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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨balderdash9@lemmy.zip⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • IHateReddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I doubt you’re gonna keep your job with those tabs 🤨

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    • sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Also 19k+ unread mail. Yikes!

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      • hrimfaxi_work@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Right?? Those are amateur numbers.

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      • Skelectus@suppo.fi ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        OP doesn’t have the energy to deal with all of Ryan’s bullshit emails

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  • key@lemmy.keychat.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That gmail ui looks like 10 years old

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    • smeg@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Just look at the classic Google logo!

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  • Pregnenolone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You don’t say dear, just “Ryan,”

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    • Rentlar@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Dear is just to apply a 2x multiplier on the sass level.

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  • 0110010001100010@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I like to go a step further and say “Per my email dated xx/xx/xxxx (attached)…”

    Then attach a .eml file of referenced email. Yes, I’m that petty.

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    • realitista@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Naa, make 'em work for it.

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  • OnkelWLAN@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The xvideos tab 😂

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    • can@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Not even the most offensive one.

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  • niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I will ignore Martin again, who cares if he implies that I’m an idiot, let him say whatever he wants to say while I keep on actively not engaging with him and his “I am the center of OUR universe” toxic tone.
    So who’s the real idiot now, bitch?

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    • Pika@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      in all honesty though, regardless of what Martin did, I would probally ignore an email that started with giant cyan blue font as well lol

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  • AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sincerely, fuck you.

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  • anonymouse@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “Please review the attached guide, which can be conveniently found on our website.” This translates to, “Stop wasting my time by asking me basic fucking questions that you could easily find the answers to on your own!”

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  • Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    "Per my last email..."

    Oh the one I couldn't be bothered to read?

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  • cabron_offsets@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Don’t forget to add some bullshit logos as attachments in your signature.

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Oh shit, hurts when I catch that one. I try to be more diplomatic.

    “Nah, same thing we were talking about last week. Nothing’s really changed since then.”

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  • Ryan213@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yo…I accidentally deleted it from my Bin.

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