I don’t know if this just caught me at the right time or what but I don’t think I’ve ever cried laughing at a meme before. Thanks!
Fuck the law
Submitted 11 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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shinratdr@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
pancakes@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
It’s her expression that gets me
MehBlah@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The expression of someone who has just farted but knows no one will ever suspect her?
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s such a brilliant expression, the cheeky smirk and eyes full of glee. Zendaya knows something and is relishing the fact that everyone else doesn’t.
pjwestin@lemmy.world 11 months ago
ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Woman looks like Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I bet he’s secretly smuggling chicken as well.
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
He smuggles the entire poultry industry
Revan343@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
I once duct taped a pizza to the inside of my jacket to smuggle it into a theatre
casmael@lemm.ee 11 months ago
How did that turn out
Revan343@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
The girl I was going to the movie with thought it was hilarious, so it got me laid.
The pizza was from Little Caesars, so it wasn’t really any worse after being sideways for a while
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Legit did the drunk couple act with my GF once to smuggle her favorite candies into the theater for a movie date
apocalypticat@lemmy.world 11 months ago
drunk couple act
genuinely curious what this is
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Stuff contraband in pockets of matching sides, pretend to be leaning on each other as you walk in with goodies well concealed.
Etterra@lemmy.world 11 months ago
My fiancee: that hat is too big for her head.
Me: did you even read the caption?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s obviously too small for two rotisserie chickens
Raxiel@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Could fit more than a couple of roast quail though
dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 11 months ago
If she didn’t bring a rotisserie chicken, that hat is definitely too big. But if she thought of bringing one, her brain is so large that it wouldn’t leave any room for the chicken.
That hat is a real Catch 22.
KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’ve walked into a regal cinema with twizzlers and a water bottle many times before. They do not care.
PunnyName@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Hard to care when not paid enough.
KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I googled it and the one by me pay fairly well for the area and they often hire disabled workers.
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The usher taking tickets is more concerned about hooking up with the girl working concessions than anything you got in your pocket
Source: used to be that teenager
polonius-rex@kbin.run 11 months ago
i feel like a hot rotisserie chicken is a different ball game
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The air of superiority in that face. It’s like a surrealist mona lisa.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s because she knows that chicken is really tasty
norimee@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Fuck the law
There is no law about any kind of chicken in cinemas. They can’t even arrest you, when you bring your pet chicken.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If only that were true for every country on this earth
norimee@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I doubt there is actually a country that has a law about it. That cinemas don’t allow it, doesn’t mean there is a law.
My sister doesn’t allow people to wear shoes in her living room. Doesn’t mean there is a law against shoes in living rooms and you will be arrested for wearing shoes.
You are welcome to prove me wrong and provide a source for your claim.
Snowclone@lemmy.world 11 months ago
A business can forbid outside food, it’s not a rare choice, they are a private business and can remove people based on their actions. Then again, I’ve never once seen a theater try or care.
Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
Yes, sure, but norimee is right, they can’t arrest you. If they do arrest you for it, it’s false improsinment and they’ll get arrested instead.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 11 months ago
Thanks for this OP, everyone I’ve shared this with has gotten a kick out of it. It’s such a big, goofy hat. That paired with that smirk on her face is too perfect.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Goofy hats are whack yo
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Cargo pants and Chinese takeout
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 11 months ago
I’d hate to sit behind this person.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
It’s a lot of chicken. I bet she would share.
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 11 months ago
Alas, I’m not into chicken, let alone head chicken.
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I could put soooo many beans in one of those.
toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You could smuggle in an entire watermelon with that hat, dang
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Nah. That’s an entire air fryer in there.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 11 months ago
This is so hilarious.
gmanlikescheese@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Penis
yum@lemmy.eco.br 11 months ago
Epic
cheeseburger@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
My thoughts, exactly 😌
PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 11 months ago
Popularize this fashion until everyone’s doing it. Then everyone can smuggle all the chicken they want anywhere they want without being suspected. Personally though I’m putting fried chicken in mine.
RandomStickman@kbin.run 11 months ago
Normalise fried chicken cologne as well
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Is No.11 your scent as well?
fastfoodclub.com/…/kfc-launched-bbq-cologne-and-s…
grue@lemmy.world 11 months ago
We tried, but then VW had to go and blow it.
Assman@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
The real Buckethead
downpunxx@fedia.io 11 months ago
there will be dogs
PunnyName@lemmy.world 11 months ago
For some, this is a plus.