lmao this is too good, I would laugh but I’ll be too busy (because I’ll be meeting a girl, not that you are really going to understand)
Later, losers
Submitted 6 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3f1336d8-9bfe-478c-b3dc-45e75ba53b6b.jpeg
Comments
TxzK@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
I don’t understand :(
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 6 months ago
(you wouldn’t)
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 months ago
48 hours later
“Hey fellas.”
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
*minutes
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
He realized that she also has discord
elxeno@lemm.ee 6 months ago
bquintb@midwest.social 6 months ago
Wait…so he’s going for an evening stroll? I don’t get it
CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I think he needs to fall on his face first, to lose the entitlement and degrading behaviour towards his (up until this point) friends.
Then when he learns he can have another attempt.
sukhmel@programming.dev 6 months ago
He might be like 12 y.o. then this show off is understandable ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
for the girl’s sake I hope he doesn’t
Land_Strider@lemmy.world 6 months ago
For all of our sakes, I, too, hope he doesn’t.
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Must be so nice to know girls in real life.
By the way, I use Arch.
PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 6 months ago
Is it true they exist? I thought a woman was just a thing ai hallucinated up I didn’t think they were real.
JoShmoe@ani.social 6 months ago
The ai had to come up with the idea from somewhere. So women just might have existed at some point.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
I see, you haven’t met the female archers yet.
uis@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Female archer…
uis@lemm.ee 6 months ago
I know wonan who uses Arch.
Bosht@lemmy.world 6 months ago
What’s that? Another copypasta hot off the press? Don’t mind if I do tyvm!
Rentlar@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. l’m meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn’t expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don’t DM me asking me where l am (im with the girl, ok) you’ll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again l don’t expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, l have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)
@everyonecan@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Image compression says otherwise.
Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 6 months ago
Feel like I’ve seen this before
RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
Sounds like he doesn’t understand.
magnetosphere@fedia.io 6 months ago
If she’s in to condescending pricks, it’ll be a perfect match!
rockerface@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Assuming she exists in the first place
frickineh@lemmy.world 6 months ago
She totally does, she just goes to another Discord. I wouldn’t expect you (an obvious virgin) to understand what it’s like to have Real Human Girls be interested in you, but she’s real (a real girl and also definitely human) and she wants him. She’s just offline right now or she’d prove it.
StaySquared@lemmy.world 6 months ago
And then… the next day he will be back on discord for hours on end for days on end.
Tixanou@lemmy.world 6 months ago
guys… call me crazy but… I think he will be meeting a girl
Asudox@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I don’t understand.
CluelessDude@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
A real one mind you, none of that 2D
samus12345@lemmy.world 6 months ago
A pillow is 3D, so it totally counts!
Allero@lemmy.today 6 months ago
NO WAY
Maeve@kbin.social 6 months ago
This whole thread was awesome. Thanks, feddies! Sincerely, a real female (way too old to call myself a girl, but in threads like this, I feel like one!)
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
All the females I meet offline call themselves female as well, that’s how I know this one is real.
Maeve@kbin.social 6 months ago
Hah! In another thread, I caught dune flack for saying "female." Thanks.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
It’s never too late to not be a grown up
Maeve@kbin.social 6 months ago
Thanks! I guess if I'm honest, I'm old, but my mind kind of flip-flops on whether it is old, so I usually opt for "female" when not assuming age (mine or anyone else's. Some women get nasty when you use a term that isn't their preferred category--and in my area, have the nerve to be offended when someone has preferred pronouns!).
Tldr I'm a kid at heart.
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 6 months ago
This guy fucks
BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
I don’t think he does, too busy meeting up with a real girl
dyedbird@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Napoleon Dynamite reporting from the Internets…
cryostars@lemmyf.uk 6 months ago
More like kip, but yeah
unreasonabro@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Clearly he’s gay.
lars@lemmy.sdf.org 6 months ago
Ugh if my
gay-ass
gay ass
had had
Discord in 7th grade, this is exactly the kind of bullshit propaganda I would have used to cover for myself
fishbone@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Honestly this was so weird to read because of the line breaks, but it would have been way harder without them. Thanks for looking out!
I hope your gay-ass gay ass had had a great day.
RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
It does sound like he’s trying to convince himself.
force@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I’m meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour(wouldn’t expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don’t DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you’ll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I don’t expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand) @everyone
Asudox@lemmy.world 6 months ago
What in the fuck
Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 6 months ago
Hello guys today I just had very hot sex(not gay)(with a woman) and it was pretty fun I fucked her pussy(because she is a woman) and she said she enjoyed it a lot(with a female voice because she is a female). Anyways losing your virginity(to a woman) is very exciting and I hope to do it again(with a woman).
uis@lemm.ee 6 months ago
You know, it makes me only think otherwise.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 6 months ago
Is this a mother’s day post?
The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.world 6 months ago
We all know his Mum.
Ahem. 😅
Holzkohlen@feddit.de 6 months ago
I had a short phase like that in my early teens. I hate you for making me remember that.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Took her forever to get here from Canada.
Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 6 months ago
She’s from one or the provinces, there’s so many you wouldn’t know it
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Needs more parentheses.
Klear@lemmy.world 6 months ago
(not that it would help)
Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 6 months ago
@everyone
Maeve@kbin.social 6 months ago
Your posts are the ones most likely to warm my heart, make me smile or even literally lol. This one did all three. Thank you, my friend. <3
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Ha, thanks! I’m just trying doing my part to add content to the fediverse.
Maeve@kbin.social 6 months ago
Very welcome! Thank you, too!
TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 6 months ago
The hero we want AND deserve
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
🏅
The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I’ve met several. Would not recommend. Cooties, I believe you Yanks call them.
kromem@lemmy.world 6 months ago
That’s sweet she came in from Canada to visit him.
Neon@lemmy.world 6 months ago
What’s the Joke with Canada?
Is that the new Nigerian Prince?
m3t00@lemmy.world 6 months ago
local_users lusers
magnetosphere@fedia.io 6 months ago
I’d leave a comment, but you wouldn’t understand
NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I would leave a comment but I’ll be busy (with a girl, you wouldn’t understand)
stepan@lemmy.cafe 6 months ago
I would upvote your comment, but I’ll be with a real girl (I don’t expect you to understand it)
lud@lemm.ee 6 months ago
I would read your comment, but I’ll be playing Factorio (I don’t expect you to understand it)