apocalypticat
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- Comment on goldcrests 1 day ago:
Haha, so true!
- Comment on shark trash 2 weeks ago:
It’s gotta be just the contents, no? Otherwise I imagine they’d slice up their stomach on all those razor-sharp teeth.
- Comment on I feel you, green guy. 3 weeks ago:
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Because some things are, and some things aren’t.
- Comment on How to improve your Lemmy experience 3 weeks ago:
Too bad it doesn’t work for filtering text in images, because here you are.
- Comment on Just Terrible 4 weeks ago:
Yeah this joke goes much deeper than I thought when I first commented.
- Comment on Just Terrible 4 weeks ago:
If they’re using MATLAB, wouldn’t the index start at 1?
- Comment on The Park 5 weeks ago:
Dang! She’s got legs like tree trunks.
- Comment on What the HELL is going on here. Two very old white brits rapping with T-Pain... 5 weeks ago:
Oh wow, a gunshot sound effect, so cool 🙄
- Comment on Let me at 'em!! 1 month ago:
You’re assuming the blade would be thinner than the nucleus, at the very least.
- Comment on These motivational messages on the computer screen in an emergency department hospital room 2 months ago:
this would unironically make me feel like I succeeded
- Comment on Hmmm 3 months ago:
Oooh🤦♂️
- Comment on Hmmm 3 months ago:
Scaling looks like scaling+translation? And rotation looks like either rotation+translation, or scaling+translation?
- Comment on when smt isn't done up to standard, I just tape it to increase everyone's anxiety 4 months ago:
Lol I’d love to see them try to duct tape those to a board.
- Comment on when smt isn't done up to standard, I just tape it to increase everyone's anxiety 4 months ago:
Spent too long trying to figure out what a rooftop “SMT” unit is. I think they meant smt, short for “something”? 🤦♂️Wen smt in’t don up 2 std, I jst tap it to increes erone’s anxty
- Comment on Beaks 4 months ago:
Because it’s not? An espresso maker extracts the flavor from the coffee beans, just as the rounded beak extracts the nuts from their shells.
- Comment on Ruby turds 4 months ago:
“It’s always communists in China, or drug dealers in South America, or oil people in Russia” 🙄. Or philanthropists in USA. Or all of the above, in any country, including USA.
- Comment on LeBron James Opts Out of Lakers' $51M Contract; Expected to Sign New Deal 4 months ago:
Return to Cleveland 2: Electric Boogaloo
- Comment on Fuck the law 4 months ago:
their pizza box is not the only thing that looks to be made of cardboard
- Comment on Fuck the law 4 months ago:
drunk couple act
genuinely curious what this is
- Comment on It's lunch time babe 5 months ago:
When the conference chair takes their title too literally.
- Comment on NBA Rumors: Monty Williams Fired as Pistons HC with 5 Years, $65M+ Left on Contract 5 months ago:
For that amount of money, the Pistons could fund and support a state-of-the-art coaching and scientific research center, that churns out coaches and simultaneously works to improve player performance, but they decided instead to hand it off to one guy. That organization shows no creativity.
- Comment on How typical 5 months ago:
depends on what your definition of is is
- Comment on Danger Noodle 5 months ago:
NOT dangerous, so “danger noodle” just becomes “noodle”?
“Sand boas, like all boas, are not venomous.” The Arabian Sand Boa (critter.science)
- Comment on Old comic, more relevant than ever 6 months ago:
I think the point that they’re making is that they used the latest buzz word for the people dishing out the dough.
- Comment on Cavaliers win G7 over Magic (1st PO win since 1993 without Lebron) and advance to the Eastern Semis with 39 points from Mitchell 6 months ago:
If they play to their potential, the Cavs can beat anybody. I’m hopeful for this to be a competitive series.
- Comment on Sad 6 months ago:
I was at a networking event with people with work people. They had a big tray of fruit and cheese that included a whole, unsliced pineapple displayed on the center, not being used. The caterers thought my request was wacky, but agreed to let me take the pineapple. The people I was with shamed me out of taking it, and I reluctantly dropped the pineapple. The ordeal became something we still reminisce about. I found a random pineapple on my desk one day. And we share pineapple-themed pictures when we happen upon something.
This particular day, I hit the pineapple jackpot.
- Comment on Me getting used to Lemmy 7 months ago:
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- Comment on proof is in the pudding 7 months ago:
- Comment on Happy April Fool's here's your System of a Down meme 7 months ago:
Watching from a post up high
