Awww
They went from ‘toasters’ to ‘a toaster’. OP stopped sl****utting it up and found the toaster for them. How wholesome
Anon finds his people
Submitted 8 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Comments
troglodytis@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Sanctus@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It was definitely there before the internet, too. You just couldn’t easily connect with other toaster fuckers.
Entropywins@kbin.social 8 months ago
No you couldn't...I connected with em perfectly fine
Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 8 months ago
You must be a toaster
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
Being unable to find a group of enablers to reinforce each other’s insanity is a good thing.
Having to have actual, real life humans as your social circle helps in actually socializing people. Like kittens who need other cats around to learn how to properly cat themselves. Without it they develop social issues or worse.
psud@aussie.zone 8 months ago
Sure, but it was internet that made these tiny scattered groups into large findable ones
Before the internet you would need to live near a proud and loud toaster fucker to find a group
Old furries in tech are in tech because they learnt and used early computer networks to connect with other furries
umbrella@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
i dont think there would be as many toaster fuckers without the encouragement from a big community of toaster fuckers
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 8 months ago
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
frunch@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I had one of their cassettes back in the day! If i recall correctly, the last track on the album was called “T Time”.
Kedly@lemm.ee 8 months ago
jaybone@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Guy was white before he met them.
WillFord27@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Don’t let the bastards grind you down
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Good with either tbh
reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 8 months ago
would.
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 8 months ago
she cute (the Asian one)
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 8 months ago
You should watch the show. Battlestar Galactica
rtxn@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That has to be at least a quarter of the entire Warhammer 40k community.
reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 8 months ago
fuck up your life
You see, the thing about that is you always hear about the guy who jerks off to r/dragonsfuckingcars and then does a mass shooting, but you never hear about the guy who goes to work in the morning, does an adequate job, come home, jerks off to r/dragonsfuckingcars and then goes peacefully to sleep
FiskFisk33@startrek.website 8 months ago
ಠ_ಠ
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
found the /r/carsfuckingdragons guy
lseif@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
which one are you ?
reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 8 months ago
I am the car
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Thats just the Cult Mechanicus, wait till he finds out about Skiitari femboys fucking toasters.
echodot@feddit.uk 8 months ago
Stupid sexy Cylons
jaybone@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Feels like I’m frakking nothing at all.
doublejay1999@lemmy.world 8 months ago
A metaphor for Alex Jones and his acolytes
Sprawlie@lemmy.world 8 months ago
and so many others online. there are so many very tight and close echo chambers, where people outright invent a new reality for themselves, and get angry, antagonistic towards actual reality
See: AntiVaxxers, NeoNazi’s, and Flat Earthers.
at least before social media these nutbars stayed isolated and alone and couldn’t get together and recruit / spread their messages easily.
Taalnazi@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Though, on the other hand, thanks to the internet we also have more positive spaces now…
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 8 months ago
Oh no, was After Dark a gateway drug?
Secret300@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
I hate the censorship
jqubed@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Is he talking literally about toasters or using it as a slang for robots/androids?
13esq@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It’s an allegory for any “extremely niche” interest that would have been considered super weird before these people could easily find eachother, although OP probably had furries and people like that in mind.
summerof69@lemm.ee 8 months ago
It’s 4chan. The dude literally wants to fuck toasters.
Azuth@lemmy.today 8 months ago
Yeah, I’ve mostly heard this mentioned in reference to really obscure fetishes that you’d probably never have a chance to indulge in if it weren’t for the internet.
suction@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’ll take this one: It’s toasters
paysrenttobirds@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
I remember an early wtf Internet moment for me on fark.com someone linked a car-fucking forum complete with diy “muffler cosies”, etc. Probably at least half joking, right??
yokonzo@lemmy.world 8 months ago
OP did you censor this or did anon post it like this
Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
It was like this when I found it
Daxtron2@startrek.website 8 months ago
Probably got posted to Instagram at some point, they’re usually censored there.
thyme@leminal.space 8 months ago
So, all you do is repost greentext shit, huh?
nasi_goreng@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
…you’re literally on Greentext community.
thyme@leminal.space 8 months ago
It showed up on the front page. Doesn’t change the fact that every post for the past 3 months from OP are shitty reddit reposts. Whatever. Continue to celebrate mediocrity.
AdmiralShat@programming.dev 8 months ago
Are you fuck
Are
You
Fucking
Stupid
thyme@leminal.space 8 months ago
Do you
Do you really think
that putting random spaces between lines
makes
you
look like
less
of
a
fucking
idiot
Surprise!
I
t
does
not
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 8 months ago
Your life and your toaster
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 8 months ago
a fucking ramrod
MxM111@kbin.social 8 months ago
For my request about people who wants to fuck toaster, Google finds sex offender registration. That’s his people?
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
techsexual.exe
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 8 months ago
I can’t think of anything more 2024 than openly talking about having sexual intercourse with household objects but censoring the word “retard”.
umbrella@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
funnily enough my (or your) instance filters out the word too
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
I switched over from your instance because of the censorship. It’s infantilizing to cross out or add asterisks to such words.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 8 months ago
Nah that’s your instance. It shows up fine when I view it on mine, but when I go on your it does indeed say removed.
echodot@feddit.uk 8 months ago
Because 4chan he’s almost exclusively populated by 12-year-olds who think they’re edgy but also don’t want to upset mother
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 8 months ago
They’re mother isn’t on 4chan and they know it.
Also, nobody on 4chan actually censors that word, it must have been OP who did it, meaning they’re afraid their mother is on Lemmy reading 4chan greentexts.
Kedly@lemm.ee 8 months ago
By 12 year olds do you mean ACTUAL 12 year olds? Or 30 year old men who never mentally progressed past 12?