That gmail ui looks like 10 years old
Email Etiquette
Submitted 5 months ago by balderdash9@lemmy.zip to [deleted]
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key@lemmy.keychat.org 5 months ago
smeg@feddit.uk 5 months ago
Just look at the classic Google logo!
Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 5 months ago
You don’t say dear, just “Ryan,”
Rentlar@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Dear is just to apply a 2x multiplier on the sass level.
0110010001100010@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I like to go a step further and say “Per my email dated xx/xx/xxxx (attached)…”
Then attach a .eml file of referenced email. Yes, I’m that petty.
realitista@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Naa, make 'em work for it.
OnkelWLAN@lemmy.world 5 months ago
The xvideos tab 😂
can@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Not even the most offensive one.
niktemadur@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I will ignore Martin again, who cares if he implies that I’m an idiot, let him say whatever he wants to say while I keep on actively not engaging with him and his “I am the center of OUR universe” toxic tone.
So who’s the real idiot now, bitch?Pika@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
in all honesty though, regardless of what Martin did, I would probally ignore an email that started with giant cyan blue font as well lol
AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Sincerely, fuck you.
anonymouse@lemmings.world 5 months ago
“Please review the attached guide, which can be conveniently found on our website.” This translates to, “Stop wasting my time by asking me basic fucking questions that you could easily find the answers to on your own!”
Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 5 months ago
"Per my last email..."
Oh the one I couldn't be bothered to read?
cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Don’t forget to add some bullshit logos as attachments in your signature.
shalafi@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Oh shit, hurts when I catch that one. I try to be more diplomatic.
“Nah, same thing we were talking about last week. Nothing’s really changed since then.”
Ryan213@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Yo…I accidentally deleted it from my Bin.
IHateReddit@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I doubt you’re gonna keep your job with those tabs 🤨
sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Also 19k+ unread mail. Yikes!
hrimfaxi_work@midwest.social 5 months ago
Right?? Those are amateur numbers.
Skelectus@suppo.fi 5 months ago
OP doesn’t have the energy to deal with all of Ryan’s bullshit emails