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• CluckN@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Pshh, I’m working on an AI blockchain cloud based customer first smart learning adaptive agile Air Fryer that will blow the competition away.

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  • SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I ran that through Bing AI real quick lol

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    • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Ataliative 😮

      Adetvi Learning 😲

      Blowv the ciompetittio 🤯

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    • CluckN@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      I’m surprised it’s able to make readable text.

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    • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Yeah these look exactly like things I’d see on billboards in Vegas when certain conventions are in town…

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    • drolex@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      I will probably use these images in a corporate PowerPoint. I’m not asking for your permission, I’m warning you. Sorry, it’s too good. (I will credit you as a CTO of some company ending in -SYS or - LEA if you want)

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    • Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Ahh I miss the days when people who knew and used generative AI understood they are best for shits and giggles.

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  • Pardal@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

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  • nolannice@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Please God tell me it has individually packaged chicken nugget pods with DRM and more plastic waste than food 🤤

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    • businessfish@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      and you can only control it through our official mobile app!

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  • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Same but better

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  • Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Does it have a voice assistant so it can be voice controlled and totally not to violate our privacy?

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  • smeg@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    That’s some real blue-sky thinking

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  • otacon239@feddit.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Boy do I have the product for you: youtu.be/F_HOrMmWoMA?si=sNxyxbwaKOnZiPqW

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  • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Nah, I’m only interested in deep learning

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  • ieatpwns@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I’m in.

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• pennomi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Me too, but I make pathfinding algorithms for video game characters. The truly classic Artificial Intelligence.

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  • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I appreciate your work. Rock and Stone.

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    • Water_Melon_boy@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Did I hear a Rock and Stone!?

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  • bobotron@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I still remember fighting grunts in the original half life for the first time and being blown away. Your work makes games great!

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    • barsoap@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      It’s been a while since I looked at how Valve does it but it could be called a primitive expert system. And while the HL1 grunts were extraordinary for their time, HL2’s combine grunts are still pretty much the gold standard. Without the AI leaking information to the player via radio chatter it would feel very much like the AI is cheating because yes, HL2’s grunts are better at tactics than 99.99% of humans. It also helps that you’re a bullet sponge so them outsmarting you, like leading you into an ambush, doesn’t necessarily mean that you’re done for.

      OTOH they’re a couple of pages of state-machines that would have no idea what to do in the real world.

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    • perishthethought@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      <sweats in Opposing Force>

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  • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    So many walls being ran into over the years!

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• ekky@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  LLMs (or really ChatGPT and MS Copilot) having hijacked the term “AI” is really annoying.

  In more than one questionnaire or discussion: Q: “Do you use AI at work?” A: “Yes, I make and train CNN (find and label items in images) models etc.” Q: “How has AI influenced your productivity at work?” A: ???

  Can’t mention AI or machine learning in public without people instantly thinking about LLM.

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  • smeg@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

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    • dvlsg@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      I’m still mad that ML doesn’t refer to that family of programming languages anymore.

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    • ekky@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Luckily that was only the abbreviation and not the actual word. I know that language changes all the time, constantly, but I still find it annoying when a properly established and widely (within reason) used term gets appropriated and hijacked.

      I mean, I guess it happens all the time in with fiction, and in sciences you sometimes run into a situation where an old term just does not fit new observations, but please keep your slimy, grubby, way-too-adhesive, klepto-grappers away from my perfectly fine professional umbrella terms. :(

      Please excuse my rant.

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  • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I had a first stage interview with a large multinatiomal construction company where I’d be “the only person in the organization sanctioned to use ai”

    they meant: use chatgpt to generate blogs

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    • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      “That’s some high security clearance to have a computer rapidly tap auto-complete for entire paragraphs, hoss…wait it pays how much?(Ahem) I shall take this solemn responsibility of the highest order so very seriously!” Lol

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  • marcos@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    We are just taking “crypto” back to mean something useful. It was just a matter of some stupid people losing enough money.

    I hope in a few years we can take “AI” back too.

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    • AppleTea@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      “AI” will never shake the connotations science fiction has given it. The association is always going to skew towards positronic brains and Commander Data.

      In the world of Actual Machines, “AI” is a term that should barely be tolerated in advertising departments, let alone anything remotely close to R&D

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    • veganpizza69@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      AI will be taken back.

      spoiler

      by avian influenza

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• finkrat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Investors are such emotionally led beings

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  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    They’re just betting on what will get bailed out because of their own bribes. It’s pure feedback at this point; all noise and no signal.

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• Waldowal@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  As an older developer, you could replace “machine learning” with “statistical modeling” and “artificial intelligence” with “machine learning”.

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  • reverendsteveii@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    “I’m into if statements lately”

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  • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    “It’s the same picture.”

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  • QuaternionsRock@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I think people are hesitant to call ML “statistical modeling” because traditional statistical models approximate the underlying phenomena; e.g., a logarithmic regression would only be used to study logarithmic phenomena. ML models, by contrast, seldom resemble what they’re actually modeling.

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  • Num10ck@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    fuzzy logic

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    • lightnegative@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      I hear this all the time in my field.

      “Can you just fuzzy match the records between the systems?”

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  • cmfhsu@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    We used to distinguish AI as automatically / programmatically making a decision based on an ML model, but I’m guilty of calling it AI for wow factor, lol

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• tory@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  My old coworker used to say this all the time back around 2018:

  “What’s the difference between AI and machine learning?

  Machine learning is done in Python. AI is done in PowerPoint.”

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• FaceDeer@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Machine learning is a subset of artificial intelligence, so I don't see anything wrong here. The character's using a more generic term when talking to a layperson.

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  • apocalypticat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I think the point that they’re making is that they used the latest buzz word for the people dishing out the dough.

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    • FaceDeer@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Yes, and I'm saying there's nothing wrong with that "buzz word." It's accurate, just more generic.

      I see a lot of people these days raising objections that LLMs and whatnot "aren't really artificial intelligence!" Because they're operating from the definition of artificial intelligence they got from science fiction TV shows, where it's not AI unless it replicates or exceeds human intelligence in all meaningful ways. The term has been widely used in computer science for 70 years, though, applying to a broad range of subjects. Machine learning is clearly within that range.

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• Emptiness@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  There needs to be a new taunting community for this mlm similar to the one for #buttcoin.

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  • Rolando@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    !fuck_ai@lemmy.world and sometimes !sneerclub@awful.systems

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  • MBM@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    AI is a common topic on !techtakes@awful.systems (the same instance has !buttcoin@awful.systems)

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  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Hopefully this one will age better than Buttcoin (est 2011) though.

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• Ephera@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Whenever people say “AI”, I like to mentally insert an M, G and C: ✨Magic✨

  Or as it’s also known:
  ✨I don’t want to explain what I actually did, so here’s a meaningless word to stop you asking questions.✨

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• Socsa@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  One guy spends a summer implementing a backdrop algorithms in CUDA and now my mom thinks butterflies are stealing her blood at night.

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  • TheLowestStone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Idea for future D&D side plot: butterflies are stealing blood at night.

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    • chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      “Crimson Lepids”

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Prompt Engineer: “I am a machine teacher.”

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• RickAstleyfounddead@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  This should be at !programmer_humor@programming.dev

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• Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I mean yeah, but he should still walk into the sea.

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