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Anon shows off Linux in class

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Anon doesn’t know how to draw a circle in GIMP

    Skill issue

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    • KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      But seriously, how do you do it?

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      • scrion@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Circular selection, fill?

        Or, for an annulus: circular selection, border, enter border width, fill.

        Or, for any selection on general: edit, stroke selection.

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      • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        The same way you do it in Photoshop, really

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      • exocrinous@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Choose the circular pattern on the pencil tool and set the width to your desired diameter.

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    • moonburster@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Got to say that I had some trouble with that on gimp, but it’s possible!

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  • mlg@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I like how stock photoshop refuses to run with wine not because Adobe cares about linux but because of the insane amount of DRM that harasses you on Windows.

    Meaning pirated photoshop runs fine on wine lol

    I think there’s even a github script to do it all for you with gpu acceleration enabled so you don’t have to even bother finding a pirate copy.

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    • FMEEE@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Or just use Photoshop online works for me

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    • jose1324@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Where would one find this script?

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      • mlg@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        github.com/LinSoftWin/Photoshop-CC2022-Linux

        This is 2021 and 2022, not sure if someone has mad a newer one.

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  • Floey@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Okay but starting a lesson on Photoshop with the circle tool is like starting a lesson on Word with inserting a table. If working with abstract shapes is your modus operandi something like Illustrator or Inkscape makes a lot more sense as a tool.

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    • Rekonok@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Also beating up your students on the parking lot sound very fun to end the day but have no value in education

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      • Pollo_Jack@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Nanny state

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      • Tankton@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        The beatings will continue until Photoshop is mastered.

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    • asteriskeverything@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Dude… idk if I know if I’ve ever seen a more accurate simile than that. Equally “buggy*”, frustrating, and absurd if you have little to no experience with it

      *idr word tables well but I suspect it was like pen tool where it wasn’t so much buggy as it’s hard to make it work right if you don’t get it yet

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  • umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    i like the one about anon compiling a very minimal kernel on arch and whoops cant present to class because hdmi out doesnt work lol

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    • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Some of my more memorable experiences in gentoo over the years have been from trying to trim everything I can out from my kernel. It tends to work, until it doesn’t.

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  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Anon went on to write Krita.

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    • Username02@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Krita >>> gimp Fight me

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  • stembolts@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Don’t mess with the BSD gang, let this be a lesson to anon.

    Stealing from 4chan, we really are reddit’s child.

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    • jqubed@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This is literally the greentext community; where else is the content supposed to come from?

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      • stembolts@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Just joking, because people used to complain about this for whatever reason on reddit, and 4chan.

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  • AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Lol in hungary we used gimp because the school couldnt afford photoshop(it was one of the best schools in the country).

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    • someguy3@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Shits expensive AF.

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    • maynarkh@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      ugyanitt bojler eladó

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      • AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Nem lopott, nem hasznalt

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  • Tehdastehdas@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Meanwhile several others tried to buy Photoshop on their proprietary systems but couldn’t afford it. They opened Paint.

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    • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      pirating it is pretty fast & easy

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      • Land_Strider@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Not even closely. At least getting it not bitch about not being “genuine” after a few minutes.

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      • bbb@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        And secure?

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      • Baku@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I’ve found they tend to work until they don’t. I saw one that worked for a year, and then something changed and it started birching about being non genuine

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    • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And even they could draw a circle. Poor anon.

      No wonder they beat them up on the parking lot.

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  • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Anon appreciates the chaturbate ads embedded in his start menu

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  • nutsack@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I actually remember trying to draw a circle with gimp one time. It was actually completely fucked

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    • curiousPJ@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      From memory …

      Select tool and draw circle. Select option menu then click ‘to path’ Unselect all Somewhere nearby there is a fill stroke to path or something.

      Yeah…I’m considering going over to paint.net or something else.

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      • png@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Krita is fabulous!

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  • Matriks404@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Is this the most reposted greentext?

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  • angrystego@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Photopea

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    • merthyr1831@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      if it had a lifetime license I wouldnt actually mind paying!

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  • Mikufan@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Skill issue.

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  • Hyphlosion@donphan.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Is nobody going to ask how Anon getting beat up in the parking lot is relevant to the story? There’s no indication that Anon’s classmates followed them out to the parking lot. The incident feels more random.

    Am I overthinking this instead of drifting off to sleep? Most likely.

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    • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Of course it happened exactly like that. Nobody would ever just make shit up on 4chan, right?

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    • chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The joke is that Anon is a very irresistibly punchable sort of person and so of course they would be a victim of violence. A common theme in greentexts is projected anxiety about peer rejection for not conforming.

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      • barsquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Isn’t this greentext mocking Linux users? Am I not understanding and the author’s perspective is actually that they like Linux but feel ostracized?

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      • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Anon has backpfeifengesicht.

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    • Phoenix3875@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

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    • DeLift@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I guess what is being implied is that Anon is an insufferable “linux is better then windows” nerd and that the bullying is therefore “justified”.

      But don’t read too much into it, it’s just a funny 4chan haha greentext.

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    • SirHenry@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah, it’s just funny haha. So just go to sleep 😴.

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  • joel1974@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
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    • Reddfugee42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      (Yes you are)

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      • Grabthar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Thanks mom!

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    • DriftinGrifter@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      neither is windows mac or any os or device tbh

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  • sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Use Krita?

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  • scytale@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Anon could’ve just opened a browser and went to photopea.com

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    • Damage@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      In 2016?

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      • Voyajer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yes

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  • zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Seriously though, why is gimp missing features from kidpix

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    • Limitless_screaming@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It's not missing a feature here, it just has a different way to do it. Pick the Ellipse selection tool, make an oval while holding "shift", right click > Edit > stroke selection.

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      • Cypher@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        No surprise their market share is garbage despite being free

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  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Where’s this school that does Photoshop class and the school doesn’t provide the software and equipment?

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    • LesserAbe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Hey something’s fishy here! I’m starting to think this guy wasn’t beat up in the parking lot either

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  • vanderbilt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Anon discovers he should bought a Mac.

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  • hal_5700X@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    youtu.be/oCEZC9w5cMc

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