Spaghetti_Hitchens

@Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Pushing their way to the front of the line to get the last jelly donut

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon finds his people⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You must be a toaster

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨U.S. Sues Apple, Accusing It of Maintaining an iPhone Monopoly⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  God. All I really want is to be able to sideload and app I developed without Apple's approval.

  And not bullying kids because of their chat bubble color would be cool, too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reel Big FishGPT⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If Skynet is improvisational jazz, then we need to ban all AI right now

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm locked out of my 6 year old Chipotle account because they now say my email address is invalid when I login. Here is me asking for their help:⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, it's Taco Bell with fewer options amd a higher price

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gilbert's gripe⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you imagine him as Iago from Aladdin or the Aflac Duck when he's saying that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Email Etiquette⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  "Per my last email..."

  Oh the one I couldn't be bothered to read?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Senior Citizen Sex⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I believe that everyone should smoke, drink, and enjoy the occasional hard drug- just start when you're 75 or 80. Fucking party on the way out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Restaurant Bill⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks at a picture of a receipt that is almost certainly from the US:

  What about yhe rest of the world?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GTA 6’s Publisher Says Video Games Should Theoretically Be Priced At Dollars Per Hour⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Shattered Pixel Dungeon is my all-time favorite mobile game. It's a Rogue-like with hundreds/thousands of ways to win; but be prepared to be humbled.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe I need a new mattress⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Those wacky sphincters

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe I need a new mattress⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well yeah. Don't want to have blurry vision in your dreams.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I Can't Drink Now Like I Used to a Few Years Ago (26M), is that Normal?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My first two beer hangover was a real bummer. They still are, too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't forget to tip your gas station⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  60 decibels would be an improvement at the corner station for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There is no need to be alarmed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Verily

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dad wins⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  What is this- an urn for aunts? Should be at least 3 times that size.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's a terrible day to have eyes.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  When nature gives you a mini vase

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LGBTQIA++⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I think being fluent in regular expressions probably makes you involuntarily celebrate so orientation won't matter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never start vaping, says 12-year-old girl with lung damage⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Fortunately the 13 year olds are good to vape

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Biden Will Join Autoworkers on Picket Line in Michigan, a Historic Move⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Exactly my question. God forbid they actually have sick days.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hot take: Users without a profile pick are mildlyinfuriating⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I'm a simple man. I see Space Ghost and I upvote.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hot take: Users without a profile pick are mildlyinfuriating⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  What do you mean, "you people?"

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Image uploads are now disabled on lemm.ee due to malicious users⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I just shut down my instance because of this attack. Once there are better controls to prevent this, I will stand it back up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Freebooting Twitter Account getting millions of views without credit, original creators get next to none...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  OOTL: what is meant by freebooting. Is it just reposting other people's content without proper attribution?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We are all made of carbon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  My super power is methane emission.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We are all made of carbon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Nuh uh! You can't checkmate me if I

  [Rage flips the board]

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WELCOME TO FLAVORTOWN⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I would happily have a beer (or 6) with Guy. He seems like a wonderful... uh... guy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨nobody knows how it feels⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Neutrinos do. They exist everywhere

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨god is dead⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Apparently grapes on pizza are where I draw the line

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mr. pepper⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  You can't just be out here practicing medicine without a license