lmao this is too good, I would laugh but I’ll be too busy (because I’ll be meeting a girl, not that you are really going to understand)
Later, losers
Submitted 1 year ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
TxzK@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
I don’t understand :(
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 1 year ago
(you wouldn’t)
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 year ago
48 hours later
“Hey fellas.”
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
*minutes
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
He realized that she also has discord
elxeno@lemm.ee 1 year ago
bquintb@midwest.social 1 year ago
Wait…so he’s going for an evening stroll? I don’t get it
CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I think he needs to fall on his face first, to lose the entitlement and degrading behaviour towards his (up until this point) friends.
Then when he learns he can have another attempt.
sukhmel@programming.dev 1 year ago
He might be like 12 y.o. then this show off is understandable ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
for the girl’s sake I hope he doesn’t
Land_Strider@lemmy.world 1 year ago
For all of our sakes, I, too, hope he doesn’t.
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Must be so nice to know girls in real life.
By the way, I use Arch.
PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
Is it true they exist? I thought a woman was just a thing ai hallucinated up I didn’t think they were real.
JoShmoe@ani.social 1 year ago
The ai had to come up with the idea from somewhere. So women just might have existed at some point.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
I see, you haven’t met the female archers yet.
uis@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Female archer…
uis@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I know wonan who uses Arch.
Bosht@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What’s that? Another copypasta hot off the press? Don’t mind if I do tyvm!
Rentlar@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. l’m meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn’t expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don’t DM me asking me where l am (im with the girl, ok) you’ll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again l don’t expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, l have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)
@everyonecan@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Image compression says otherwise.
Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Feel like I’ve seen this before
RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Sounds like he doesn’t understand.
magnetosphere@fedia.io 1 year ago
If she’s in to condescending pricks, it’ll be a perfect match!
rockerface@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Assuming she exists in the first place
frickineh@lemmy.world 1 year ago
She totally does, she just goes to another Discord. I wouldn’t expect you (an obvious virgin) to understand what it’s like to have Real Human Girls be interested in you, but she’s real (a real girl and also definitely human) and she wants him. She’s just offline right now or she’d prove it.
StaySquared@lemmy.world 1 year ago
And then… the next day he will be back on discord for hours on end for days on end.
Tixanou@lemmy.world 1 year ago
guys… call me crazy but… I think he will be meeting a girl
Asudox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I don’t understand.
CluelessDude@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
A real one mind you, none of that 2D
samus12345@lemmy.world 1 year ago
A pillow is 3D, so it totally counts!
Allero@lemmy.today 1 year ago
NO WAY
Maeve@kbin.social 1 year ago
This whole thread was awesome. Thanks, feddies! Sincerely, a real female (way too old to call myself a girl, but in threads like this, I feel like one!)
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
All the females I meet offline call themselves female as well, that’s how I know this one is real.
Maeve@kbin.social 1 year ago
Hah! In another thread, I caught dune flack for saying "female." Thanks.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
It’s never too late to not be a grown up
Maeve@kbin.social 1 year ago
Thanks! I guess if I'm honest, I'm old, but my mind kind of flip-flops on whether it is old, so I usually opt for "female" when not assuming age (mine or anyone else's. Some women get nasty when you use a term that isn't their preferred category--and in my area, have the nerve to be offended when someone has preferred pronouns!).
Tldr I'm a kid at heart.
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 1 year ago
This guy fucks
BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I don’t think he does, too busy meeting up with a real girl
dyedbird@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Napoleon Dynamite reporting from the Internets…
cryostars@lemmyf.uk 1 year ago
More like kip, but yeah
unreasonabro@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Clearly he’s gay.
lars@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
Ugh if my
gay-ass
gay ass
had had
Discord in 7th grade, this is exactly the kind of bullshit propaganda I would have used to cover for myself
fishbone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Honestly this was so weird to read because of the line breaks, but it would have been way harder without them. Thanks for looking out!
I hope your gay-ass gay ass had had a great day.
RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
It does sound like he’s trying to convince himself.
force@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I’m meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour(wouldn’t expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don’t DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you’ll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I don’t expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand) @everyone
Asudox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What in the fuck
Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
Hello guys today I just had very hot sex(not gay)(with a woman) and it was pretty fun I fucked her pussy(because she is a woman) and she said she enjoyed it a lot(with a female voice because she is a female). Anyways losing your virginity(to a woman) is very exciting and I hope to do it again(with a woman).
uis@lemm.ee 1 year ago
You know, it makes me only think otherwise.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
Is this a mother’s day post?
The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
We all know his Mum.
Ahem. 😅
Holzkohlen@feddit.de 1 year ago
I had a short phase like that in my early teens. I hate you for making me remember that.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Took her forever to get here from Canada.
Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 1 year ago
She’s from one or the provinces, there’s so many you wouldn’t know it
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Needs more parentheses.
Klear@lemmy.world 1 year ago
(not that it would help)
Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
@everyone
Maeve@kbin.social 1 year ago
Your posts are the ones most likely to warm my heart, make me smile or even literally lol. This one did all three. Thank you, my friend. <3
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ha, thanks! I’m just trying doing my part to add content to the fediverse.
Maeve@kbin.social 1 year ago
Very welcome! Thank you, too!
TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The hero we want AND deserve
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
🏅
The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’ve met several. Would not recommend. Cooties, I believe you Yanks call them.
kromem@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s sweet she came in from Canada to visit him.
Neon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What’s the Joke with Canada?
Is that the new Nigerian Prince?
m3t00@lemmy.world 1 year ago
local_users lusers
magnetosphere@fedia.io 1 year ago
I’d leave a comment, but you wouldn’t understand
NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I would leave a comment but I’ll be busy (with a girl, you wouldn’t understand)
stepan@lemmy.cafe 1 year ago
I would upvote your comment, but I’ll be with a real girl (I don’t expect you to understand it)
lud@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I would read your comment, but I’ll be playing Factorio (I don’t expect you to understand it)