all know his Mum.
Ahem. 😅
Holzkohlen@feddit.de 2 years ago
I had a short phase like that in my early teens. I hate you for making me remember that.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Took her forever to get here from Canada.
Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 2 years ago
She’s from one or the provinces, there’s so many you wouldn’t know it
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Needs more parentheses.
Klear@lemmy.world 2 years ago
(not that it would help)
Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
@everyone
Maeve@kbin.social 2 years ago
Your posts are the ones most likely to warm my heart, make me smile or even literally lol. This one did all three. Thank you, my friend. <3
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Ha, thanks! I’m just trying doing my part to add content to the fediverse.
Maeve@kbin.social 2 years ago
Very welcome! Thank you, too!
TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The hero we want AND deserve
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
🏅
The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’ve met several. Would not recommend. Cooties, I believe you Yanks call them.
kromem@lemmy.world 2 years ago
That’s sweet she came in from Canada to visit him.
Neon@lemmy.world 2 years ago
What’s the Joke with Canada?
Is that the new Nigerian Prince?
m3t00@lemmy.world 2 years ago
local_users lusers
magnetosphere@fedia.io 2 years ago
I’d leave a comment, but you wouldn’t understand
NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I would leave a comment but I’ll be busy (with a girl, you wouldn’t understand)
stepan@lemmy.cafe 2 years ago
I would upvote your comment, but I’ll be with a real girl (I don’t expect you to understand it)
lud@lemm.ee 2 years ago
I would read your comment, but I’ll be playing Factorio (I don’t expect you to understand it)