Gilbert's gripe

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• Excrubulent@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You’re fucking the guy, he likes his name being said and it turns you off? How’d you get to that point? You don’t have a nickname? I don’t care if your name is Rumplestiltskin, if you want me to say your name I am making deep eye contact and saying it and I will mean it. I will moan it. Nothing is better than knowing what my partner wants so I can give it to them.

  Normalise following orders like a good sub.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fuck me, Bert!

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    • Excrubulent@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Oh Ernie

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  • aeki@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This is such a beautiful comment.

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    • Excrubulent@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Awww 🥰

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• Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Now imagine it’s gilbert gottfried screeching ‘say my name’ at you

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  • Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Do you imagine him as Iago from Aladdin or the Aflac Duck when he's saying that?

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    • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      More his reading of 50 shades of grey

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    • tacosanonymous@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      ¿Porque no los dos?

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    • einlander@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Or Jack Frost from the PBS Noddy live action.

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    • synae@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      … yes?

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  • Daqu@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s hot. Me so horny.

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• Doomsider@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I am imagining Gilbert Godfrey saying this loudly and in the most annoying way possible as he climaxes.

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• Aremel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Gill doesn’t sound so bad.

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  • LemmySoloHer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “doesn’t sound so bad” is the best compliment Ole’ Gil ever got!

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  • dadGPT@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    thanks a gillion

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• TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  just pretend you’re French. “ah oui, baisse mon chat, Gilbert!”

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  • ccdfa@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Mon chat 😭

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  • intensely_human@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “Uh actually it’s pronounced Gilbert. Get it right you dirty bitch. Gil, Bert. Just like that”

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Yeah, now I can’t read the “say my name” part without hearing Gilbert Goddfried’s voice in my head.

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  • altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    youtu.be/THnVLDgFb4o?si=eLfoLvh9yy1f00cD

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• CareHare@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Just yell out his nickname, Gilly-Willy.

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• MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Imagine eating Gilbert’s grapes.

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• 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  One of the few screenshots that’s funny every time I see it.

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• MrShankles@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Who’s eating whom now!

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• Skeptomatic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Who’s gargling Gilbert’s grapes?

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• PatFussy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Say my name mommy

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• sweetcuppincakes@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Anne Blythe in bed

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• LittleTransPunk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Image

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