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Fuck the law

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Submitted ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Popularize this fashion until everyone’s doing it. Then everyone can smuggle all the chicken they want anywhere they want without being suspected. Personally though I’m putting fried chicken in mine.

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    • RandomStickman@kbin.run ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Normalise fried chicken cologne as well

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      • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Is No.11 your scent as well?

        fastfoodclub.com/…/kfc-launched-bbq-cologne-and-s…

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      • grue@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        We tried, but then VW had to go and blow it.

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    • Assman@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The real Buckethead

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    • downpunxx@fedia.io ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      there will be dogs

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      • PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        For some, this is a plus.

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  • shinratdr@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t know if this just caught me at the right time or what but I don’t think I’ve ever cried laughing at a meme before. Thanks!

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    • pancakes@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s her expression that gets me

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      • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The expression of someone who has just farted but knows no one will ever suspect her?

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      • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s such a brilliant expression, the cheeky smirk and eyes full of glee. Zendaya knows something and is relishing the fact that everyone else doesn’t.

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  • pjwestin@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Woman looks like Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I bet he’s secretly smuggling chicken as well.

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      • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        He smuggles the entire poultry industry

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  • Revan343@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I once duct taped a pizza to the inside of my jacket to smuggle it into a theatre

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    • casmael@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How did that turn out

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      • Revan343@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The girl I was going to the movie with thought it was hilarious, so it got me laid.

        The pizza was from Little Caesars, so it wasn’t really any worse after being sideways for a while

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  • PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Legit did the drunk couple act with my GF once to smuggle her favorite candies into the theater for a movie date

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    • apocalypticat@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      drunk couple act

      genuinely curious what this is

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      • PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Stuff contraband in pockets of matching sides, pretend to be leaning on each other as you walk in with goodies well concealed.

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My fiancee: that hat is too big for her head.

    Me: did you even read the caption?

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s obviously too small for two rotisserie chickens

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      • Raxiel@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Could fit more than a couple of roast quail though

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    • dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If she didn’t bring a rotisserie chicken, that hat is definitely too big. But if she thought of bringing one, her brain is so large that it wouldn’t leave any room for the chicken.

      That hat is a real Catch 22.

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  • KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ve walked into a regal cinema with twizzlers and a water bottle many times before. They do not care.

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    • PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hard to care when not paid enough.

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      • KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I googled it and the one by me pay fairly well for the area and they often hire disabled workers.

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      • FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The usher taking tickets is more concerned about hooking up with the girl working concessions than anything you got in your pocket

        Source: used to be that teenager

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    • polonius-rex@kbin.run ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      i feel like a hot rotisserie chicken is a different ball game

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  • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The air of superiority in that face. It’s like a surrealist mona lisa.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s because she knows that chicken is really tasty

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  • norimee@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fuck the law

    There is no law about any kind of chicken in cinemas. They can’t even arrest you, when you bring your pet chicken.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If only that were true for every country on this earth

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      • norimee@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I doubt there is actually a country that has a law about it. That cinemas don’t allow it, doesn’t mean there is a law.

        My sister doesn’t allow people to wear shoes in her living room. Doesn’t mean there is a law against shoes in living rooms and you will be arrested for wearing shoes.

        You are welcome to prove me wrong and provide a source for your claim.

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    • Snowclone@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A business can forbid outside food, it’s not a rare choice, they are a private business and can remove people based on their actions. Then again, I’ve never once seen a theater try or care.

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      • Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yes, sure, but norimee is right, they can’t arrest you. If they do arrest you for it, it’s false improsinment and they’ll get arrested instead.

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  • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thanks for this OP, everyone I’ve shared this with has gotten a kick out of it. It’s such a big, goofy hat. That paired with that smirk on her face is too perfect.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Goofy hats are whack yo

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Cargo pants and Chinese takeout

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  • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’d hate to sit behind this person.

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    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s a lot of chicken. I bet she would share.

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      • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Alas, I’m not into chicken, let alone head chicken.

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  • tacosanonymous@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I could put soooo many beans in one of those.

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  • toomanypancakes@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You could smuggle in an entire watermelon with that hat, dang

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  • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nah. That’s an entire air fryer in there.

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  • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is so hilarious.

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  • gmanlikescheese@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Penis

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    • yum@lemmy.eco.br ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Epic

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    • cheeseburger@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My thoughts, exactly 😌

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