Awww
They went from ‘toasters’ to ‘a toaster’. OP stopped sl****utting it up and found the toaster for them. How wholesome
Anon finds his people
Submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Comments
troglodytis@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Sanctus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It was definitely there before the internet, too. You just couldn’t easily connect with other toaster fuckers.
Entropywins@kbin.social 1 year ago
No you couldn't...I connected with em perfectly fine
Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 1 year ago
You must be a toaster
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Being unable to find a group of enablers to reinforce each other’s insanity is a good thing.
Having to have actual, real life humans as your social circle helps in actually socializing people. Like kittens who need other cats around to learn how to properly cat themselves. Without it they develop social issues or worse.
psud@aussie.zone 1 year ago
Sure, but it was internet that made these tiny scattered groups into large findable ones
Before the internet you would need to live near a proud and loud toaster fucker to find a group
Old furries in tech are in tech because they learnt and used early computer networks to connect with other furries
umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
i dont think there would be as many toaster fuckers without the encouragement from a big community of toaster fuckers
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 1 year ago
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
frunch@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I had one of their cassettes back in the day! If i recall correctly, the last track on the album was called “T Time”.
Kedly@lemm.ee 1 year ago
jaybone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Guy was white before he met them.
WillFord27@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Don’t let the bastards grind you down
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Good with either tbh
reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 1 year ago
would.
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 1 year ago
she cute (the Asian one)
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 1 year ago
You should watch the show. Battlestar Galactica
rtxn@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That has to be at least a quarter of the entire Warhammer 40k community.
reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 1 year ago
fuck up your life
You see, the thing about that is you always hear about the guy who jerks off to r/dragonsfuckingcars and then does a mass shooting, but you never hear about the guy who goes to work in the morning, does an adequate job, come home, jerks off to r/dragonsfuckingcars and then goes peacefully to sleep
FiskFisk33@startrek.website 1 year ago
ಠ_ಠ
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
found the /r/carsfuckingdragons guy
lseif@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
which one are you ?
reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I am the car
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Thats just the Cult Mechanicus, wait till he finds out about Skiitari femboys fucking toasters.
echodot@feddit.uk 1 year ago
Stupid sexy Cylons
jaybone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Feels like I’m frakking nothing at all.
doublejay1999@lemmy.world 1 year ago
A metaphor for Alex Jones and his acolytes
Sprawlie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
and so many others online. there are so many very tight and close echo chambers, where people outright invent a new reality for themselves, and get angry, antagonistic towards actual reality
See: AntiVaxxers, NeoNazi’s, and Flat Earthers.
at least before social media these nutbars stayed isolated and alone and couldn’t get together and recruit / spread their messages easily.
Taalnazi@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Though, on the other hand, thanks to the internet we also have more positive spaces now…
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 1 year ago
Oh no, was After Dark a gateway drug?
Secret300@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I hate the censorship
jqubed@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Is he talking literally about toasters or using it as a slang for robots/androids?
13esq@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s an allegory for any “extremely niche” interest that would have been considered super weird before these people could easily find eachother, although OP probably had furries and people like that in mind.
summerof69@lemm.ee 1 year ago
It’s 4chan. The dude literally wants to fuck toasters.
Azuth@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Yeah, I’ve mostly heard this mentioned in reference to really obscure fetishes that you’d probably never have a chance to indulge in if it weren’t for the internet.
suction@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’ll take this one: It’s toasters
paysrenttobirds@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I remember an early wtf Internet moment for me on fark.com someone linked a car-fucking forum complete with diy “muffler cosies”, etc. Probably at least half joking, right??
yokonzo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
OP did you censor this or did anon post it like this
Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
It was like this when I found it
Daxtron2@startrek.website 1 year ago
Probably got posted to Instagram at some point, they’re usually censored there.
thyme@leminal.space 1 year ago
So, all you do is repost greentext shit, huh?
nasi_goreng@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
…you’re literally on Greentext community.
thyme@leminal.space 1 year ago
It showed up on the front page. Doesn’t change the fact that every post for the past 3 months from OP are shitty reddit reposts. Whatever. Continue to celebrate mediocrity.
AdmiralShat@programming.dev 1 year ago
Are you fuck
Are
You
Fucking
Stupid
thyme@leminal.space 1 year ago
Do you
Do you really think
that putting random spaces between lines
makes
you
look like
less
of
a
fucking
idiot
Surprise!
I
t
does
not
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 year ago
Your life and your toaster
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 1 year ago
a fucking ramrod
MxM111@kbin.social 1 year ago
For my request about people who wants to fuck toaster, Google finds sex offender registration. That’s his people?
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
techsexual.exe
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 year ago
I can’t think of anything more 2024 than openly talking about having sexual intercourse with household objects but censoring the word “retard”.
umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
funnily enough my (or your) instance filters out the word too
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
I switched over from your instance because of the censorship. It’s infantilizing to cross out or add asterisks to such words.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Nah that’s your instance. It shows up fine when I view it on mine, but when I go on your it does indeed say removed.
echodot@feddit.uk 1 year ago
Because 4chan he’s almost exclusively populated by 12-year-olds who think they’re edgy but also don’t want to upset mother
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 year ago
They’re mother isn’t on 4chan and they know it.
Also, nobody on 4chan actually censors that word, it must have been OP who did it, meaning they’re afraid their mother is on Lemmy reading 4chan greentexts.
Kedly@lemm.ee 1 year ago
By 12 year olds do you mean ACTUAL 12 year olds? Or 30 year old men who never mentally progressed past 12?